While at work the other day, I get this nice old lady as a customer and so Im wrappin up her sub and she looks at me and asks me a question, the convo went a little like this:
Nice (But Crazy) Old Lady: Do you know who God and Jesus is?
Me: Uhhh.. What?
Nice (But Crazy) Old Lady: Do you know who Jesus is..? Son of God, he died for our sins.
Me: Uhhh... Yeah, I know him...
Nice (But Crazy) Old Lady: Well, we are entering the End Times, you should think about opening your heart to him.
Me: ....
Nice (But Crazy) Old Lady: Will you do it!?
Me: kay..
What the fuck man, I wanted to be rude to her and scare her off, but like I said, she was a nice old lady for the first bit I talked to her, I was shocked and only really thought about it after she left.
I really hate when people talk to me about religion, especially when I dont even know them.. Anyways, Im gonna go poop and drink some flavoured water.