noodles wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
From a friend's blog on MySpace:
I am at work at the law office right now. What am i doing you ask? I am sitting here, waiting for my boss to insult me with some instructions... because I think that he truly thinks I am mildly retarted.
You don't say?
Waitwaitwait... back up!!!
YOU have FRIENDS!?
Actually, to be honest, I was friends with this chick for a minute until she got all crazy. I met her at a party, she was a singer, so we sparked up a conversation. She gave me her number and I thought it would be cool to maybe record some shit with/for her. I never liked her, never wanted to hook. We ended hanging out a bunch and she was wicked cool. She had a—to make this thread-relevant—
bazillion friends, it was hard to follow her stories. You know, I'm not mindless, I don't just like to nod and go, "uh-huh."
So I would ask questions, one time I go, "Now, isn't this the guy you said was in love with you?" I was just trying to figure out who it was she was talking about as I'd actually met this guy. Her response was, "Dude, you're not my boyfriend." Bahahahahaha! WHAT? It was so off the wall. I told her to calm the fuck down. Then she did it again another time, same thing, this time I was like, "Goddamn, you know a lot of people, I can't keep up with who you're talking about!" and her reply was more of the same bullshit. Again I told her to fucking calm it, then decided to stop calling here.
The last time I spoke with was at the mall, she worked there, I was there with my brother who has a fucking learning disability that is quite apparent. She fucking knew this shit as I'd discussed it with her. You don't fuck with, or talk shit about, my brother. I'll choke slam a bitch! Hehe. Anyway, he says something, which is generally childish and it was, she kind of turns so he can't see and gives me this look like, "What kind of fucking retard is he?" I almost pissed in her eye and Super Fly Snooka'd her ass off the food court table!! \m/
Anyway, that was the last I saw of her. This is her, if you'd like to see the real "retart."
