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Eyesore
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:47 pm 
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
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I once knew a girl that we called Anal Emma.

And because of this post MR forums will appear on every search for any porn on Google. But seriously-what?

Swim the tidal analemma;
With innocence, prove Malthus right.

We really called a girl Anal Emma, no joke. We also called her Emmasaurus.

It's just, haha...I don't know. Anal Emma? Haha, really wierd nickname.

It was her fault, she got drunk one night and admitted that she liked anal. Bad move considering that all of us were clowns! Haha.
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Anonymous
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Der Pete Siegt!
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Dead Machine
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...sorry, Liz. Pete it is.
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Arthur
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I vote for the lizardtail, I was pretty lost as well, but I prefer a more serious effort. Although like most everyone else, I did at least get a good laugh out of the pornogrind whatcha-ma-fuckit.
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Stefan
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well done Petey ! :lol:

but my vote goes to Dee... maybe the best I read in this whole contest so far... 8)
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Rhys
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hmmmm, I think ill have to read it again to get Dee's (at all LOL), but thats where my vote goes. I kinda get it..... i think.

Not to say Petes wasnt hilarious, it was fucking awesome, esp the jesus bit! Good job both of you!
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lizardtail
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Pete wrote:
Satan's horny


Can I vote for Pete? that's so funny.. :lol:
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Metalhead_Bastard
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Lizardtail, if we could vote then you'd vote for me and I'd vote for you and it'd be pointless. :mrgreen:
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Anonymous
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Lizardtail, although I have no idea why.
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NewFriendAncientEnemy
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Pete, because his poem is hilarious, and actually aroused my interest.




In Satan.
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crast
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Pete gets my vote.

.:crast:.
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:lol: Metalhead Bastard gets my vote for this alone;
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EisenFaust
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My vote goes to Dee. Quite cryptic but enjoyable and deep.

Pete's was extremely funny.. It puzzles me why your parents bother to lock certain sites on the internet, considering how you have far worse stuff in your head than you can find on the net.. :lol:



Footnote: Just an association.. Malthus' theories has been scientifically disproven. I like to talk about these things, for I am a nerdy flyfucking economist of the highest order
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lizardtail
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Footnote: Just an association.. Malthus' theories has been scientifically disproven. I like to talk about these things, for I am a nerdy flyfucking economist of the highest order.


no, that's good antfuckery. I'll explain this once voting's over and I've lost.. it's not really a take on the economic implications so much as other considerations..
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EisenFaust
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lizardtail wrote:
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Footnote: Just an association.. Malthus' theories has been scientifically disproven. I like to talk about these things, for I am a nerdy flyfucking economist of the highest order.


no, that's good antfuckery. I'll explain this once voting's over and I've lost.. it's not really a take on the economic implications so much as other considerations..


No? I'm looking forward to that then..

Demography is also an economic discipline. I wouldn't tire the forum with economics as such... You can explain in a separate thread called "the total pwnage of Malthus" 8)
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Metalhead_Bastard
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This is over now? I'll count up the tally.
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Metalhead_Bastard
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It's 10-7 to Dee.
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December Flower
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Nooooooooo! I wanted some more satanic porngrind :(
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
It's 10-7 to Dee.


You got 8 votes.

I'm going to re-check. Make fully sure. I think Dee got a few more, too.
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NewFriendAncientEnemy
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10-8, Dee.

Good job to both of you. Pete, contact me ASAP, about judging for round 2. You know you want to. :wink:
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