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I just stretched out my ball bag whilst standing up, nailed it to the floor crouching down and then let myself fall baclwards.
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I just stretched out my ball bag whilst standing up, nailed it to the floor crouching down and then let myself fall backwards.
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I just stretched out my ball bag whilst standing up, nailed it to the floor crouching down and then let myself fall backwards.

O'REILLY?
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I just stretched out my ball bag whilst standing up, nailed it to the floor crouching down and then let myself fall backwards.

O'REILLY?

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My birthday was april 13 but I didn't make a thread because I'm not an attention whore.

I'm an unholy person. 13=Me=eval
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My birthday was april 13 but I didn't make a thread because I'm not an attention whore.

I'm an unholy person. 13=Me=eval


was that a friday? because otherwise you're just a poser! :roll: :wink:
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i didnt even get a birthday..........
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my birthday is the first of january... no kidding...

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How do you do there squire, also I am not Minehead lad but I in Peterborough, Lincolnshire was given birth to, but stay in Peterborough Lincolnshire house all during war, owing to nasty running sores, and was unable to go in the streets play football or go to Nürenberg. I am retired vindow cleaner and pacifist, without doing war crimes, tch tch tch, and am glad England win World Cup - Bobby Charlton, Martin Peters - and eating lots of chips and fish and hole in the toads, and Dundee cakes on Piccadilly line. Don't you know old chap I was head of Gestapo for ten years. Five years! No, no, nein, I was not head of Gestapo at all...I make joke.
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How do you do there squire, also I am not Minehead lad but I in Peterborough, Lincolnshire was given birth to, but stay in Peterborough Lincolnshire house all during war, owing to nasty running sores, and was unable to go in the streets play football or go to Nürenberg. I am retired vindow cleaner and pacifist, without doing war crimes, tch tch tch, and am glad England win World Cup - Bobby Charlton, Martin Peters - and eating lots of chips and fish and hole in the toads, and Dundee cakes on Piccadilly line. Don't you know old chap I was head of Gestapo for ten years. Five years! No, no, nein, I was not head of Gestapo at all...I make joke.


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How do you do there squire, also I am not Minehead lad but I in Peterborough, Lincolnshire was given birth to, but stay in Peterborough Lincolnshire house all during war, owing to nasty running sores, and was unable to go in the streets play football or go to Nürenberg. I am retired vindow cleaner and pacifist, without doing war crimes, tch tch tch, and am glad England win World Cup - Bobby Charlton, Martin Peters - and eating lots of chips and fish and hole in the toads, and Dundee cakes on Piccadilly line. Don't you know old chap I was head of Gestapo for ten years. Five years! No, no, nein, I was not head of Gestapo at all...I make joke.


WTF?


OMFG!
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How do you do there squire, also I am not Minehead lad but I in Peterborough, Lincolnshire was given birth to, but stay in Peterborough Lincolnshire house all during war, owing to nasty running sores, and was unable to go in the streets play football or go to Nürenberg. I am retired vindow cleaner and pacifist, without doing war crimes, tch tch tch, and am glad England win World Cup - Bobby Charlton, Martin Peters - and eating lots of chips and fish and hole in the toads, and Dundee cakes on Piccadilly line. Don't you know old chap I was head of Gestapo for ten years. Five years! No, no, nein, I was not head of Gestapo at all...I make joke.


WTF?


OMFG!


JC!!

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lizardtail wrote:
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How do you do there squire, also I am not Minehead lad but I in Peterborough, Lincolnshire was given birth to, but stay in Peterborough Lincolnshire house all during war, owing to nasty running sores, and was unable to go in the streets play football or go to Nürenberg. I am retired vindow cleaner and pacifist, without doing war crimes, tch tch tch, and am glad England win World Cup - Bobby Charlton, Martin Peters - and eating lots of chips and fish and hole in the toads, and Dundee cakes on Piccadilly line. Don't you know old chap I was head of Gestapo for ten years. Five years! No, no, nein, I was not head of Gestapo at all...I make joke.


WTF?


OMFG!


JC!!


LOL
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lizardtail wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
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lizardtail wrote:
How do you do there squire, also I am not Minehead lad but I in Peterborough, Lincolnshire was given birth to, but stay in Peterborough Lincolnshire house all during war, owing to nasty running sores, and was unable to go in the streets play football or go to Nürenberg. I am retired vindow cleaner and pacifist, without doing war crimes, tch tch tch, and am glad England win World Cup - Bobby Charlton, Martin Peters - and eating lots of chips and fish and hole in the toads, and Dundee cakes on Piccadilly line. Don't you know old chap I was head of Gestapo for ten years. Five years! No, no, nein, I was not head of Gestapo at all...I make joke.


WTF?


OMFG!


JC!!


LOL


BRB

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FrigidSymphony wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
How do you do there squire, also I am not Minehead lad but I in Peterborough, Lincolnshire was given birth to, but stay in Peterborough Lincolnshire house all during war, owing to nasty running sores, and was unable to go in the streets play football or go to Nürenberg. I am retired vindow cleaner and pacifist, without doing war crimes, tch tch tch, and am glad England win World Cup - Bobby Charlton, Martin Peters - and eating lots of chips and fish and hole in the toads, and Dundee cakes on Piccadilly line. Don't you know old chap I was head of Gestapo for ten years. Five years! No, no, nein, I was not head of Gestapo at all...I make joke.


WTF?


OMFG!


JC!!


LOL


BRB


A/S/L?
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FrigidSymphony wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
How do you do there squire, also I am not Minehead lad but I in Peterborough, Lincolnshire was given birth to, but stay in Peterborough Lincolnshire house all during war, owing to nasty running sores, and was unable to go in the streets play football or go to Nürenberg. I am retired vindow cleaner and pacifist, without doing war crimes, tch tch tch, and am glad England win World Cup - Bobby Charlton, Martin Peters - and eating lots of chips and fish and hole in the toads, and Dundee cakes on Piccadilly line. Don't you know old chap I was head of Gestapo for ten years. Five years! No, no, nein, I was not head of Gestapo at all...I make joke.


WTF?


OMFG!


JC!!


LOL


BRB


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Kathaarian wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
How do you do there squire, also I am not Minehead lad but I in Peterborough, Lincolnshire was given birth to, but stay in Peterborough Lincolnshire house all during war, owing to nasty running sores, and was unable to go in the streets play football or go to Nürenberg. I am retired vindow cleaner and pacifist, without doing war crimes, tch tch tch, and am glad England win World Cup - Bobby Charlton, Martin Peters - and eating lots of chips and fish and hole in the toads, and Dundee cakes on Piccadilly line. Don't you know old chap I was head of Gestapo for ten years. Five years! No, no, nein, I was not head of Gestapo at all...I make joke.


WTF?


OMFG!


JC!!


LOL


BRB


Y0u 6uy5 4r3 |4m3 w7f |0|z0rd5 r0f|(0p73r5


STFU
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lizardtail wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
How do you do there squire, also I am not Minehead lad but I in Peterborough, Lincolnshire was given birth to, but stay in Peterborough Lincolnshire house all during war, owing to nasty running sores, and was unable to go in the streets play football or go to Nürenberg. I am retired vindow cleaner and pacifist, without doing war crimes, tch tch tch, and am glad England win World Cup - Bobby Charlton, Martin Peters - and eating lots of chips and fish and hole in the toads, and Dundee cakes on Piccadilly line. Don't you know old chap I was head of Gestapo for ten years. Five years! No, no, nein, I was not head of Gestapo at all...I make joke.


WTF?


OMFG!


JC!!


LOL


BRB


A/S/L?


15/M/GB

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