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Eyesore · **Posted:** Wed May 24, 2006 8:23 pm

Zad wrote:

Arthur wrote:

HEY, you know what, fuck you guys! Fuck you and fuck your mothers! I went through all the trouble of copy pasting an alien head onto the cover of Miss Jule and adding some text at the bottom, and what do I get in return?! Nothing. Not even a goddamned pat on the back. Well you know what? You know what, motherfuckers? I am going to make a new one. An even better one. Just you wait, OHhh just you fucking wait and see. :twisted:

It's like lizardtail, only.... twisted beyond all recognition. What have they done to you, Doom Shaman?

Lizardtail missing, alien takeover, Arthur...it's all slowly making sense now, but where does that leave Zad? Hmmm?

EDIT: Fuck you fuckers for make me go off topic...again. :evil:

Goat · **Posted:** Wed May 24, 2006 8:26 pm

Eyesore wrote:

Zad wrote:

Arthur wrote:

HEY, you know what, fuck you guys! Fuck you and fuck your mothers! I went through all the trouble of copy pasting an alien head onto the cover of Miss Jule and adding some text at the bottom, and what do I get in return?! Nothing. Not even a goddamned pat on the back. Well you know what? You know what, motherfuckers? I am going to make a new one. An even better one. Just you wait, OHhh just you fucking wait and see. :twisted:

It's like lizardtail, only.... twisted beyond all recognition. What have they done to you, Doom Shaman?

Lizardtail missing, alien takeover, Arthur...it's all slowly making sense now, but where does that leave Zad? Hmmm?

EDIT: Fuck you fuckers for make me go off topic...again. :evil:

We didn't make you, Ken. You're doing it yourself. It's what you really want, what your heart desires.

And now I've got your attention, have you read this: ?a?a?

Arthur · **Posted:** Thu May 25, 2006 6:59 am

Quote:

well someone's an attention whore

Fixed.

Anyway, you ungrateful cunts, behold the greatest idea for a film ever put forth by mortal man.

Ok so get this, the alien crash lands on earth in the English countryside only to fall in love with a lonely old gentleman. Unfortunately, when he tries to have sex with the alien his penis is melted off by the corrosive insides. In a tantrum of sexual frustration, the alien starts rampaging around everywhere, eating babies and murdering the elderly. The tragic story ends when the alien is killed by a team of Predators in a ziggurat buried miles beneath the continent of Antarctica. But then all the Predators will get their asses owned by these other aliens because they are so big and dumb and completely useless and Paul W.S. Anderson will ruin the whole thing with MTV style editing, and run around with his faggy little haircut...and why the fuck does this asshole get to keep making movies when all he does is take perfectly good franchises like Mortal Kombat and Resident Evil, AND TAKE A HUGE FREAKING DUMP ALL OVER EM!? Huh?! HUH?! What's up with that shit?? Who does this little whore think he is anyway? FUCK!

Rot in hell and fuck off Anderson, you pathetic piece of human garbage.

Radagast · **Posted:** Thu May 25, 2006 11:57 am

Arthur wrote:

Quote:

well someone's an attention whore

Fixed.

Anyway, you ungrateful cunts, behold the greatest idea for a film ever put forth by mortal man.

Ok so get this, the alien crash lands on earth in the English countryside only to fall in love with a lonely old gentleman. Unfortunately, when he tries to have sex with the alien his penis is melted off by the corrosive insides. In a tantrum of sexual frustration, the alien starts rampaging around everywhere, eating babies and murdering the elderly. The tragic story ends when the alien is killed by a team of Predators in a ziggurat buried miles beneath the continent of Antarctica. But then all the Predators will get their asses owned by these other aliens because they are so big and dumb and completely useless and Paul W.S. Anderson will ruin the whole thing with MTV style editing, and run around with his faggy little haircut...and why the fuck does this asshole get to keep making movies when all he does is take perfectly good franchises like Mortal Kombat and Resident Evil, AND TAKE A HUGE FREAKING DUMP ALL OVER EM!? Huh?! HUH?! What's up with that shit?? Who does this little whore think he is anyway? FUCK!

Rot in hell and fuck off Anderson, you pathetic piece of human garbage.

Ha ha, awesome.

Goat · **Posted:** Thu May 25, 2006 11:58 am

Pathetic, but strangely compelling, like a retard eating his own feces.

Eyesore · **Posted:** Thu May 25, 2006 7:19 pm

Arthur wrote:

Quote:

well someone's an attention whore

Fixed.

Anyway, you ungrateful cunts, behold the greatest idea for a film ever put forth by mortal man.

Ok so get this, the alien crash lands on earth in the English countryside only to fall in love with a lonely old gentleman. Unfortunately, when he tries to have sex with the alien his penis is melted off by the corrosive insides. In a tantrum of sexual frustration, the alien starts rampaging around everywhere, eating babies and murdering the elderly. The tragic story ends when the alien is killed by a team of Predators in a ziggurat buried miles beneath the continent of Antarctica. But then all the Predators will get their asses owned by these other aliens because they are so big and dumb and completely useless and Paul W.S. Anderson will ruin the whole thing with MTV style editing, and run around with his faggy little haircut...and why the fuck does this asshole get to keep making movies when all he does is take perfectly good franchises like Mortal Kombat and Resident Evil, AND TAKE A HUGE FREAKING DUMP ALL OVER EM!? Huh?! HUH?! What's up with that shit?? Who does this little whore think he is anyway? FUCK!

Rot in hell and fuck off Anderson, you pathetic piece of human garbage.

Or...behold the most off-centered title for a film ever put forth by mortal man.

Arthur · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 2:22 am

Quote:

Or...behold the most off-centered title for a film ever put forth by mortal man.

Actually no this is...

Well it's a book, but oh fucking well.

Besides, the title is balanced out by my ingeniously improvised drool. N00BLING.

And thanks Radagast, I was hoping someone would share my extreme distaste for that goddamned travesty that was ....sigh* AVP. :evil:

Arthur · **Posted:** Sat May 27, 2006 6:23 am

At least the tagline makes alot more sense now.

Eyesore · **Posted:** Sat May 27, 2006 7:33 am

Anyone looking forward to this movie?

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