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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 4:10 pm 
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Reasons why Metallica is probably the great heavy metal band of all time:

- First and foremost, the consistency of their product quality. Some bands put out a few awesome songs. Some have one great album. Metallica is one of the EXTREMELY rare bands that virtually never released a bad (even mediocre) album. Every album Metallica released adheres to superb standards of quality and excellence.

- Attitude: Metallica is not a band that embarrasses itself with its actions like some other acts. They don't pour water buckets over politicians or run through the streets naked. They respect themselves.

- Stability: except for the bassists, the band has been practically the same since their big start. Three different bassists in over 20 years is remarkable. You know how many people joined and left the Stones?

- Live Shows: forget Kiss, forget Alice Cooper, Metallica doesn't need makeup or fire breath to amaze fans. All they do to accomplish that is sing their songs. Metallica live is a truly unforgettable musical experience. The energy, the songs, the INCREDIBLE instrumental skill of the members gives some people a reason to live.

- Maturity: Metallica is not a band that's stuck doing the same thing for one fifth of af century. They change their songs on a constant basis. They were pure thrash: blistering speed and loud noise. That was their first album. Their second album matured a great deal, in which they included anti-war epics, eternal power ballads and excellently crafted political messages. Their third album matured even more with instrumental work, amazing song quality and truly righteous messages (the title song, Master of Puppets is basically an anti-drug PSA, done in rare greatness). Their fourth album, "...And Justice For All" matured even more with 9-minute epics and great song quality as usual. Their fifth album was the ultimate departure, on which fans are still divided, where they took a simple structure to their songs and more mainstream-friendly songs. However, in doing that, they didn't compromise their trademark quality: the song are as amazingly built as ever, with stunning solos, amazing and sincere lyrics and raw power. After a lot of pressure to go back to the original formula, and after many angry "fan" reactions, you'd think they'd abandon that and do what they did; no, they took the other way: they released tow more albums with AWESOME songs that barely deserve the label "heavy metal". The songs were amazingly good (Low Man's Lyric, Hero of the Day, Where the Wild Things Are, among others) but weren't as hard as their earlier stuff. After mixed reactions, at a time when ANY band would give up and go back to the old stuff, they experimented with their music even more by collaborating with a symphony in their S & M album, which is basically a new version of their collection. Even Black Sabbath (the fathers of heavy metal) didn't have the guts to experiment like that. That's what makes Metallica so great: they do MUSIC, not just stuff to please fans with make money. Their careers were virtually in jeopardy and they said, "We don't care, we want to make all kinds of good music". One can only respect that. Only if you'd been there would you know how difficult those decisions were (yeah, more than once).

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What's wrong with pouring water over politicians?


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That's a very annoying thing right there.


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that's the sort of messageboard post I'd make if I'd forgotten to learn about metal


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Wow... it's rare that you see a post in which every single individual sentence could potentially be subjected to merciless ridicule.


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That was almost impressive in its stupidity. Though they do get points for grammar and putting some sort of thought into it. Unbelievably misguided and shockingly mistaken thought, but thought nonetheless.


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The few times I've checked the Imdb boards, I've had to resist flameful urges.


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1) if you take that post and replace every mention of Metallica with, say, Brenoritvrezorkre, it instantly because cool

2) the best part of Metallica left for Voivod


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I think the "N00sted rawks" thing is a bit of a bandwagon to be honest. He should have jumped ship years earlier and focused on IR8 or something instead of clinging on to something his heart clearly wasn't in for the $$$ (and then that Echobrain geighness).[/tired recyled Metallica thread]

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I still regret opening up an IMDB thread about Jim Carrey's love of Cannibal Corpse. The level of ignorance was astounding. People might want to learn to just shut up when they don't know what they are talking about.


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emperorblackdoom wrote:
I still regret opening up an IMDB thread about Jim Carrey's love of Cannibal Corpse. The level of ignorance was astounding. People might want to learn to just shut up when they don't know what they are talking about.


Go on.


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Oh I don't know if I want to revisit that experience...I'm not opening up the old thread again.

If I remember correctly it was the usual fair of death metal isn't music, death metal takes no talent, generic rock band X has more talent. Then it took off into more bizarre directions: punk is more technical than death metal, death metal musicians are the least skilled in the entire world, all death metal fans have no jobs, etc. I expected to see the first catergory but not the second catergory, and the sheer number of people spouting this stuff was disturbing.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 2:05 am 
That sounds like the rant of a new metal fan right there. He does get credit for it being well-thought out and seemingly genuine, but he loses tons of points for being completely retarded.

Have The Stones had a bunch of different musicians in the band? I'm no expert on them, but I would think the band is all original members or at least all but maybe one.

And can you have a 6-minute "eternal power ballad"?


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Eyesore wrote:
That sounds like the rant of a new metal fan right there. He does get credit for it being well-thought out and seemingly genuine, but he loses tons of points for being completely retarded.

Have The Stones had a bunch of different musicians in the band? I'm no expert on them, but I would think the band is all original members or at least all but maybe one.

And can you have a 6-minute "eternal power ballad"?


Yeah, I think you are probably right.

I think the Stones have stayed pretty much the same, but I'm no expert either.


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Have The Stones had a bunch of different musicians in the band? I'm no expert on them, but I would think the band is all original members or at least all but maybe one.


3 originals.. Jagger/Watts/Richards.. but then again they have been around for over 40 years which I doubt Metallica will be able to pull off.


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He does get credit for it being well-thought out and seemingly genuine, but he loses tons of points for being completely retarded.
Best. Sentence. Ever.


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 Post subject: Re: IMDb boards killed my brain
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After mixed reactions, at a time when ANY band would give up and go back to the old stuff, they experimented with their music even more by collaborating with a symphony in their S & M album, which is basically a new version of their collection. Even Black Sabbath (the fathers of heavy metal) didn't have the guts to experiment like that. That's what makes Metallica so great: they do MUSIC, not just stuff to please fans with make money.


The first thing that immediatly came to my mind after reading that:

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Some are downright embarrassing, such as Metallica's S&M, that leaves an eerie aftertaste of rich dudes creating an album of recycled covers of themselves with over 50 professional musicians, only because they can afford to pay enough money for it.


Taken from an archives review of Waltari and their Death Metal Symphony in Deep C.


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