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Metalhead_Bastard
 Post subject: The Cybersex Thread.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:22 pm 
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I don't know why, I just think this'll be funny...I'll begin. (just reply with like-minded sex shit)

I put my hand on your leg.
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lemme get in the right frame of mind. oh yeah:

R U A COP?!?!?!?11 :P :P :P :P :P
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Goat
 Post subject: Re: The Cybersex Thread.
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
I don't know why, I just think this'll be funny...I'll begin. (just reply with like-minded sex shit)

I put my hand on your leg.


I rip your arm off and club you to death with it.

Ooooooooooh yeah.
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My lifeless body picks the arm back up and I erotically sodomise you.
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
My lifeless body picks the arm back up and I erotically sodomise you.


With a hammer? Please, please, with the hammer. And the orange juice. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, orange juice...
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I masticate oxidised razors, and subsequently regurgitate giblets into your vomited anal tract. The reek of putrefaction gets me in the mood for lovin'.
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Zad wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
My lifeless body picks the arm back up and I erotically sodomise you.


With a hammer? Please, please, with the hammer. And the orange juice. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, orange juice...


I stick the hammer up my ass and use a chisel instead. You drink the orange juice and it dribbled through the hole in your neck where I put the chisel, you tell me you love me.
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rio wrote:
I masticate oxidised razors, and subsequently regurgitate giblets into your vomited anal tract. The reek of putrefaction gets me in the mood for lovin'.


Carcass = 8)
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Kathaarian
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I put on my wizard robe and hat.


Y' all know what I'm talking about. :wink: Hilarious.
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Zad wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
My lifeless body picks the arm back up and I erotically sodomise you.


With a hammer? Please, please, with the hammer. And the orange juice. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, orange juice...


I stick the hammer up my ass and use a chisel instead. You drink the orange juice and it dribbled through the hole in your neck where I put the chisel, you tell me you love me.


OOOOOOOOH YEEEEAAAAAAH! I produce a squirrel from behind my back.
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i am soooo staying out of this one
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Carnifex Umbris
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*walks into thread*

*walks out of thread*
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Anonymous
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:54 pm 
Shut the fuck up.
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Misha
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Kathaarian wrote:
I put on my wizard robe and hat.


Y' all know what I'm talking about. :wink: Hilarious.

Hahaha, the MASTERMIND!!!!!
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Stefan
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:08 am 
Misha wrote:
Kathaarian wrote:
I put on my wizard robe and hat.


Y' all know what I'm talking about. :wink: Hilarious.

Hahaha, the MASTERMIND!!!!!


does Kathy thinks he is
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Carnifex Umbris
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Who are you talking to, Husker?
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Anonymous
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:57 am 
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Who are you talking to, Husker?


anyone who's posted "LOL BUTTSECKZ" shit in this thread. It's gay.
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Carnifex Umbris
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Buttsex generally is. Unless some guy lets his girlfriend peg him.
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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Buttsex generally is. Unless some guy lets his girlfriend peg him.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Trooper Of Steel
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I think we should keep an eye of those who are involved in this ummm thread, this isnt healthy
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