The Cybersex Thread.

Goat · **Posted:** Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:57 pm

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Zad wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Zad wrote:

Fingon wrote:

this thread is so wrong

Agreed, can we get it locked, mod?

You bastard! What happened to the laughing?

It stopped. :wink:

The poor orphan stood in shock as the evil of the mage was revealed to him. His mouth agape, he could only stare as the dark lord reached for his cattle prod. "You're in for it now, jonny boy" he cackled, carressing the end with his black fingernails.

What's scary is that there are people out there who genuinely get off on this kind of shit. Disturbing!

HAHAHAHAHA!

I tried several times but I just can't match that. At all.

"N-no!" he cried, remembering the last time his master had forced himself upon him. But It Was No Good. The mage grabbed him by the throat, and viciously stuck the prod into his -

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The Silent Man · **Posted:** Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:01 pm

Zad wrote:

"N-no!" he cried, remembering the last time his master had forced himself upon him. But It Was No Good. The mage grabbed him by the throat, and viciously stuck the prod into his -

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More... MORE!

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:01 pm

Zad wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Zad wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Zad wrote:

Fingon wrote:

this thread is so wrong

Agreed, can we get it locked, mod?

You bastard! What happened to the laughing?

It stopped. :wink:

The poor orphan stood in shock as the evil of the mage was revealed to him. His mouth agape, he could only stare as the dark lord reached for his cattle prod. "You're in for it now, jonny boy" he cackled, carressing the end with his black fingernails.

What's scary is that there are people out there who genuinely get off on this kind of shit. Disturbing!

HAHAHAHAHA!

I tried several times but I just can't match that. At all.

"N-no!" he cried, remembering the last time his master had forced himself upon him. But It Was No Good. The mage grabbed him by the throat, and viciously stuck the prod into his -

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-nose, penetrating deeper into the orifice, again and again, touxching the young boy's brain whilst cackling and burning him with dark magic potions, finally ejac-

OOOOH, ME LIKEY!

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Goat · **Posted:** Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:08 pm

You want more? You got it.

Suddenly there came a knock at the door. Cursing, the mage withdrew his prod from the quivering wretch's nasal passage, and flung the door open. There stood a hunchback of about eighteen years, holding a tray. "I brought the metal rods, as you instructed sir", the idiot spluttered, saliva running down his chin. The mage slowly licked it off, stooping low over the Unfortuanate. A groan of ecstacy passed the lips of the cretin, and he grabbed feverishly at the mage's cloak. "Not yet, fool!" cried the mage. "There are preparations yet to perform!"

I'm so going to hell.

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:17 pm

Zad wrote:

You want more? You got it.

Suddenly there came a knock at the door. Cursing, the mage withdrew his prod from the quivering wretch's nasal passage, and flung the door open. There stood a hunchback of about eighteen years, holding a tray. "I brought the metal rods, as you instructed sir", the idiot spluttered, saliva running down his chin. The mage slowly licked it off, stooping low over the Unfortuanate. A groan of ecstacy passed the lips of the cretin, and he grabbed feverishly at the mage's cloak. "Not yet, fool!" cried the mage. "There are preparations yet to perform!"

I'm so going to hell.

To which they both forced themselves upon the boy, soaking him in gristle and bodily fluid, penetrating from both sides and pumping, harder harder, tearing at his flesh and laughing. The mage took the hunchback and erotic--

--1713407013510491579432--

Ooooh baaaabbbby...

Goat · **Posted:** Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:19 pm

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Zad wrote:

You want more? You got it.

Suddenly there came a knock at the door. Cursing, the mage withdrew his prod from the quivering wretch's nasal passage, and flung the door open. There stood a hunchback of about eighteen years, holding a tray. "I brought the metal rods, as you instructed sir", the idiot spluttered, saliva running down his chin. The mage slowly licked it off, stooping low over the Unfortuanate. A groan of ecstacy passed the lips of the cretin, and he grabbed feverishly at the mage's cloak. "Not yet, fool!" cried the mage. "There are preparations yet to perform!"

I'm so going to hell.

To which they both forced themselves upon the boy, soaking him in gristle and bodily fluid, penetrating from both sides and pumping, harder harder, tearing at his flesh and laughing. The mage took the hunchback and erotic--

--1713407013510491579432--

Ooooh baaaabbbby...

I feel so dirty. I wish I hadn't put that up now, my reputation will never survive...

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:22 pm

Zad wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Zad wrote:

You want more? You got it.

Suddenly there came a knock at the door. Cursing, the mage withdrew his prod from the quivering wretch's nasal passage, and flung the door open. There stood a hunchback of about eighteen years, holding a tray. "I brought the metal rods, as you instructed sir", the idiot spluttered, saliva running down his chin. The mage slowly licked it off, stooping low over the Unfortuanate. A groan of ecstacy passed the lips of the cretin, and he grabbed feverishly at the mage's cloak. "Not yet, fool!" cried the mage. "There are preparations yet to perform!"

I'm so going to hell.

To which they both forced themselves upon the boy, soaking him in gristle and bodily fluid, penetrating from both sides and pumping, harder harder, tearing at his flesh and laughing. The mage took the hunchback and erotic--

--1713407013510491579432--

Ooooh baaaabbbby...

I feel so dirty. I wish I hadn't put that up now, my reputation will never survive...

It's fucking HiILARIOUS. I'll find something, await my next post.

Goat · **Posted:** Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:22 pm

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

It's fucking HiILARIOUS. I'll find something, await my next post.

Saints preserve us...

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:25 pm

Zad wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

It's fucking HiILARIOUS. I'll find something, await my next post.

Saints preserve us...

It's just my lyrics tourney shit, I just thought I'd bring them back up. I'd be very interested in another one, somebody better at me with that kind of shit should organise one.

The Satan Porno Grindcore Song

satan rams you from behind
like a ten-ton hammer and you go blind
showers of cum soak the rocks
demons beat you with foot long cocks

red-hot flames lick your balls
demons torment
with high-pitched calls

you cry for help
but can only utter a yelp
you've been castrated from behind
pain fills your body
infests your mind

satan laughs
lucifer has won
with a red hot penis
he calls "the one"

you die on your own
molested by the beast
it was your member
on which he chose to feast

satan stole your virginity-and you want it back!

Goat · **Posted:** Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:26 pm

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Zad wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

It's fucking HiILARIOUS. I'll find something, await my next post.

Saints preserve us...

It's just my lyrics tourney shit, I just thought I'd bring them back up. I'd be very interested in another one, somebody better at me with that kind of shit should organise one.

The Satan Porno Grindcore Song

satan rams you from behind
like a ten-ton hammer and you go blind
showers of cum soak the rocks
demons beat you with foot long cocks

red-hot flames lick your balls
demons torment
with high-pitched calls

you cry for help
but can only utter a yelp
you've been castrated from behind
pain fills your body
infests your mind

satan laughs
lucifer has won
with a red hot penis
he calls "the one"

you die on your own
molested by the beast
it was your member
on which he chose to feast

satan stole your virginity-and you want it back!

Who did the last one, NFAE? Isn't he in prison now or something? Yeah, someone should organise it. Anyone up for it?

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:28 pm

Me obviously, but my lyrics would be in the same vein...Nothing beats porno comedy, well, atleast comedy.

Goat · **Posted:** Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:29 pm

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Me obviously, but my lyrics would be in the same vein...Nothing beats porno comedy, well, atleast comedy.

Well, I can think of quite a few things that beat it. Like tea. And beer.

It deserves its own thread, the contest round 2....

Eternal Idol · **Posted:** Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:38 pm

OH..........
My...........
God!........

Fingon · **Joined:** Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:11 pm **Posts:** 3207

Eternal Idol wrote:

OH..........
My...........
God!........

this is why everyone hates metalheads :evil:

Eternal Idol · **Posted:** Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:54 pm

Fingon wrote:

Eternal Idol wrote:

OH..........
My...........
God!........

this is why everyone hates metalheads :evil:

Because they do George "Mr. Sulu" Takei impressions?

Fingon · **Joined:** Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:11 pm **Posts:** 3207

Eternal Idol wrote:

Fingon wrote:

Eternal Idol wrote:

OH..........
My...........
God!........

this is why everyone hates metalheads :evil:

Because they do George "Mr. Sulu" Takei impressions?

because SOME of them (looks towards a few UK members) are just complete perverts and must go to a shrink :evil:

Eternal Idol · **Posted:** Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:01 pm

Fingon wrote:

Eternal Idol wrote:

Fingon wrote:

Eternal Idol wrote:

OH..........
My...........
God!........

this is why everyone hates metalheads :evil:

Because they do George "Mr. Sulu" Takei impressions?

because SOME of them (looks towards a few UK members) are just complete perverts and must go to a shrink :evil:

You couldn't pay anyone enough to be that shrink though. I'm afraid they'd jump out the window.

lord Metal · **Posted:** Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:20 am

I just gave everyone HIV. :oops:

Radagast · **Posted:** Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:10 am

Wow this thread just turned me into a gay paedophile.

Thanks a lot guys. :evil:

Tlaloc · **Posted:** Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:48 am

Star Trek porn is the scariest.

Worf: "Wesley Crusher, meet me in my quarters. I'll show you the real meaning of wormhole, boy."

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