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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:24 am 
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Sir Wanksalot wrote:
Star Trek porn is the scariest.

Worf: "Wesley Crusher, meet me in my quarters. I'll show you the real meaning of wormhole, boy."

:lol:


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Zad wrote:
Sir Wanksalot wrote:
Star Trek porn is the scariest.

Worf: "Wesley Crusher, meet me in my quarters. I'll show you the real meaning of wormhole, boy."

:lol:

Ever wondered why they called it Deep Space 9?


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Ok, now I'm a 'pervert' :roll:
It's obviously not a joke when there's storys of dark mages molesting young boys, us UK users really do wank off to that shit-we REALLY do.


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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Ok, now I'm a 'pervert' :roll:
It's obviously not a joke when there's storys of dark mages molesting young boys, us UK users really do wank off to that shit-we REALLY do.


Who said it was a young boy? He was 18 as well, the homosexual age of consent over here. I called him a boy to contrast with the older mage. You see, pornography can be art.

And heck, what's wrong with a little kinkyness? You straight-laced Americans with your boring sex lives!


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Zad wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Ok, now I'm a 'pervert' :roll:
It's obviously not a joke when there's storys of dark mages molesting young boys, us UK users really do wank off to that shit-we REALLY do.


Who said it was a young boy? He was 18 as well, the homosexual age of consent over here. I called him a boy to contrast with the older mage. You see, pornography can be art.

And heck, what's wrong with a little kinkyness? You straight-laced Americans with your boring sex lives!


Aye, but oh well.


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HAHA man I hate myself for reading this whole thread........


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so amuseing, so depraved.


this whole thing fits in well with the helheim and i don't know how to feel abotu that.


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Nothing like a cyber thread in a forum of sweaty men. :wink:


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