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Eternal Idol
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This emoticon is gay.


Well duh. Why do you think Stefan uses it so much.
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HOLIDAYYYYS!!!!!!! hell yeah! Easter is the time when christians celebrate the resurecction that allowed christ to walk upon this earth as a bunny and hand out holy easter eggs. My catholic grandparents are coming over on friday and insist that we eat no meat. As a matter of principle, I will shove a sausage down my throat after a speech concerning the right to eat whatever the fuck I want. Take that, Moses ya bastard!!!

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I will shove a sausage down my throat


Don't you do that everyday?
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Cú Chulainn
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I will shove a sausage down my throat


Don't you do that everyday?


No. As a matter of fact, I don't like sausages that much. But they're just so... 'meat' that it's kind of the right thing to shove down your throat just out of spite of the christian tradition...

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FrigidSymphony wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
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I will shove a sausage down my throat


Don't you do that everyday?


No. As a matter of fact, I don't like sausages that much. But they're just so... 'meat' that it's kind of the right thing to shove down your throat just out of spite of the christian tradition...


You didn't get it.

here's a clue: I hear Rob Halford likes sausage.
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FrigidSymphony wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
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I will shove a sausage down my throat


Don't you do that everyday?


No. As a matter of fact, I don't like sausages that much. But they're just so... 'meat' that it's kind of the right thing to shove down your throat just out of spite of the christian tradition...


lol
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Cú Chulainn
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Eternal Idol wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
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I will shove a sausage down my throat


Don't you do that everyday?


No. As a matter of fact, I don't like sausages that much. But they're just so... 'meat' that it's kind of the right thing to shove down your throat just out of spite of the christian tradition...


You didn't get it.



then explain. My mind is obviously more complex than yours and busy dealing with difficult philosophical problems. I have no time to figure out trivial jokes....

(If you meant sausage=dick then no, I am NOT homosexual....)

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Cú Chulainn
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dude, that was sick.

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FrigidSymphony wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
I will shove a sausage down my throat


Don't you do that everyday?


No. As a matter of fact, I don't like sausages that much. But they're just so... 'meat' that it's kind of the right thing to shove down your throat just out of spite of the christian tradition...


You didn't get it.



then explain. My mind is obviously more complex than yours and busy dealing with difficult philosophical problems. I have no time to figure out trivial jokes....

(If you meant sausage=dick then no, I am NOT homosexual....)


Calm down, I'm just busting your balls man. I'm not serious.
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Eternal Idol wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
I will shove a sausage down my throat


Don't you do that everyday?


No. As a matter of fact, I don't like sausages that much. But they're just so... 'meat' that it's kind of the right thing to shove down your throat just out of spite of the christian tradition...


You didn't get it.



then explain. My mind is obviously more complex than yours and busy dealing with difficult philosophical problems. I have no time to figure out trivial jokes....

(If you meant sausage=dick then no, I am NOT homosexual....)


Calm down, I'm just busting your balls man. I'm not serious.


hahaha!!! he did know what hit him!!! :lol:


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Eternal Idol wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
I will shove a sausage down my throat


Don't you do that everyday?


No. As a matter of fact, I don't like sausages that much. But they're just so... 'meat' that it's kind of the right thing to shove down your throat just out of spite of the christian tradition...


You didn't get it.



then explain. My mind is obviously more complex than yours and busy dealing with difficult philosophical problems. I have no time to figure out trivial jokes....

(If you meant sausage=dick then no, I am NOT homosexual....)


Calm down, I'm just busting your balls man. I'm not serious.


:arrow:

Whats the point of this stupid emoticon?

P.S:Meshuggah owns your asses.
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Cú Chulainn
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stuartn15ted wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
I will shove a sausage down my throat


Don't you do that everyday?


No. As a matter of fact, I don't like sausages that much. But they're just so... 'meat' that it's kind of the right thing to shove down your throat just out of spite of the christian tradition...


You didn't get it.



then explain. My mind is obviously more complex than yours and busy dealing with difficult philosophical problems. I have no time to figure out trivial jokes....

(If you meant sausage=dick then no, I am NOT homosexual....)


Calm down, I'm just busting your balls man. I'm not serious.


hahaha!!! he did know what hit him!!! :lol:




And even if I were gay, wich I'm not, then I probably wouldn't stuff a sausage down my throat EVERY day.... that's youre perverted mind playing tricks on you man....

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FrigidSymphony wrote:
stuartn15ted wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
I will shove a sausage down my throat


Don't you do that everyday?


No. As a matter of fact, I don't like sausages that much. But they're just so... 'meat' that it's kind of the right thing to shove down your throat just out of spite of the christian tradition...


You didn't get it.



then explain. My mind is obviously more complex than yours and busy dealing with difficult philosophical problems. I have no time to figure out trivial jokes....

(If you meant sausage=dick then no, I am NOT homosexual....)


Calm down, I'm just busting your balls man. I'm not serious.


hahaha!!! he did know what hit him!!! :lol:




And even if I were gay, wich I'm not, then I probably wouldn't stuff a sausage down my throat EVERY day.... that's youre perverted mind playing tricks on you man....


Dude,you must be atleast subconsiously, look at how cagey and defensive you're getting.
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Cú Chulainn
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
stuartn15ted wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
I will shove a sausage down my throat


Don't you do that everyday?


No. As a matter of fact, I don't like sausages that much. But they're just so... 'meat' that it's kind of the right thing to shove down your throat just out of spite of the christian tradition...


You didn't get it.



then explain. My mind is obviously more complex than yours and busy dealing with difficult philosophical problems. I have no time to figure out trivial jokes....

(If you meant sausage=dick then no, I am NOT homosexual....)


Calm down, I'm just busting your balls man. I'm not serious.


hahaha!!! he did know what hit him!!! :lol:




And even if I were gay, wich I'm not, then I probably wouldn't stuff a sausage down my throat EVERY day.... that's youre perverted mind playing tricks on you man....


Dude,you must be atleast subconsiously, look at how cagey and defensive you're getting.



It only looks like that because you highlined. But if denying that I'm gay makes you think I am, then I'll just shut up about it.

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FrigidSymphony wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
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stuartn15ted wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
I will shove a sausage down my throat


Don't you do that everyday?


No. As a matter of fact, I don't like sausages that much. But they're just so... 'meat' that it's kind of the right thing to shove down your throat just out of spite of the christian tradition...


You didn't get it.



then explain. My mind is obviously more complex than yours and busy dealing with difficult philosophical problems. I have no time to figure out trivial jokes....

(If you meant sausage=dick then no, I am NOT homosexual....)


Calm down, I'm just busting your balls man. I'm not serious.


hahaha!!! he did know what hit him!!! :lol:




And even if I were gay, wich I'm not, then I probably wouldn't stuff a sausage down my throat EVERY day.... that's youre perverted mind playing tricks on you man....


Dude,you must be atleast subconsiously, look at how cagey and defensive you're getting.



It only looks like that because you highlined. But if denying that I'm gay makes you think I am, then I'll just shut up about it.


No, you'd look more gay by admitting it. It's not the fact you say you're not, it's the way you got so defensive and cagey, as I've already said.
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Not defending yourself is gay.
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Cú Chulainn
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Not defending yourself is gay.



well then what the fuck am I supposed to do? Would it satisfay if I walked out and started screwing a girl?

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*holds teacup with pinky finger extended, crosses one leg over the other and talks about celebrity fashion*
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Cú Chulainn
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no not lizardtail.

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*holds teacup with pinky finger extended, crosses one leg over the other and talks about celebrity fashion*


:lol:

Oh man. Oh man. Oh man.
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