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Tlaloc
 Post subject: Help me decide
PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2006 2:56 pm 
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For an English essay I must first write an 'apology'. This is an 800 word document that I'm pretty much free to do what I want. After that I need to pick it apart with all this technical shit but we won't worry about that.

My ideas so far are;
George Lucas apologising for 'The Phantom Menace'.
Paul W.S. Anderson apologising for everything he's been involved in.
Paris Hilton apologising to the souls of the minature dogs whose corpses litter her mansion.
Tom Cruise apologising for being such a tool.
Pop culture apologising for itself.

Any other suggestions?
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The Pope apologising for the whole paedophile priest thing?
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Replace Paul Anderson with Uwe Boll. Anderson at least has Event Horizon.
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Radagast
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Sir Wanksalot wrote:
Paul W.S. Anderson apologising for everything he's been involved in.


Indeed.

-Metallica apologises for St. Anger
-Hitler apologises for the whole Jew thing
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Goat
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Radagast wrote:
Sir Wanksalot wrote:
Paul W.S. Anderson apologising for everything he's been involved in.



-Hitler apologises for the whole Jew thing


Not to mention the gypsies...
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Italian soccer apolgising to soccer itself.
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Sir Wanksalot wrote:
Pop culture apologising for itself.



I think this is a very good one to do for an English essay.
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rio wrote:
Sir Wanksalot wrote:
Pop culture apologising for itself.



I think this is a very good one to do for an English essay.


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Al@metalreviews wrote:
rio wrote:
Sir Wanksalot wrote:
Pop culture apologising for itself.



I think this is a very good one to do for an English essay.


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Uwe Boll apologising for his movies
l. ron hubbard apologising for scientology
paris hilton apologising for being such a filthy lazy whore

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the pop culture one is nice, but could sound a bit too pretentious.

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Ken apologising for liking Kitty and giving Tool 55 / 100. :lol:

Oh yea...I went there 8)
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Here's one for us aussies, sir

Kim Beazley apologizing for leading the labour party....again :lol:
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Sir Wanksalot wrote:
George Lucas apologising for all the prequels, and for fucking with the original trilogy. Ie, replacing Anakin at the end of return of the jedi with Hayden Christensen. :evil:


Fixed.
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Trooper Of Steel wrote:
Here's one for us aussies, sir

Kim Beazley apologizing for leading the labour party....again :lol:


That guy is a fucking moron. He'll whore himself to the whims of the working class without any thought to the long-term consequences his actions will have both domestically and internationally. Plus he's fat and I bet he smells. Then again John Howard is a cunt.
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Sir Wanksalot wrote:
Trooper Of Steel wrote:
Here's one for us aussies, sir

Kim Beazley apologizing for leading the labour party....again :lol:


That guy is a fucking moron. He'll whore himself to the whims of the working class without any thought to the long-term consequences his actions will have both domestically and internationally. Plus he's fat and I bet he smells.

Also he has a girl's name.
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Avenged Sevenfold apologizing for not being aborted.
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Dissection apologising to satan.
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Ok I've decided;

"Creator apologises for Crazy Frog's lead role in Macbeth"
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Al@metalreviews wrote:
Ken apologising for liking Kitty and giving Tool 55 / 100. :lol:

Oh yea...I went there 8)
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