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Quit looking through the goddamn crack! :evil:

Don't you hate people like this? You're taking a shixt, dozing or reading something, or whatever; you hear the door jiggle, look up and some asshole is staring through the fucking crack! WTF? If the stall door is locked, SOMEONE IS INSIDE!! Why the crap are you looking through the crack?

Faggots.

Maybe they have a metal reviewer taking a crap fetish

Don't you like it when someone posts a problem they assume is common to everyone but it turns out to be just weird/disturbing?

Ken, you got a stalker.

This is one of the reasons I try to avoid public toilets if it is at all humanly possible.

But this IS a common problem.

For you.

Kenny, be satisfied that they're not looked through YOUR crack.

rofl. seriously rofl.

Umm..you sleep on public toilets? What are you, a tramp or something?

I always wonder why I get the cubicle next to the guy with dysentry. Far out! I'm just sitting there dropping the Cosby Kids off at the pool, and suddenly from next door comes this horrendous eruption of liquid turd. And it's always accompanied by loud vocalisations. And don't get me started on the pong.....

And reading, indeed! Don't you just want to get in and out as fast as possible?

(Using public toilets is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman)

It is?! :shock: In what way?

It isn't... the gag was that my first sentence sounded like it could be a spoof of Swiss Toni from the Fast Show. ie "Don't you just want to get in and out as quickly as possible".

Oh. Ha....hahahahahahahah. I'm trying, honest!

My guess is that it's wet, hairy, full of disease, there's poop involved, you do it right next to other people, you fart a lot.....hmm....no, I don't see the connection either. :?

Stop commenting on my jokes, Zad.

Aye aye, Capt'n.

Damn right! Well, in the Air Force I did. They were too strict, you couldn't relax at work and after a long night of drinking, sometimes the shitter offered a little sleepy time.

Hahaha~! Too true.

But, really... Ken, I am your nemesis. I actually do this "thing" quite often, or used to before I got off the bottle. Anyway, sometimes I'd see feet under the door, you know, in the mirror while I was washing my hands. So I'd run up to the door, and roll my eyes back, and make a freaky face as I "peeked" into the crack, hissing:

"I CAN SMELL YOUR PROSTATE~!"

Then I'd scamper out. Yeah, I'd do that, or kick the door so hard it'd open up, and hit the person in the knees. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Well, today somebody walked into the toilet and I hadn't locked it, the idiot didn't knock even tough the light was on and I put my feet behind the door and the door bounced back and hit him in the head. Then I yelled "full".

That's the best toilet story I got. And once I had an "unflushable" but I'm sure everyone had one of those.