The Tennis Thread

Cú Chulainn · **Posted:** Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:50 pm

Football has one, so why not Tennis?
I'm going to start an argument by saying that there's no competition whatsoever: Federer will kick everyones ass.

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:54 pm

Sharapova is teh hawt!

Fingon · **Joined:** Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:11 pm **Posts:** 3207

Belgian females dominate the sport but the Russian ones are infinitely hotter

Eternal Idol · **Posted:** Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:02 pm

FrigidSymphony wrote:

Federer will kick everyones ass.

Unless he plays on a Clay surface. He sucks on clay.

Karhaarian wrote:

Sharapova is teh hawt!

Agreed.

Now I will exit this thread, for I have officially exhausted my knowledge of Tennis.

Radagast · **Posted:** Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:29 pm

Kathaarian wrote:

Sharapova is teh hawt!

CLOSE THREAD

Stefan · **Posted:** Wed Apr 19, 2006 6:19 pm

Fingon wrote:

Belgian females dominate the sport but the Russian ones are infinitely hotter

the #1 is french, lesbian and quite ugly... :(

as for the ultimate Tennis fox, my vote goes to Ana Ivanovic :

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Azrael · **Posted:** Wed Apr 19, 2006 6:22 pm

we could start a wrestling thread or something.

on topic: i was about to exhaust my knowledge of this sport here as well, but Idol and Kathy did it for me.

rio · **Posted:** Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:23 pm

C'mon Tim!

rio · **Posted:** Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:31 pm

When I was 15 I was totally obsessed with this woman. I'd say I spent at least 70% of my time thinking about her. She went out of her first Wimbledon on my birthday, and it totally ruined the day for me.

It is, of course, Jelena Dokic.

I never made my move because of her wacky father.

North From Here · **Posted:** Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:50 pm

rio wrote:

When I was 15 I was totally obsessed with this woman. I'd say I spent at least 70% of my time thinking about her. She went out of her first Wimbledon on my birthday, and it totally ruined the day for me.

It is, of course, Jelena Dokic.

I never made my move because of her wacky father.

Awesome post.

Stefan · **Posted:** Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:54 pm

rio wrote:

When I was 15 I was totally obsessed with this woman. I'd say I spent at least 70% of my time thinking about her. She went out of her first Wimbledon on my birthday, and it totally ruined the day for me.

It is, of course, Jelena Dokic.

I never made my move because of her wacky father.

after all she did for you ?

you're a bad bad bad boy Charles ! :lol:

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Kathaarian · **Posted:** Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:44 am

Why do all women who do sports have little breasts anyway?

ganeshaRules · **Posted:** Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:59 am

Kathaarian wrote:

Why do all women who do sports have little breasts anyway?

well, not all... Shot put is an example of sport women with big... well, big sport women.

Carnifex Umbris · **Posted:** Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:30 am

Kathaarian wrote:

Why do all women who do sports have little breasts anyway?

Breasts are nothing more than sacs of fat, so if you're very physically active and burn all your fat, your breasts will shrink. If you're very physically active all your life (i.e. through puberty) you'll be unlikely to develop much up top at all.

Open Mind · **Posted:** Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:51 am

rio wrote:

When I was 15 I was totally obsessed with this woman. I'd say I spent at least 70% of my time thinking about her. She went out of her first Wimbledon on my birthday, and it totally ruined the day for me.

It is, of course, Jelena Dokic.

I never made my move because of her wacky father.

She's amazing, especially for an avowing leg fetishist like me (her face is awesome too). I never missed any of her matches until my wife realized what's really behind my renewed interest in tennis.

Tennis is so fucking boring nowadays, I have to play the back-in-the-good-old-days card. Tennis used to be fun when real characters like John McEnroe (slapped linesmen in the face) or Jimmy Connors (never gave up and once turned a 1:6 1:6 1:5 into victory) were still active. Today's top players are faceless nobodys and Federes dominance is bone-chrushing. Out!

Stefan · **Posted:** Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:56 am

Open Mind wrote:

rio wrote:

When I was 15 I was totally obsessed with this woman. I'd say I spent at least 70% of my time thinking about her. She went out of her first Wimbledon on my birthday, and it totally ruined the day for me.

It is, of course, Jelena Dokic.

I never made my move because of her wacky father.

She's amazing, especially for an avowing leg fetishist like me (her face is awesome too). I never missed any of her matches until my wife realized what's really behind my renewed interest in tennis.

Tennis is so fucking boring nowadays, I have to play the back-in-the-good-old-days card. Tennis used to be fun when real characters like John McEnroe (slapped linesmen in the face) or Jimmy Connors (never gave up and once turned a 1:6 1:6 1:5 into victory) were still active. Today's top players are faceless nobodys and Federes dominance is bone-chrushing. Out!

Ilie Nastase was the funniest of all... but yeah, I miss old tennis, the kind that made the game less boring than it factually is... :(

rio · **Posted:** Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:58 am

Yeah, I dislike sport once it becomes too obvious who is going to win every match.

I used to get made fun of for liking Jelena, because people thought her mole was too big. I never minded that though

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:38 am

Carnifex Umbris wrote:

Kathaarian wrote:

Why do all women who do sports have little breasts anyway?

Breasts are nothing more than sacs of fat, so if you're very physically active and burn all your fat, your breasts will shrink. If you're very physically active all your life (i.e. through puberty) you'll be unlikely to develop much up top at all.

I realy didn't know that, thanks. I advice all women to cease all sport activity. We need large breasts for the sake of continuing the human race.

Cú Chulainn · **Posted:** Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:58 pm

Open Mind wrote:

rio wrote:

When I was 15 I was totally obsessed with this woman. I'd say I spent at least 70% of my time thinking about her. She went out of her first Wimbledon on my birthday, and it totally ruined the day for me.

It is, of course, Jelena Dokic.

I never made my move because of her wacky father.

She's amazing, especially for an avowing leg fetishist like me (her face is awesome too). I never missed any of her matches until my wife realized what's really behind my renewed interest in tennis.

Tennis is so fucking boring nowadays, I have to play the back-in-the-good-old-days card. Tennis used to be fun when real characters like John McEnroe (slapped linesmen in the face) or Jimmy Connors (never gave up and once turned a 1:6 1:6 1:5 into victory) were still active. Today's top players are faceless nobodys and Federes dominance is bone-chrushing. Out!

for me the fact that Federer kicks everyones ass makes it so fun to watch. Especially if you play tennis like me, it's amazing to see how good he actually is.

stuartn15ted · **Posted:** Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:51 pm

Open Mind wrote:

Jimmy Connors (never gave up and once turned a 1:6 1:6 1:5 into victory)

No he didn't, they only play best of 5 mate, not best of 7 (and thats only at grand slams)

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