QUEEESTIIION!!! (aka couldn't think of thread title)

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:42 pm

Vote!

Stefan · **Posted:** Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:48 pm

option 3 : sometimes

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:50 pm

There ya damn hippie.

lizardtail · **Posted:** Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:51 pm

a lot of my favourite lyrics come courtesy of silly bands like Melvins, SFA, Mr. Bungle, Reverend Bizarre.. so if you can't write profound prose then nonsense rhyme away 8)

ps: I demand options 4 through 7 become "occasionally", "phone a friend", "in my heyday" and "i ain't done nuthin', copper."

Dead Machine · **Joined:** Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:24 pm **Posts:** 2527

If they're as funny as yours, yes.

Stefan · **Posted:** Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:54 pm

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

There ya damn hippie.

Eyesore · **Posted:** Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:41 pm

Yes, but they need to be funny. For instance, funny stupid:

It's a beach party Vietnam
Surfin' with the Viet Cong
Cookin' hot dogs with napalm
A beach party Vietnam

Frankie and Annette were
Layin' on the sand
When Frank got a letter
From his Uncle Sam

It said: Get Moon Dog and
All your friends
You're all invited to a

Beach party Vietnam
Surfin' with the Viet Cong
Cookin' hot dogs with napalm
A beach party Vietnam

- Hey Frankie, aren't you gonna give me youur class ring?
- Oh I'm afraid I can't do that, Annette
- Why not?
- 'Cause I don't have any arms!
(AH!)

Beach party Vietnam
Surfin' with the Viet Cong
Cookin' hot dogs with napalm
A beach party Vietnam

Annette, she wants Frankie's ring
Frankie wants Annette's thing
They're layin' on the West Coast
There's gonna be a wiener roast

Beach party Vietnam
Surfin' with the Viet Cong
Cookin' hot dogs with napalm
A beach party Vietnam

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:43 pm

I mean such as my satanpornogrindcoresong ones, funny (arguable) disgusting. I can't be arsed looking for them now.

Angel Black · **Joined:** Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:54 pm **Posts:** 342

Like Trinidad? Hell yeah! :twisted:

Stefan · **Posted:** Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:56 pm

Quote:

I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
And knock her upper during supper
Clutter up her butter gutter
Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong
While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

I was givin' some head to some french bread
It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed
French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms
I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon

I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans

Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget
Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose
He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice
Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,
From the skeez disease, wooi!

Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast

Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
Bananarama or ramabanana
Fuckin' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana

Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna

You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her
I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner
Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
"Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy
I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby

We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat

8)

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:00 pm

My vote goes to damn Stefan.

Stefan · **Posted:** Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:01 pm

Kathaarian wrote:

My vote goes to damn Stefan.

that would be damn Mike Patton then :wink:

Angel Black · **Joined:** Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:54 pm **Posts:** 342

"MASTER OF PIZZA
Born in Napoli / live in misery / thanks for living to camorra!
I live in a vulcano / i am napoletano / it's a life without a reason
State in serie B / siete il napoli / state anche a falli'/ andate in serie C

You don't pay the taxes ! / You Must Pay the taxes
If you don't like the Pizza ! / I will kill you !

Master! Iamme! Master of pizza iamme cumpà / c'a pummarola e nù babà / Master of pizza iamme cumpà / Torna a Surriento bell'e mammà
Master ! Iamme! Torna a Surriento bell'e mammà

Iamme! Iamme ! Vesuvio wash them with the fire / Iamme! Iamme! Iamme Marescià (x2)"

:lol:

Anybody knows Nanowar here?

Radagast · **Posted:** Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:03 am

Angel Black wrote:

"MASTER OF PIZZA
Born in Napoli / live in misery / thanks for living to camorra!
I live in a vulcano / i am napoletano / it's a life without a reason
State in serie B / siete il napoli / state anche a falli'/ andate in serie C

You don't pay the taxes ! / You Must Pay the taxes
If you don't like the Pizza ! / I will kill you !

Master! Iamme! Master of pizza iamme cumpà / c'a pummarola e nù babà / Master of pizza iamme cumpà / Torna a Surriento bell'e mammà
Master ! Iamme! Torna a Surriento bell'e mammà

Iamme! Iamme ! Vesuvio wash them with the fire / Iamme! Iamme! Iamme Marescià (x2)"

:lol:

Anybody knows Nanowar here?

They're funnier when they write their own lyrics (True Metal of Steel) than when they're doing Weird Al-style parodies of Rhapsody.

I mean Emerald Fork? Oh, I see what you did there. :roll:

Rhys · **Posted:** Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:53 am

sometimes

Dago · **Posted:** Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:00 pm

Angel Black wrote:

"MASTER OF PIZZA
Born in Napoli / live in misery / thanks for living to camorra!
I live in a vulcano / i am napoletano / it's a life without a reason
State in serie B / siete il napoli / state anche a falli'/ andate in serie C

You don't pay the taxes ! / You Must Pay the taxes
If you don't like the Pizza ! / I will kill you !

Master! Iamme! Master of pizza iamme cumpà / c'a pummarola e nù babà / Master of pizza iamme cumpà / Torna a Surriento bell'e mammà
Master ! Iamme! Torna a Surriento bell'e mammà

Iamme! Iamme ! Vesuvio wash them with the fire / Iamme! Iamme! Iamme Marescià (x2)"

:lol:

Anybody knows Nanowar here?

LOL

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:03 pm

Quote:

LET ME INTO STARFISH LAND

THE A TRAIN NEVER STOPS
AND I AM HEADED FOR YOUR HOLE
I’D BE SO LUCKY IF I
COULD CREAM IN YOUR ASSHOLE
THERE’S SO MUCH SHIT THAT WE
COULD MAKE EACH OTHER DO
I’D RATHER FUCK YOUR ASSHOLE
IF THAT’S O.K. WITH YOU
HERE COMES THE HONEY
WHEN I AM THROUGH
BUT I AM NOT DONE CAUSE
YOUR ASSHOLE IS SO NEW
OPEN UP WIDE, HERE COMES THE TRAIN
IF YOUR HEAD WAS BETWEEN YOUR LEGS
ID LOVE TO SCREW YOUR BRAIN

LET ME LICK YOUR ASSHOLE
LET ME LICK IT CLEAN
I’LL TAKE YOU ALL TO STARFISH LAND

LET ME LICK YOUR ASSHOLE
LET ME LICK IT CLEAN
I’LL SUCK OUT ALL THE PEANUTS
I’LL SUCK OUT ALL THE BEANS
I’LL TONGUE FUCK YOUR RECTUM
I’LL DRIVE UP YOUR DIRT ROAD
I’LL FELCH OUT MY OWN SEMEN
AND SPIT IT DOWN YOUR THROAT

I LOVE BUNNIES
I LOVE PINK
I LOVE MY MOMS UNDERPANTS
ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY STINK
I LOVE RAINBOWS
I LOVE BALLOONS
I CRIED AT FOREST GUMP
AND DISNEY CARTOONS

BOBA FETT, BOBA FETT
VADER AND BOBA FETT

LUBED UP MUSTARD GLOVE
ANAL LOVE
TRAVELING BUTT RAPING SHOW
STEAL A MERCEDES
AND GRAB THE OLD LADIES
AND GREASE UP YOUR O

SHE SAID THAT I COULD TOUCH IT
SHE SAID SHE’D LET ME IN
I WARMED HER UP WITH MY MIDDLE FINGER
SOME ANAL EASE AND GIN
MY WANG WAS IN HER CRAP TRAP
JUST ABOUT TO EXPLODE
HER 30 YEAR OLD STEPMOM
CAME IN AND DRANK MY LOAD

Stefan · **Posted:** Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:08 pm

Kathaarian wrote:

Quote:

LET ME INTO STARFISH LAND

THE A TRAIN NEVER STOPS
AND I AM HEADED FOR YOUR HOLE
I’D BE SO LUCKY IF I
COULD CREAM IN YOUR ASSHOLE
THERE’S SO MUCH SHIT THAT WE
COULD MAKE EACH OTHER DO
I’D RATHER FUCK YOUR ASSHOLE
IF THAT’S O.K. WITH YOU
HERE COMES THE HONEY
WHEN I AM THROUGH
BUT I AM NOT DONE CAUSE
YOUR ASSHOLE IS SO NEW
OPEN UP WIDE, HERE COMES THE TRAIN
IF YOUR HEAD WAS BETWEEN YOUR LEGS
ID LOVE TO SCREW YOUR BRAIN

LET ME LICK YOUR ASSHOLE
LET ME LICK IT CLEAN
I’LL TAKE YOU ALL TO STARFISH LAND

LET ME LICK YOUR ASSHOLE
LET ME LICK IT CLEAN
I’LL SUCK OUT ALL THE PEANUTS
I’LL SUCK OUT ALL THE BEANS
I’LL TONGUE FUCK YOUR RECTUM
I’LL DRIVE UP YOUR DIRT ROAD
I’LL FELCH OUT MY OWN SEMEN
AND SPIT IT DOWN YOUR THROAT

I LOVE BUNNIES
I LOVE PINK
I LOVE MY MOMS UNDERPANTS
ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY STINK
I LOVE RAINBOWS
I LOVE BALLOONS
I CRIED AT FOREST GUMP
AND DISNEY CARTOONS

BOBA FETT, BOBA FETT
VADER AND BOBA FETT

LUBED UP MUSTARD GLOVE
ANAL LOVE
TRAVELING BUTT RAPING SHOW
STEAL A MERCEDES
AND GRAB THE OLD LADIES
AND GREASE UP YOUR O

SHE SAID THAT I COULD TOUCH IT
SHE SAID SHE’D LET ME IN
I WARMED HER UP WITH MY MIDDLE FINGER
SOME ANAL EASE AND GIN
MY WANG WAS IN HER CRAP TRAP
JUST ABOUT TO EXPLODE
HER 30 YEAR OLD STEPMOM
CAME IN AND DRANK MY LOAD

IST KRIEG

np
ULVER - Blood Inside

Carnifex Umbris · **Posted:** Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:20 pm

Stefan wrote:

Kathaarian wrote:

Quote:

LET ME INTO STARFISH LAND

THE A TRAIN NEVER STOPS
AND I AM HEADED FOR YOUR HOLE
I’D BE SO LUCKY IF I
COULD CREAM IN YOUR ASSHOLE
THERE’S SO MUCH SHIT THAT WE
COULD MAKE EACH OTHER DO
I’D RATHER FUCK YOUR ASSHOLE
IF THAT’S O.K. WITH YOU
HERE COMES THE HONEY
WHEN I AM THROUGH
BUT I AM NOT DONE CAUSE
YOUR ASSHOLE IS SO NEW
OPEN UP WIDE, HERE COMES THE TRAIN
IF YOUR HEAD WAS BETWEEN YOUR LEGS
ID LOVE TO SCREW YOUR BRAIN

LET ME LICK YOUR ASSHOLE
LET ME LICK IT CLEAN
I’LL TAKE YOU ALL TO STARFISH LAND

LET ME LICK YOUR ASSHOLE
LET ME LICK IT CLEAN
I’LL SUCK OUT ALL THE PEANUTS
I’LL SUCK OUT ALL THE BEANS
I’LL TONGUE FUCK YOUR RECTUM
I’LL DRIVE UP YOUR DIRT ROAD
I’LL FELCH OUT MY OWN SEMEN
AND SPIT IT DOWN YOUR THROAT

I LOVE BUNNIES
I LOVE PINK
I LOVE MY MOMS UNDERPANTS
ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY STINK
I LOVE RAINBOWS
I LOVE BALLOONS
I CRIED AT FOREST GUMP
AND DISNEY CARTOONS

BOBA FETT, BOBA FETT
VADER AND BOBA FETT

LUBED UP MUSTARD GLOVE
ANAL LOVE
TRAVELING BUTT RAPING SHOW
STEAL A MERCEDES
AND GRAB THE OLD LADIES
AND GREASE UP YOUR O

SHE SAID THAT I COULD TOUCH IT
SHE SAID SHE’D LET ME IN
I WARMED HER UP WITH MY MIDDLE FINGER
SOME ANAL EASE AND GIN
MY WANG WAS IN HER CRAP TRAP
JUST ABOUT TO EXPLODE
HER 30 YEAR OLD STEPMOM
CAME IN AND DRANK MY LOAD

IST KRIEG

Crotchduster fucking rules.

Goat · **Posted:** Wed Feb 22, 2006 3:57 pm

Crotchduster gets old very quickly. Bungle, on the other hand, doesn't.
Voted "Sometimes".

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