Dirty Diamonds
Alice Cooper
- Style
- Hard Rock
- Label
- Spitfire Records
- Year
- 2005
- Reviewed by
- Marty
Although the music of Alice's last couple of albums shows more of a 70's vibe, he certainly shows that he's keeping his eyes and ears open to the state of affairs in the world today. The opening track, Woman Of Mass Distraction (an obvious play on the weapons of mass destruction phrase we have all gotten so sick of hearing) is a solid riff-driven rocker with Alice's tongue-in-cheek lyrical approach. The chorus is very catchy and Alice is the only artist that I've ever seen use the word "castrate" as a rhyme for the word "date"....ouch!! Perfect takes us back to the bluesy old Alice Cooper feel of the early 70's and lyrically tells the story of someone who although is talented (and obviously boasts about it), keeps falling apart when performing in front of people. Other albums highlights include the fast, punk influenced title track Dirty Diamonds complete with a James Bond film score vibe to it and sounding like it could've been pulled from the Love It To Death sessions. The Saga Of Jesse Jane sees Alice at his storytelling best in this slow bluesy western flavored track about a cross-dressing truck driver who gets thrown in jail in a small town in Texas. Sung in the first person, this is classic Alice!! Sunset Babies(All Got Rabies) steals a little from the main riff to the Stones' Happy and is a very up tempo rocker that pokes fun at the newest Hollywood divas like Paris Hilton but without mentioning any names. By the clever phrasing and lyrical style, we all know who's he's really talking about!! Steal That Car features a fast punk-like feel and a great chorus in telling the saga of a car thief. Another track worth mentioning is Alice's cover of the 60's group The Lefte Banke's Pretty Ballerina. Quiet and laid back, it's mainly an acoustic flavored track with some flute and keyboard orchestrations and fits in very well with Alice's classic early 70's material particularly the quieter sections of tracks like Desperado from the Killer album and may have been an influence later on with the classic Only Women Bleed from Welcome To My Nightmare.
There's lots of variety on this album and the production a little cleaner than The Eyes Of Alice Cooper. With Dirty Diamonds, there's lots of really great songs with each one having its own unique identity and story to tell. I really like the album but there's a couple tracks that are definitely sub par as far as the normal Alice Cooper quality of song writing and this album is “marred” by the inclusion of the bonus track Stand. With it’s funky hip-hop feel, Alice does a duet with rapper Xzibit. It’s a bonus track…..we can forgive him….this time!!! Rest assured, these are the few exceptions as there's lots of great catchy and witty Alice Cooper throughout this entire album. It's all about the wit and attitude with Alice Cooper as he's at his best when his material has both. For a man pushing 60, he still has the same approach to song writing as he did back when he was in his 20's. The master of the macabre has once again delivered a fresh new album albeit with a retro 70's style sound and will certainly please the fans of his early 70's material. It also goes to show that unlike many of his counterparts from the same era, he's not just a classic rock act nowadays and is still capable of putting out quality new material.
Reviewed by Marty — November 21, 2005