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Open Mind
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Post count whores are THE BAD DUDES.

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Eyesore
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Open Mind wrote:
Post count whores are THE BAD DUDES.

http://www.2downloads.de/files/onlinesp ... smiley.swf
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What are you posting here?? This has virus written all over it.
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Sibeyeyeleh. Yibeeleh yibbelleh.


Yabba Dabba Doo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Eyesore
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MetalStorm wrote:
Kathaarian wrote:
Sibeyeyeleh. Yibeeleh yibbelleh.

Yabba Dabba Doo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zippidy Doo Daaaa!!!!
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Open Mind
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Eyesore wrote:
Open Mind wrote:
Post count whores are THE BAD DUDES.

http://www.2downloads.de/files/onlinesp ... smiley.swf
(don't open at work when you are on a watch!)

What are you posting here?? This has virus written all over it.


This false alert adds to your post count. W*o*e!
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Kathaarian
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teh fcuk ?
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Rhys
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damnit, Moody Blues and The Nice are terrible bands, how on earth did people derive prog rock from them?

i'll keep pretending that it's all Zappa's fault :D
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I woke in the middle of the night to see a goat skullfucking me. I karate kicked the bastard and he disapeared in a puff of smoke cackling wildly... If you are reading this goat enemy, I will skullfuck you and your family as you did to mine! :x
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My main interests include rap and chicken and rice.


yeah rap is pretty cool, but chicken and rice are for wiggers
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
I woke in the middle of the night to see a goat skullfucking me. I karate kicked the bastard and he disapeared in a puff of smoke cackling wildly... If you are reading this goat enemy, I will skullfuck you and your family as you did to mine! :x


I vote you write a poem about it.
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rio wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
I woke in the middle of the night to see a goat skullfucking me. I karate kicked the bastard and he disapeared in a puff of smoke cackling wildly... If you are reading this goat enemy, I will skullfuck you and your family as you did to mine! :x


I vote you write a poem about it.


Then I shalt.
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rio
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
rio wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
I woke in the middle of the night to see a goat skullfucking me. I karate kicked the bastard and he disapeared in a puff of smoke cackling wildly... If you are reading this goat enemy, I will skullfuck you and your family as you did to mine! :x


I vote you write a poem about it.


Then I shalt.


woot I'm looking forward to it!
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Rammed into my head
Left me for dead
The goat did it all night long
I awoke from my trance
As he ripped off my pants
And he tried to hide his hairy dong
Challenged to a fight
Showing no fright
I kicked the bastard in the face
I could barely see
I could barely breathe
The animal's spunk was like mace
Gone in a puff of smoke
With a laugh and a cackle
My mum came in
And saw my tackle
Embarresed and scared
That goat was fucking gay
So I killed my mum
And ran away
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rio
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Excellent!
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While I was getting dressed for work this morning, this strange infomercial was playing. It was selling something called "Miracle Spring Water" It was this Evangelist nut saying that it could heal the sick, bring fortune, and everything short of making it rain plastic dashboard Jesus'. It was one of the most bizzare things I've ever seen. And he kept saying "Behold the glory of the Miracle Spring Watah."
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Kathaarian
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Behold the glory of the Miracle Spring Watah."


Amen. I'll have a bottle pleeze.
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