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PostPosted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 4:48 pm 
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The noble Sir Wanksalot put on an excellent show.. Very amusing and with cover art and everything :lol: . But Eyesore's poem was really good. Very concise and well done.. My vote goes to Eyesore.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:24 pm 
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Sir Wanksalot wrote:
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Maybe he whipped that sucker up in the same amount of time as Ken's poem, eh? Which would be pretty fucking cool if you ask me


Actually you're right on the money there. I wrote that monstrosity in about 20 minutes because I'm in the middle of assignments and couldn't really devote much time to subtlty. I really don't expect votes just on the sheer size of it, I just tend to ramble when I get an idea going.

It was either that or a punk song called "I Was a Teenage Handbag".


I guess rhythm, humour, and length became your downfall. But, if you really do lose, I just wanna ask that you finish your saga one day. For the good of humanity.

Seriously. You're like a modern Voltaire. That guy knew comedy.


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Alas! I am defeated!
*commits seppuku*


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Damn his deeply rooted Bushido heritage! (clenches fists)


12-7, for Eyesore.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:53 pm 
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12-7, for Eyesore.

:shock: :shock:

Whoa.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 12:20 pm 
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Eyesore wrote:
NewFriendAncientEnemy wrote:
12-7, for Eyesore.

:shock: :shock:

Whoa.


Told you you had fans.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:49 pm 
Zad wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
NewFriendAncientEnemy wrote:
12-7, for Eyesore.

:shock: :shock:

Whoa.


Told you you had fans.

I am the reluctant hero.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 9:51 pm 
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Eyesore wrote:
Zad wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
NewFriendAncientEnemy wrote:
12-7, for Eyesore.

:shock: :shock:

Whoa.


Told you you had fans.

I am the reluctant hero.


i just voted for you because i liked your poem, i still don't love you or sth :roll: :wink:


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:20 pm 
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Fingon wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Zad wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
NewFriendAncientEnemy wrote:
12-7, for Eyesore.

:shock: :shock:

Whoa.


Told you you had fans.

I am the reluctant hero.


i just voted for you because i liked your poem, i still don't love you or sth :roll: :wink:


Ignore him, Ken. He's the exception.


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