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Grindcore porn - lots of grunts, over rather quickly.

Ooooh yeah.


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Zad seems to have found his comedy niche with the metal/porn parodies :lol:


Doom porn - they look really uncomfortable, and it takes a long time.

Glam porn - you can't tell which is the man and which the woman.

Grindcore porn - lots of grunts, over rather quickly.


Thrash porn-Basically rough sex.


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Metalcore porn:

They stop halfway through to talk about their feelings (and the guy check his hair...ah hell, they're probably both guys).


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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Zad wrote:
rio wrote:
Zad seems to have found his comedy niche with the metal/porn parodies :lol:


Doom porn - they look really uncomfortable, and it takes a long time.

Glam porn - you can't tell which is the man and which the woman.

Grindcore porn - lots of grunts, over rather quickly.


Thrash porn-Basically rough sex.


Speed porn - Quick rough sex

Industrial porn - Robots having sex


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Country porn-Familys having sex, whilst shooting onlookers.


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Radagast wrote:
Metalcore porn:

They stop halfway through to talk about their feelings (and the guy check his hair...ah hell, they're probably both guys).


Or Metalcore porn could be an American teen sucking off some swedish guy.


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following the reaper wrote:
Radagast wrote:
Metalcore porn:

They stop halfway through to talk about their feelings (and the guy check his hair...ah hell, they're probably both guys).


Or Metalcore porn could be an American teen sucking off some swedish guy.


lol!!!!! :lol:


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take that, jay leno!

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Impaled Nazarene Porn - Sex with goats and lots of swearing


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we should publish this thread. it would surely get some air time on, say, SNL.

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Avant Garde Porn - All over the place!

My Chemical Romance Porn - Teenagers with eyeliners and large budgets talk about their dead girlfriend in a strangely catchy fashion.

The Great Kat Porn - Middle-aged woman has sex with guitar, then shouts a lot.


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Tool Porn - If you play two scenes at once it has meaning. No-one really understands this, but acts like they do to look good in front of people.

Finntroll Porn - Finns and trolls.

Black Sabbath Porn - English men with long hair wail a lot. Kind of uninteresting, but very influential on younger artists.

Opeth Porn - Soft bit/heavy bit/soft bit/heavy bit.


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following the reaper wrote:
Radagast wrote:
Metalcore porn:

They stop halfway through to talk about their feelings (and the guy check his hair...ah hell, they're probably both guys).


Or Metalcore porn could be an American teen sucking off some swedish guy.


Har har!

Best thread ever


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Radagast wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
Radagast wrote:
Metalcore porn:

They stop halfway through to talk about their feelings (and the guy check his hair...ah hell, they're probably both guys).


Or Metalcore porn could be an American teen sucking off some swedish guy.


Har har!

Best thread ever

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Nightwish Porn - Four guys and a gal. The guys get fed up with the gal getting all the attention, so fire her.


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Cradle of Filth porn - midget goes through revolving door of ladyboys and a fat girl.


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/\ /\ LOL

Burzum Porn - one man does everything himself, in prison.


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Mortiis Porn - A man dressed as a big-nosed goblin potters around for a bit. Rather dull.

Jesu Porn - Very emotional. Two men do everything.


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/\ /\ LOL

Burzum Porn - one man does everything himself, in prison.


And stabs any other porn stars he sees as threats in the head......


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The Haunted Porn - Swedish men shout a lot.

Arch Enemy Porn - Attractive blonde gets something in her throat...


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