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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:02 pm 
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This thread makes me laugh so hard. :lol: You people are really funny.


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Since this has strayed into Bathroom Talk 101, I'll share some weirdness. In every stall in the men's room by my office there is at least one drawing of a penis. In some stalls there are multiple drawings.

What baffles me is, who sits down to take a dump in a men's bathroom and goes, "Hmmm! Aha! I'm going to draw a giant veiny cock on the wall!" Seriously. WTF?

To someone's credit, there is a titty drawn on one stall wall and there is some artistic talent in that drawing.


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And once I had an "unflushable" but I'm sure everyone had one of those.

I remember the pipes in Turkish toilets being freakishly thin, is that still the case?

And yeah, I've had a few, erm, blockage causers (a few that peep out of the water too).


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I just don't understand why I always have to take a shit whenever I visit a video store.


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I'm not a fan of these crazy European toilets, where the bowl is on two levels, you know? So you can turn around and look at what's two inches below the rim before flushing it down, if you want :? ... A friend of mine told me he started sitting down and had to stand up before it was over. Then it wouldn't flush off its upper platform, so he had to sweep it down with a broom :shock:


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Man, I have to tell you guys (not the Swedes) about Swedish public toilets! They are teh kreigz!

Every single cubicle has its own sink and mirror! None of this washing your hands next to Johnny Stinksofpiss for them! Also, the floor in front of trough-style urinals is a grate, so the floor isn't covered in piss by those bastards that can't be bothered aiming properly.

In saying that, in the same country I also found the most disgusting toilet I've ever had to use (repeat: had to). It was owned by some pretentious semi-open air bar in a big public square in the centre of Malmo, and it looked like everyone in the city had a shot of it before me.


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And once I had an "unflushable" but I'm sure everyone had one of those.

I remember the pipes in Turkish toilets being freakishly thin, is that still the case?

And yeah, I've had a few, erm, blockage causers (a few that peep out of the water too).


You mean the ones that you shit crouching ? That came from Stefan, I never shat into those. (shit becomes shat in past time, right ?)


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No I just mean your standard bowl, except the pipe that everything gets flushed out of is really quite narrow.


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Kathaarian wrote:
And once I had an "unflushable" but I'm sure everyone had one of those.

I can honestly say no, although someone in my hall last year did. It was very upsetting, as I'm the one who discovered it. This was the same bathroom that someone had a serious nosebleed in and didn't clean it up, too. Glad I'm not living there anymore.


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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
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And once I had an "unflushable" but I'm sure everyone had one of those.

I can honestly say no, although someone in my hall last year did. It was very upsetting, as I'm the one who discovered it. This was the same bathroom that someone had a serious nosebleed in and didn't clean it up, too. Glad I'm not living there anymore.

You hope it was a nosebleed. :P


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Radagast :lol:

i've had quite a few unflushables. what i do is, i fill a big bucket with water and dump it all in and then flush it. never had to do the procedure more than twice in one "go".

anyways.. public bathroom stories... to be honest i've never shat (??) in one since i was 11. all i can say is i've seen certain toilets while i was taking a piss that made me glad i'm not a woman.

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i've had quite a few unflushables. what i do is, i fill a big bucket with water and dump it all in and then flush it. never had to do the procedure more than twice in one "go".

I'll high five to that, bro.


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Radagast wrote:
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Kathaarian wrote:
And once I had an "unflushable" but I'm sure everyone had one of those.

I can honestly say no, although someone in my hall last year did. It was very upsetting, as I'm the one who discovered it. This was the same bathroom that someone had a serious nosebleed in and didn't clean it up, too. Glad I'm not living there anymore.

You hope it was a nosebleed. :P

Yes, it was a nosebleed. You don't -- it wouldn't--- nevermind. It was a nosebleed.


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Radagast wrote:
No I just mean your standard bowl, except the pipe that everything gets flushed out of is really quite narrow.


Well that's probably the problem, these Turkish toilet making people should really bring the standard up to the Turkish levels. Which pretty much means a football should be able to go through the pipes.


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Why do people feel the need to write on bathroom walls? I've never been taking a piss and thought, why don't I share some idiotic ramblings with every other drunk in the bar. Although it can be amusing when the guy who had one too many just scrawls something unreadable on the wall.


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Eternal Idol wrote:
Why do people feel the need to write on bathroom walls? I've never been taking a piss and thought, why don't I share some idiotic ramblings with every other drunk in the bar. Although it can be amusing when the guy who had one too many just scrawls something unreadable on the wall.


One day I'm going to start a treasure hunt from one, leaving clues leading to different pub toilets across the land...


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we could make it worldwide.

usa, canada, england, scotland, france, portugal, italy, turkey....

no, seriously. who's with me?

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also, share some "bathroom poetry" with us.

here's a portuguese classic:
"lá fora és um herói, cá dentro cagas-te todo"
"out there you're a hero, in here you shit yourself..."

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My favorite piece of bathroom poetry

"Remember guys. No matter how hot a chick may be, somewhere out there is a guy who is tired of putting up with her shit."


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Heh, round here it tends to be more along the "I like cock. Phone me on (phone number)" line.


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