i got mugged!

Legacy Of The Night · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 3:35 am

Two words: martial arts

Self-defense for fun and profit.

Lovely stuff.

Wide variety of styles to choose from. I reccomend Jeet-Kun-Do (Bruce Lee style, bitchez!).

Dead Machine · **Joined:** Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:24 pm **Posts:** 2527

The thing about martial arts is that they tend to fail in the face of a fatal mob stabbing.

Radagast · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:24 am

Azrael wrote:

but the problem is the same guy appearing again.

i've been told that he won't because there are many other people out there for him to rob who won't give him any trouble, but others say that he'll wait for me at the building entrance. if so, i guess i'll be ready. act scared... AND BAM! GOODBYE NUTS (it's also a good choice because hopefully he won't have any thieving low-life kids)!!.

If it comes to it, punch the fucker full in the face with your keys jammed between your fingers. That'll tear some skin (possibly eye).

Goat · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:15 pm

Radagast wrote:

Azrael wrote:

but the problem is the same guy appearing again.

i've been told that he won't because there are many other people out there for him to rob who won't give him any trouble, but others say that he'll wait for me at the building entrance. if so, i guess i'll be ready. act scared... AND BAM! GOODBYE NUTS (it's also a good choice because hopefully he won't have any thieving low-life kids)!!.

If it comes to it, punch the fucker full in the face with your keys jammed between your fingers. That'll tear some skin (possibly eye).

Now we're talkng. See if you can get one of those retractable police batons as well, a good hit from that'll take him down, but won't kill him. Of course, you are then free to take his wallet, break his fingers, and leave him in the nearest bin.

Something like this. I remember another great site that sold knuckleduster paperweights, I'll see if I can find it for you...

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:19 pm

I wanted a nunchaku since I was a kid. It would be so cool to spin it around like pros do, no one could even come near you.

Goat · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:26 pm

Kathaarian wrote:

I wanted a nunchaku since I was a kid. It would be so cool to spin it around like pros do, no one could even come near you.

I wouldn't bother. Unless you get trained, you'll just hit the back of your head with it. Batons are better...

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:35 pm

Zad wrote:

Kathaarian wrote:

I wanted a nunchaku since I was a kid. It would be so cool to spin it around like pros do, no one could even come near you.

I wouldn't bother. Unless you get trained, you'll just hit the back of your head with it. Batons are better...

How do you carry those batons ? Even when closed those are too long. Probably a better attack weapon though.

Goat · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:40 pm

Kathaarian wrote:

Zad wrote:

Kathaarian wrote:

I wanted a nunchaku since I was a kid. It would be so cool to spin it around like pros do, no one could even come near you.

I wouldn't bother. Unless you get trained, you'll just hit the back of your head with it. Batons are better...

How do you carry those batons ? Even when closed those are too long. Probably a better attack weapon though.

I'm sure you could find a way... Knuckledusters are good too, I got punched in the shoulder once with some plastic ones, and judging from how much that hurt, the metal ones must be really bad.

Dago · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:47 pm

Bah... Isn't this better than any other bs weapon?

Accurate, light and lethal! What else do you want?

Goat · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:49 pm

Dago wrote:

Bah... Isn't this better than any other bs weapon?

Accurate, light and lethal! What else do you want?

1. It makes a loud 'bang' noise, which will attract attention.
2. It is lethal, meaning you get to go to prison.
3. Not much use at close range...

Dago · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:51 pm

I guess the bigger problem is the 2nd one, for the 1st one you can always bring a silencer...

Radagast · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:52 pm

And realism just took a step to the left...

Goat · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:55 pm

Dago wrote:

I guess the bigger problem is the 2nd one, for the 1st one you can always bring a silencer...

But still less use at close range. You have to:
1. Get it out from wherever on your body you're hiding it.
2. Aim.
3. Safety off.
4. Shoot.

By which time the guy has *deep breath* STABD YOU IN TEH FACE! :shock:

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:20 pm

This would be more useful. Not that loud, small and doesn't make metal detectors squeal.

Dago · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:26 pm

Kathaarian wrote:

This would be more useful. Not that loud, small and doesn't make metal detectors squeal.

Awesome gun!

Ness · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:26 pm

Fuck guns. If I had my way there would be no guns.

Goat · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:27 pm

Kathaarian wrote:

This would be more useful. Not that loud, small and doesn't make metal detectors squeal.

But it's still fatal. I don't know about your laws over there, here killing in self-defence isn't looked on very well. At least with the baton the fucker's still alive...

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:35 pm

Zad wrote:

Kathaarian wrote:

[img]glock%20picture[/img]

This would be more useful. Not that loud, small and doesn't make metal detectors squeal.

But it's still fatal. I don't know about your laws over there, here killing in self-defence isn't looked on very well. At least with the baton the fucker's still alive...

I'm not sure I would even go to jail if the guy had a record of thieving. Weapons aren't looked badly in here, a very big minority of people have them. I'm thinking of buying one too later on, you never know what you're gonna face in life.

This is an old saying: The 3 most important things for the Turkish, Horse , Women, Weapon.

Switch horse with car and there ya go.

Goat · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:36 pm

Kathaarian wrote:

Zad wrote:

Kathaarian wrote:

[img]glock%20picture[/img]

This would be more useful. Not that loud, small and doesn't make metal detectors squeal.

But it's still fatal. I don't know about your laws over there, here killing in self-defence isn't looked on very well. At least with the baton the fucker's still alive...

I'm not sure I would even go to jail if the guy had a record of thieving. Weapons aren't looked badly in here, a very big minority of people have them. I'm thinking of buying one too later on, you never know what you're gonna face in life.

This is an old saying: The 3 most important things for the Turkish, Horse , Women, Weapon.

Switch horse with car and there ya go.

Jesus. OK.

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:40 pm

Zad wrote:

Kathaarian wrote:

Zad wrote:

Kathaarian wrote:

[img]glock%20picture[/img]

This would be more useful. Not that loud, small and doesn't make metal detectors squeal.

But it's still fatal. I don't know about your laws over there, here killing in self-defence isn't looked on very well. At least with the baton the fucker's still alive...

I'm not sure I would even go to jail if the guy had a record of thieving. Weapons aren't looked badly in here, a very big minority of people have them. I'm thinking of buying one too later on, you never know what you're gonna face in life.

This is an old saying: The 3 most important things for the Turkish, Horse , Women, Weapon.

Switch horse with car and there ya go.

Jesus. OK.

From the first day I got here I've been trying to tell you all, we Turks are crazy people. Crazy I tell ya!

Metal Reviews

i got mugged!

Who is online