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PhyrWolf
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Well, I guess they didn't see that one coming...
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Dude, thats not funny, thats horrible! But the penis throwing story is indeed awesome.
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The penis mighter then the sword :D

lawlzawrz :lol:
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following the reaper wrote:
Zad wrote:
More funny news:
Blood Spilled Over Man's Perfect Lawn

The 911 call...


Dude, thats not funny, thats horrible! But the penis throwing story is indeed awesome.


Funny weird, not funny ha-ha. The penis story isn't funny either.
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Zad wrote:
The penis story isn't funny either.

Yes, it is.
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Goat
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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
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The penis story isn't funny either.

Yes, it is.


To a rampant feminist (and a girl, to boot) such as yourself, maybe. To us ordinary blokes, it's horrifying.
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Eternal Idol
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Zad wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Zad wrote:
The penis story isn't funny either.

Yes, it is.


To a rampant feminist (and a girl, to boot) such as yourself, maybe. To us ordinary blokes, it's horrifying.


Not horrifying since he did it himself. It's just really stupid.

Now hearing about a woman doing that to a man? That's horrifying.
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Goat
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Eternal Idol wrote:
Zad wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Zad wrote:
The penis story isn't funny either.

Yes, it is.


To a rampant feminist (and a girl, to boot) such as yourself, maybe. To us ordinary blokes, it's horrifying.


Not horrifying since he did it himself. It's just really stupid.

Now hearing about a woman doing that to a man? That's horrifying.


No, being driven to that by a woman? Living with someone who could make you do that to yourself? Feeling that way about her, that you'd do it? Terrifying.

Or maybe I'm looking at it the wrong way and the guy's a nutter!
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Carnifex Umbris
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Zad wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Zad wrote:
The penis story isn't funny either.

Yes, it is.


To a rampant feminist (and a girl, to boot) such as yourself, maybe. To us ordinary blokes, it's horrifying.

Feminism has nothing to do with it. I just think it's funny.
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Goat
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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Zad wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Zad wrote:
The penis story isn't funny either.

Yes, it is.


To a rampant feminist (and a girl, to boot) such as yourself, maybe. To us ordinary blokes, it's horrifying.

Feminism has nothing to do with it. I just think it's funny.


I am now officially afraid of you.
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Eternal Idol
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Zad wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
Zad wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Zad wrote:
The penis story isn't funny either.

Yes, it is.


To a rampant feminist (and a girl, to boot) such as yourself, maybe. To us ordinary blokes, it's horrifying.


Not horrifying since he did it himself. It's just really stupid.

Now hearing about a woman doing that to a man? That's horrifying.


No, being driven to that by a woman? Living with someone who could make you do that to yourself? Feeling that way about her, that you'd do it? Terrifying.

Or maybe I'm looking at it the wrong way and the guy's a nutter!


The guy is a nutter, no doubt. I've personally, never given someone else's opinion of me that much thought. I would have just told her to hit the fucking door, and happily kept my penis to use on some other chick. I guess he's going to have a long time to think about it though.
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Radagast
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Remember the story about the guy that got so pissed off about a pub argument that he went home, hacked off his own balls, walked calmly back to the pub and dumped them on the table in front of his friends?
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Remember the story about the guy that got so pissed off about a pub argument that he went home, hacked off his own balls, walked calmly back to the pub and dumped them on the table in front of his friends?


Wasn't he Welsh, and it was in celebration of the rugby? Damn peasants...
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Zad wrote:
Radagast wrote:
Remember the story about the guy that got so pissed off about a pub argument that he went home, hacked off his own balls, walked calmly back to the pub and dumped them on the table in front of his friends?


Wasn't he Welsh, and it was in celebration of the rugby? Damn peasants...

Sounds about right.
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EisenFaust
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That is pretty fucking cold-blooded (and hilarious).. I'll join the "Jakub Fik iz da man" cult..

If I was a cop and someone threw his severed dick at me, I would let him carry on with whatever he was doing.. He has to be very serious about it.. Besides I'm not sure I'd be able to stomach it..

Or maybe I would pick it up and strike him to the ground with it :twisted:
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