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The ultimate heavy metal line up.
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Vocals/Bruce Dickinson, Iron Maiden
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Guitar 1/Slash, Guns n' Roses
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Guitar 2/Dave Murray, Iron Maiden
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Bass/Steve Harris, Iron Maiden
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Drums/I forget his name but the guy from Metallica, is it Lars something?
The fact that three of them are proper candidates still doesn't detract.

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1 Judas Priest
The Best
2 Iron Maiden
One of the worlds first metal bands, still going strong after 25 years and Incredible live.
3 Rage against the machine
Very original, political, heavy and generally amazing.
Very original, heavy and musically talented.
4 System of a down
Very good at their instruments. Original and generally brilliant.
5 Pantera
Fuckin' heavy metal. Incredible guitar solos and an awesome amount of anger packed into the songs.
6 Opeth
Beautiful and haunting death metal with accoustic guitars.
7 Killswitch Engage
Death metal with beautiful melodic choruses.
8 Slipknot
Their earlier stuff was average but "Iowa" made up for it.
9 Fear Factory
They've done some brilliant stuff
10 In Flames
Excellent black metal from Sweden.

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Slipknot Iowa (2001) CD
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Don't say this is music for kids. It's not aimed at kids and young kids shouldn't listen to it. I had a proper look at the lyrics page yesterday. The first line of "disasterpiece" is " I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound". Despite the sick lyrics, This album is awesome to listen to. It is unique in every way. The sound is a mix of nu and death metal. The bands image is unique, they all wear gruesome masks. Even the album sleeve is unusual. The cover is shiny silver and the lyrics pages are tranlucent printed with images of the band members.
One thing many people say about Slipknot is that they lack talent. this is bullshit. Listening carefully to the songs you realise how complex they are. I can't imagine how they wrote the songs as they have 9 members and they had to write a part for each member that fitted in with the rest and sounded good. Also the artists themselves are good at their instruments. Mick Thompson is recognised as one of the best guitarsists around today and Joey Jordison is on my list of top 10 drummers.
The songs themselves are loud fast moving, heavy and have that little spark that brings it all to life.
You can tell you are about to experience something good from when you first hear the intro to the album "(515)". It is chilling, strange and very very weird to listen to. The first proper track is "People = Shit" which has some kickass scream rapping from Corey Taylor. The lyrics are sick but fit perfectly into place with the music. Not all the tracks are as heavy as People = Shit. "Gently" is a fairly slow song with a pretty creepy intro. but the best tracks are the fastest ones with the catchy choruses like "Left behind" and "My Plague".
Love em or hate em Slipknot are unique and we won't have anything quite like them again
BWAHAHAHAHA This kid is great.