Metal Reviews

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Because you are weird ?

You mean you don't have that? You impotent?

I get an erection looking at girls not taking a shit.

It's not that I'm excited by taking a shit, it's just that I get an erection. Don't know why, really. I know some others who have the problem here. Perhaps it's a typically manly Northern type of thing?

i'd say it's just something i'd rather not have read.

HAHAH!! This thread is awesome.

:shock: Blimey!

Speaking of strange erections, who here gets them when playing video games? I seem to....I mean.....I have a friend who seems to crack a fat through the unconscious stimulation of flashing lights. *cough*

Nah I think it just means you get aroused when your anus gets stretched.

roflwtyawea

figure what I said.

Uhhhhh, ok a little activity down there is probably normal, but if you are getting a full blown erection while taking a shit, ok, yea, maybe this thread does need to die. :shock:

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,

Shall I lie, or shall I linger,

Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Here I sit

Broken hearted

Tried to shit

But only farted

Here I sit

What a caper

I have to shit

But I'm out of paper

You're lucky

You had your chance

I tried to fart,

And shit my pants!

Some people come here to take a crap,

I came here to leave one.

Some come here to sit and think,

Some come here to shit and stink,

But I come here to scratch my balls,

And read the bullshit on the walls...

Here I sit, I'm at a loss

trying to shit out taco sauce.

When it comes, I hope and pray,

I don't blow my ass away

(Written high upon the wall)

If you can piss above this line,

the Hillsborough Fire Department wants you.

(Seen above a urinal)

Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.

We don't piss in your ashtrays!

(Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine)

"Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."

(Under a sign that said: "Employees Must Wash Hands")

I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.

LMFAO

the other day i was at a restaurant, right, and one of the urinals had a sign hanging over it - "express lane - 2 beers or less". haha!

also, nice post Fridge!

What I find odd about mens' bathrooms is the amount of cock drawn on the walls. I mean, when I go into the bathroom the last thing I'd want to draw is a cock. What kind of man goes into the bathroom and says, "Hey, you know what? I think I should draw a cock on the wall!"

people go to a toilet with a pen and think what should i draw??? hmmm..... a quick glance around and you realise its between a door, floor tiles or a penis. Thats my theory behind it.

or it's little kids who think they're being funny.

No little kids work where I work and there is no less than 5 cocks on the stall walls. I give someone credit, though, he drew a titty.

all right, then you live in a seriously gay place. probably some of it rubbed off...

I love when you go into rock bars and there's all kinds of smart-ass Metal graffiti on the toilet walls.

There's something so amusing about seeing MANOWAR KILL in front of you when you're taking a shit.