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While I was getting dressed for work this morning, this strange infomercial was playing. It was selling something called "Miracle Spring Water" It was this Evangelist nut saying that it could heal the sick, bring fortune, and everything short of making it rain plastic dashboard Jesus'. It was one of the most bizzare things I've ever seen. And he kept saying "Behold the glory of the Miracle Spring Watah."


Please, please find a way of putting it online!!! i love evagelists!! they're so funny!!


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Eternal Idol wrote:
While I was getting dressed for work this morning, this strange infomercial was playing. It was selling something called "Miracle Spring Water" It was this Evangelist nut saying that it could heal the sick, bring fortune, and everything short of making it rain plastic dashboard Jesus'. It was one of the most bizzare things I've ever seen. And he kept saying "Behold the glory of the Miracle Spring Watah."

I'm sold. Put me down for 666 bottles.


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George W. Bush : The only president to be almost assassinated by a pretzel.


Don't fuck with evangelists. They have superpowers.


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Kathaarian wrote:
George W. Bush : The only president to be almost assassinated by a pretzel.


Don't fuck with evangelists. They have superpowers.


No, they think they have superpower


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stuartn15ted wrote:
Kathaarian wrote:
George W. Bush : The only president to be almost assassinated by a pretzel.


Don't fuck with evangelists. They have superpowers.


No, they think they have superpower

Hey, if an televangelist instructed his audience to go kill the president in the name of God, at least a few of them would stand up and make a go of it. That's superpower.


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ah, the power of suggestion.

if I upload this PFM track will any of you bastards actually listen to it? I put some Gentle Giant elsewhere and got zero response. everyone's well below their prog quota


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lizardtail wrote:
ah, the power of suggestion.

if I upload this PFM track will any of you bastards actually listen to it? I put some Gentle Giant elsewhere and got zero response. everyone's well below their prog quota


yeah why not


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here it is, then. 8) it's from '73 so turn up your speakers


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lizardtail wrote:
here it is, then. 8) it's from '73 so turn up your speakers


eerrrr......call me a retard or whatever but, what do i do exactly????


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lizardtail wrote:
ah, the power of suggestion.

if I upload this PFM track will any of you bastards actually listen to it? I put some Gentle Giant elsewhere and got zero response. everyone's well below their prog quota


I'll listen. I like PFM.


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click on the link (the blue R) and then click Download Now


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lizardtail wrote:
click on the link (the blue R) and then click Download Now


i click on that orange box?? right?? but from that link i see no blue R only and list of bands. i then click on Premiata Forneria Marconi, but i am told that the song is not yet on the site??? this is really annoying me coz i really like prog rock!!!! am i so stupid that i'm doing the complete wrong thing???


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stuartn15ted wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
click on the link (the blue R) and then click Download Now


i click on that orange box?? right?? but from that link i see no blue R only and list of bands. i then click on Premiata Forneria Marconi, but i am told that the song is not yet on the site??? this is really annoying me coz i really like prog rock!!!! am i so stupid that i'm doing the complete wrong thing???


not the box in my signature :D the R in my post above


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stuartn15ted wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
click on the link (the blue R) and then click Download Now


i click on that orange box?? right?? but from that link i see no blue R only and list of bands. i then click on Premiata Forneria Marconi, but i am told that the song is not yet on the site??? this is really annoying me coz i really like prog rock!!!! am i so stupid that i'm doing the complete wrong thing???


The blue r in the word "here" silly.


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Eternal Idol wrote:
stuartn15ted wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
click on the link (the blue R) and then click Download Now


i click on that orange box?? right?? but from that link i see no blue R only and list of bands. i then click on Premiata Forneria Marconi, but i am told that the song is not yet on the site??? this is really annoying me coz i really like prog rock!!!! am i so stupid that i'm doing the complete wrong thing???


The blue r in the word "here" silly.


lol!!! i didn't see that!!! haha, i knew it was me being a retard (again!)

EDIT This is great!!! thanks a lot Lizardtail!


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[np]: CKY - Skeletor vs. Beastman

!!!

CKY - Skeletor vs Beastman wrote:
arrr uhhhhhhhhh guhhhh

Who's there?
ah uh ah

*grunt*

Now get outta here.
huuh, you fool get the fuck out!
mmhhhm
You ready?

You Goddamn better believe it.

Then take your drawers off,
and work your legs.
Open your ass up like a keg.
Let me tap it,
I must have it, hmm.
Furry fool, you are mine.
I'll drink your ass like wine,
and when semen pours all over your head you know you must be dead.

Skeletor I knew ya groove,
and shake it so damn good
and when you cum on through my hood I'll give you a piece of wood.

You furry fool i know, and i will not disagree,
but there's one thing we don't like and it starts with He-
man, oh no I don't know which way to run or turn.

Don't worry Skeletor, your pants on fire my cock will burn.
My cocks on fire, for more dick!
You know Skeletor...

Yes, my head is so damn thick like yours.
No brain inside, just a lot of fucking fur,
and if i ripped it off, you'd find a boy and call him her, right?

No Skeletor, that's not what I'd do.
I'd bend you over and shoot, hhhhhaaa, chocolate goo..
in your asshole.
Lemmie lie.

Lemmie tell the truth.
Now who are you?

I don't know.

Let's break it true, now,
shake your ass c'mon beastman, shake your furry fur off.

I can't it's made of fur.

Bitch well then whack me off.
Grab your hairy palms.

Hairy, hairy indeed.
They're hairy as fuck.

Rake some leaves.

Ahh, what ever you need.
Now we're drunk, *snarl* we'll be in jail.
But, I'll rape you master.

It never fails.
He's always got my ass on his mind,
and it's sure in fact.
When he waxes me, he waxes all night long
and that is that.
Now, Beastman, Beastman what do you know about taking off your clothes?
You're just a slut from down below in Castle Greyskull, c'mon.

ahh Skeletor I shaved my legs for you tonight,
and if you see my cock I hope you go in fright.
ahh Skeletor you made me do some coke,
ahhh I'm up all night and its no joke.

Furry fool, break dance,
take off your furry pants,
take off your high heels,
and put them in your ass.
Now somebody is tip toe-ing,
and someone just came in.
And someone's pretty fat.

Beastman's pretty thin!
I've got AIDS,
Beastman AIDS,
and I'll spread it into every good boy and girl today.
Watch me give you cum stains in your fucking drawers.

Beastman watch your mouth,
we don't need that language any more.

C'mon Skeletor, don't you wanna see me work it now?

Beastman show them how you're going to get my ass and plow.
Now stick your cock inside, like Rake Yohn fucking said.

That faggot fuckin` douche bag only knows how to give head.

Two men,
in bed,
his face is getting red.
Ahh listen to everything i fucking said.

*grunts and snarls*

ah Beastman, do you, know how to end this song?



POST++;

.:crast:.


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eerrrr......call me a retard


Ok you're a retard :P


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The post Count Grishnackh.


bleh.


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stuartn15ted wrote:
eerrrr......call me a retard


Ok you're a retard :P


figure of speach!!! lol


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:mrgreen:
This emoticon is gay.


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