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Stefan
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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
It refuses to give me a score above 25%. Clearly, I am not meant to love. :cry:


yes you are :
Carnifex Umbris + Oussama Bin Laden = 71 %

Carnifex Umbris + Jack Nicholson = 87 %


:lol:


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carnifex's perfect match

np: True Kings of Norway split thing.. does anyone want this before I delete it? it has emperor, immortal, fucking dimmu of all bands, ancient and arcturus


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carnifex's perfect match


:lol: i hope she doesn't mind that ugly scar and the fact that he will probably crack her skull open as a valentine's day prez
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Goat
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Fingon wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
carnifex's perfect match


:lol: i hope she doesn't mind that ugly scar and the fact that he will probably crack her skull open as a valentine's day prez


He's a pussy. If he was really hard he wouldn't have killed Euronymous in such an amateurish way. And wouldn't have needed his mum to help him escape...
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Zad wrote:
Fingon wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
carnifex's perfect match


:lol: i hope she doesn't mind that ugly scar and the fact that he will probably crack her skull open as a valentine's day prez


He's a pussy. If he was really hard he wouldn't have killed Euronymous in such an amateurish way. And wouldn't have needed his mum to help him escape...


said the man with agoraphobia :wink:
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Stefan
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lizardtail wrote:
np: True Kings of Norway split thing.. does anyone want this before I delete it? it has emperor, immortal, fucking dimmu of all bands, ancient and arcturus


why will you delete it ?
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varg > zad
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varg > zad


I could take him, easy. I'm no Mike, but then again I'm no Pete, either...
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Stefan wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
np: True Kings of Norway split thing.. does anyone want this before I delete it? it has emperor, immortal, fucking dimmu of all bands, ancient and arcturus


why will you delete it ?


hard drive space, and I have the Immortal and Emperor material already
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lizardtail wrote:
Stefan wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
np: True Kings of Norway split thing.. does anyone want this before I delete it? it has emperor, immortal, fucking dimmu of all bands, ancient and arcturus


why will you delete it ?


hard drive space, and I have the Immortal and Emperor material already


'Tis why Jeebus made CD writers.
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Carnifex Umbris
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lizardtail wrote:
carnifex's perfect match

Ha. Ha, ha. Ha. I am rolling on the floor, truly.
Fingon wrote:
:lol: i hope she doesn't mind that ugly scar and the fact that he will probably crack her skull open as a valentine's day prez

Not if I got to him first.
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Goat
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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
carnifex's perfect match

Ha. Ha, ha. Ha. I am rolling on the floor, truly.
Fingon wrote:
:lol: i hope she doesn't mind that ugly scar and the fact that he will probably crack her skull open as a valentine's day prez

Not if I got to him first.


Why do I get the feeling she's being sarcastic? :wink:
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Dago
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Silvio Berlusconi +Daniele Concina=0%



WHY!! I love Silvio! :(
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Stefan
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Silvio Berlusconi +Daniele Concina=0%



WHY!! I love Silvio! :(


but then
Daniele Concina + Benjamin Ratzinger = 94 %
you're a trOO ITALIAN :lol:
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(My real name) and Oprah Winfrey's death = 100%.
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Anonymous
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NewFriendAncientEnemy wrote:
(My real name) and Oprah Winfrey's death = 100%.


I scored a 69% with "Winning Lottery Ticket." Guess I'll cough up $1 for a ticket this week!
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Eyesore
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Dammit! :evil: 13% chance of me and Famke Jansen gettin' down. Weak.
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