Apparently the Cross Bronx Expressway makes people horny.
This weekend a friend of mine was nice enough to invite me to come to her family's house in northern New Jersey (Jew country) for Passover. On Saturday, as we were driving through New York City on 95, my friend (who was doing the driving) suddenly exclaimed, "What the fuck?! Look behind you!" I turned, but couldn't see anything. Then, in the side mirror, I saw a car in the right-hand lane with something very odd happening on top. At first I couldn't quite comprehend what I was seeing, but then...yes...those girls are half-naked and having sex on top of that car. Two chicks were hanging out the sunroof, one spread-eagled, both in various states of undress. They passed us at around 30 mph, and one seemed to be fingering the other. Unfortunately, both she and I were too dumbfounded to take pictures in time. We both regretted not having a real video camera, especially when, about three hundred yards up, they started thrusting.
Then, driving back on that same stretch of road tonight, we were behind this car that was weaving just a touch within the lane, and whose brake lights kept blinking off and on. My friend decided that this was not the car to be behind at 9:45 at night, and so we pulled around to pass it. I looked over to see who it was, and in the driver's seat was a dude with a shaved head, his arms up really high on the steering wheel...and what looked like someone bent over his lap. So while I won't swear to it, I think I saw road head.
Don't people know that this shit causes accidents?
