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PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:09 pm 
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ALUMINIUM!!!!!! IT'S ALUMINIUM YOU FUCKING REDNECKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU AND YOUR ALUMINUM!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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It pisses me off when people say "drawling" when they want to say "drawing". I almost had an aneurism when my Chemistry teacher said "drawling".

What breed of asshole says this? I've never heard that.

Another one is southerners not being able to say Massachusetts! They say Massatuchetts. It would be one thing if it were a "two shits" joke, but these assholes actually cannot say Massachusetts.

There was once a TV-ad in Finland where people tried to pronounce Massachusetts, hell I couldn't even spell it without checking first :).

Hahahaha. It's not hard to say, but I do admit to fucking the spelling up occasionally, usually by adding an "ssetts" at the end, an extra "S."

Yeah, aluminium! Hahaha. I love that one! Sometimes if I speak certain words too fast I can fuck them up due to my enlarged cow tongue not retracting fast enough. For instance, thesis becomes thethith, synthesizer becomes synthethither, thesaurus becomes thethauruth. Hahahaha.

I remember the first time this ever happened was in high school, I was reading in front of the class and out comes "thethith." I stood there baffled, like what the hell was that? I tried it again and did the same thing! Hahaha. I did it three times and I remember blurting out that I was having a heart attack, I had no clue why I was fucking that word up. I then said it really slow and it came out fine. I then figured it out it my tongue. Hahaha. Good thing I was the class clown in high school! :lol:


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Actually, it is "aluminum" in American English. Even the Oxford English Dictionary says so.

EDIT: And while we're on the subject of states, just so everyone knows, Illinois is pronounced "Ill-Ih-Noy." It's French. No "s" sound at the end. No "s." GODDAMMIT, NO FUCKING "S!"


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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Actually, it is "aluminum" in American English. Even the Oxford English Dictionary says so.

EDIT: And while we're on the subject of states, just so everyone knows, Illinois is pronounced "Ill-Ih-Noy." It's French. No "s" sound at the end. No "s." GODDAMMIT, NO FUCKING "S!"

It's aluminIum, and you changed it just because you were a bunch of lowlifes that tried to create a country of scum!!! :x :x :x :x :x and "nois" isn't pernounced as "noy" in French AT ALL!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! :x :x :x :x :x :x


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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Actually, it is "aluminum" in American English. Even the Oxford English Dictionary says so.

Whoa! I actually read what Misha wrote all backwards! Is he really in defense of aluminium? Hahaha. Misha's stoopid! :roll:

Oh yeah, assholes, it's LOSER not LOOSER!! :wink:


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Misha wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Actually, it is "aluminum" in American English. Even the Oxford English Dictionary says so.

EDIT: And while we're on the subject of states, just so everyone knows, Illinois is pronounced "Ill-Ih-Noy." It's French. No "s" sound at the end. No "s." GODDAMMIT, NO FUCKING "S!"

It's aluminIum, and you changed it just because you were a bunch of lowlifes that tried to create a country of scum!!! :x :x :x :x :x and "nois" isn't pernounced as "noy" in French AT ALL!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! :x :x :x :x :x :x

Do you dare to question the Oxford English Dictionary, you illiterate heathen?

True, in French, it's "nwah." However, the correct American English pronunciation of "Illinois" is "Ill-Ih-Noy." "ILL. IH. NOY." Just like "Dee Moyne," (Des Moines) Iowa.


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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Misha wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Actually, it is "aluminum" in American English. Even the Oxford English Dictionary says so.

EDIT: And while we're on the subject of states, just so everyone knows, Illinois is pronounced "Ill-Ih-Noy." It's French. No "s" sound at the end. No "s." GODDAMMIT, NO FUCKING "S!"

It's aluminIum, and you changed it just because you were a bunch of lowlifes that tried to create a country of scum!!! :x :x :x :x :x and "nois" isn't pernounced as "noy" in French AT ALL!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! :x :x :x :x :x :x

Do you dare to question the Oxford English Dictionary, you illiterate heathen?

True, in French, it's "nwah." However, the correct American English pronunciation of "Illinois" is "Ill-Ih-Noy." "ILL. IH. NOY." Just like "Dee Moyne," (Des Moines) Iowa.

Right. And Alaska's only an island on maps!


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Eyesore wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Actually, it is "aluminum" in American English. Even the Oxford English Dictionary says so.

Whoa! I actually read what Misha wrote all backwards! Is he really in defense of aluminium? Hahaha. Misha's stoopid! :roll:

Oh yeah, assholes, it's LOSER not LOOSER!! :wink:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! It's also STUPID!!! NOT STOOPID!!!!! ALUMINIUM FOR LIFE YOU STUPID REDNECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111onoenoneoneoeonneoneoneoneoneoen


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Eyesore wrote:
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It pisses me off when people say "drawling" when they want to say "drawing". I almost had an aneurism when my Chemistry teacher said "drawling".

What breed of asshole says this? I've never heard that.

Another one is southerners not being able to say Massachusetts! They say Massatuchetts. It would be one thing if it were a "two shits" joke, but these assholes actually cannot say Massachusetts.


The same breed of assholes that says "pacifically" in the stead of "specifically", as previously mentioned. I guess they just haven't grown out of those bad grammar habits they made when they were 5 years old. :roll:


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Legacy Of The Night wrote:
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It pisses me off when people say "drawling" when they want to say "drawing". I almost had an aneurism when my Chemistry teacher said "drawling".

What breed of asshole says this? I've never heard that.

Another one is southerners not being able to say Massachusetts! They say Massatuchetts. It would be one thing if it were a "two shits" joke, but these assholes actually cannot say Massachusetts.


The same breed of assholes that says "pacifically" in the stead of "specifically", as previously mentioned. I guess they just haven't grown out of those bad grammar habits they made when they were 5 years old. :roll:

Yeah, and I bet they say aluminum too :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x


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Stoopid loosers!


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someone please show me an example of the correct use of the expression "begs the question" .

anyway, i think my reading and writing is pretty decent, but i suck at actual SPEAKING. i spit and stutter and have a stupid accent when speaking in english. i used to speak it like an american (you couldn't tell it wasn't my first language) but i thought it was lame and started using a portuguese accent on purpose, now it's stuck :cry:

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someone please show me an example of the correct use of the expression "begs the question" .


If they really think that 2+2 = 5, then that begs the question, who the fuck was their maths teacher?

There you go mate, enjoy


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someone please show me an example of the correct use of the expression "begs the question" .

If they really think that 2+2 = 5, then that begs the question, who the fuck was their maths teacher?

There you go mate, enjoy

KAYLA!!!


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Eyesore wrote:
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someone please show me an example of the correct use of the expression "begs the question" .

If they really think that 2+2 = 5, then that begs the question, who the fuck was their maths teacher?

There you go mate, enjoy

KAYLA!!!


I see what kayla means but this phrase has under gone a change in meaning in recent times. What Kalyla is refering to is from the Latin petitio principii, which means assuming your conclusion in the course of your argument. However, its is now universally used (except by pedants) in the same way as 'raises the question'. So we're both right in our own ways.


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Oooh, and intelligento! :wink:


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What about guestimation? Isn't that just...fucking dumb?

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Irregardless :wink:


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Wow, we are some dumb fucks, huh? :lol:


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I hate text message speech.

I know people that say, "dats" instead of "thats"

"Dats rly cool dude" WTF :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

And i know people that sae chillax????????????WTF????? :evil: :evil: :evil:


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