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Radagast
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Burzum Porn - one man does everything himself, in prison.

The sequel is Forest of Fog porn. One man does everything himself, in the woods, but in a sad sort of way. At first he's pretty quiet but soon gets vocal about the whole thing.
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Nine Inch Nail Porn - Man takes lots of drugs then moans about how crap he is.
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Iron Maiden Porn - Five, later six, men are just amazing!

Hammerfall Porn - Crap copy of above.
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Zad wrote:
Iron Maiden Porn - Five, later six, men are just amazing!

Hammerfall Porn - Crap copy of above.


Actually, i'd love to see Daughters of Iron Maiden porn :P
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Goat
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Judas Priest Porn - Men in leather. Everyone acts suprised when it turns out the lead actor's gay.
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Kathaarian
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Zad wrote:
Judas Priest Porn - Men in leather. Everyone acts suprised when it turns out the lead actor's gay.


This was the best one so far.
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Goat
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Kathaarian wrote:
Zad wrote:
Judas Priest Porn - Men in leather. Everyone acts suprised when it turns out the lead actor's gay.


This was the best one so far.


I'm quite proud of the Arch Enemy one...
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Whatever next? Prog/Power Porn, where he stops for a wank in the middle?

Badoom-tish!


my fav! lolz
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Zad wrote:
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Burzum Porn - one man does everything himself, in prison.


Wooo, that un got me.
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Colonel Kurtz
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Screamo Porn- Someone begins crying and screaming mindlessly every two minutes.
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Zad porn - 19.19 fucks per day
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Zad porn - 19.19 fucks per day


:lol:
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Open Mind Porn - One man stands in the corner and watches jealously as other people have sex.
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Open Mind Porn - One man stands in the corner and watches jealously as other people have sex.

:lol:
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"St. Anger" porn: They just cant seem to get the rhythm right, sound effects are all tinny and at the end, leaves you with a bad taste in your mouth

Lordi porn: Monsters having sex

Iron Savior porn: Sex in space

Battlelore porn: now this is weird. LOTR sex which includes elves, humans, trolls, orcs and wizards, while some big eye watches. Not for the faint hearted
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LLN porn = a bunch of French pervs hiding somwhere in a castle, exploring every variation of the pleasures of incest. Sadly, one of the main actors got kicked out of the cast because he couldn't get it up due to constant drug abuse. Very hard to track down, but quite popular on p2p and torrents.
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metal porn in general: plain wierd, with lots of variations and sub-categories

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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Zad wrote:
/\ /\ LOL

Burzum Porn - one man does everything himself, in prison.


Wooo, that un got me.



:lol:

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Lord Jotun
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NSBM porn = white aryan alpha males sucking off a dead tyrant's rotten wang.
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Which KGG starred in.
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