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PostPosted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:27 pm 
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Not defending yourself is gay.



well then what the fuck am I supposed to do? Would it satisfay if I walked out and started screwing a girl?


If shes fit, you taped it and put it on line then......maybe


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*holds teacup with pinky finger extended, crosses one leg over the other and talks about celebrity fashion*


:lol:

Oh man. Oh man. Oh man.



lizardtail getting you hot?

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We got a live one here folks!


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We got a live one here folks!



quick, let's reel the sucker in!

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FrigidSymphony wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
*holds teacup with pinky finger extended, crosses one leg over the other and talks about celebrity fashion*


:lol:

Oh man. Oh man. Oh man.



lizardtail getting you hot?


Well that was what I was implying. *Touches Frigid Symphony delicately, leans over and slides tongue into his ear*

FS: Get off me!
M_B:NO!

*M_B raped FS violently over and over again, then dropped an apple down his ass just to see how long it would take to hit the bottom. legend has it he's still waiting.


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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
*holds teacup with pinky finger extended, crosses one leg over the other and talks about celebrity fashion*


:lol:

Oh man. Oh man. Oh man.



lizardtail getting you hot?


Well that was what I was implying. *Touches Frigid Symphony delicately, leans over and slides tongue into his ear*

FS: Get off me!
M_B:NO!

*M_B raped FS violently over and over again, then dropped an apple down his ass just to see how long it would take to hit the bottom. legend has it he's still waiting.


Oh fuck! I'm dying after that one!


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Eternal Idol wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
*holds teacup with pinky finger extended, crosses one leg over the other and talks about celebrity fashion*


:lol:

Oh man. Oh man. Oh man.



lizardtail getting you hot?


Well that was what I was implying. *Touches Frigid Symphony delicately, leans over and slides tongue into his ear*

FS: Get off me!
M_B:NO!

*M_B raped FS violently over and over again, then dropped an apple down his ass just to see how long it would take to hit the bottom. legend has it he's still waiting.


Oh fuck! I'm dying after that one!


i cant believe its still falling!!! thats weird!!! like....scary weird!


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lol. sudden internet rape is krieg


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lizardtail wrote:
lol. sudden internet rape is krieg


suprise sex ftw

.:crast:.


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I want to read a poem about Bastard raping Frigid.

Oooh nice band name.


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I friggin love Jim Carrey.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... al&pl=true


(it's cannibal corpse right ?)


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Dago wrote:
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This emoticon is gay.


Then you have something in common with it :mrgreen:


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then dropped an apple down his ass just to see how long it would take to hit the bottom. legend has it he's still waiting.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'll be giggling over that for days...


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What the fuck.


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Dago wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
I will shove a sausage down my throat


Don't you do that everyday?


No. As a matter of fact, I don't like sausages that much. But they're just so... 'meat' that it's kind of the right thing to shove down your throat just out of spite of the christian tradition...


You didn't get it.



then explain. My mind is obviously more complex than yours and busy dealing with difficult philosophical problems. I have no time to figure out trivial jokes....

(If you meant sausage=dick then no, I am NOT homosexual....)


Calm down, I'm just busting your balls man. I'm not serious.


:arrow:

Whats the point of this stupid emoticon?

P.S:Meshuggah owns your asses.

:arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:

MEEEESHUUUUUUUGAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!


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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
*holds teacup with pinky finger extended, crosses one leg over the other and talks about celebrity fashion*


:lol:

Oh man. Oh man. Oh man.



lizardtail getting you hot?


Well that was what I was implying. *Touches Frigid Symphony delicately, leans over and slides tongue into his ear*

FS: Get off me!
M_B:NO!

*M_B raped FS violently over and over again, then dropped an apple down his ass just to see how long it would take to hit the bottom. legend has it he's still waiting.



Hey! No fair raping me when I'm offline!

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 11:09 am 
FrigidSymphony wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
*holds teacup with pinky finger extended, crosses one leg over the other and talks about celebrity fashion*


:lol:

Oh man. Oh man. Oh man.



lizardtail getting you hot?


Well that was what I was implying. *Touches Frigid Symphony delicately, leans over and slides tongue into his ear*

FS: Get off me!
M_B:NO!

*M_B raped FS violently over and over again, then dropped an apple down his ass just to see how long it would take to hit the bottom. legend has it he's still waiting.



Hey! No fair raping me when I'm offline!


who said we were fair ? 8)

NP
Hevein "Sound Over Matter"
(like a thrashier modern Paradise Lost... kewl :D )


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Stefan wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
*holds teacup with pinky finger extended, crosses one leg over the other and talks about celebrity fashion*


:lol:

Oh man. Oh man. Oh man.



lizardtail getting you hot?


Well that was what I was implying. *Touches Frigid Symphony delicately, leans over and slides tongue into his ear*

FS: Get off me!
M_B:NO!

*M_B raped FS violently over and over again, then dropped an apple down his ass just to see how long it would take to hit the bottom. legend has it he's still waiting.



Hey! No fair raping me when I'm offline!


who said we were fair ? 8)

NP
Hevein "Sound Over Matter"
(like a thrashier modern Paradise Lost... kewl :D )



well I guess I just assumed....

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FrigidSymphony wrote:
Stefan wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
*holds teacup with pinky finger extended, crosses one leg over the other and talks about celebrity fashion*


:lol:

Oh man. Oh man. Oh man.



lizardtail getting you hot?


Well that was what I was implying. *Touches Frigid Symphony delicately, leans over and slides tongue into his ear*

FS: Get off me!
M_B:NO!

*M_B raped FS violently over and over again, then dropped an apple down his ass just to see how long it would take to hit the bottom. legend has it he's still waiting.



Hey! No fair raping me when I'm offline!


who said we were fair ? 8)

NP
Hevein "Sound Over Matter"
(like a thrashier modern Paradise Lost... kewl :D )



well I guess I just assumed....


Who said that I'm just doing my best to make this thread degenerate into useless crap? I think they're telling the truth actually.

Fact of the day:
If you rip your jeans and get them covered in shit you look like a Nirvana fan. I hath learned the hard way.


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What do you get if you cross grindcore with a reckless disregard for the welfare of marine amphibians?

Turtle fucking destruction.

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