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Kathaarian · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 12:04 pm

NUNSLAUGHTER

Ness · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 3:25 pm

I have to give a best man speech tonight at my buddy's wedding. So, I'm pretty damn nervous. I'll just start slamming the champagne when I get there.

rio · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 3:39 pm

Do a rap.

My name's metalNESS and I'm here to say
that I'm the best fuckin' man on my buddies weddn' day

That took like 10 seconds 8)

Radagast · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 3:50 pm

rio wrote:

Do a rap.

My name's metalNESS and I'm here to say
that I'm the best fuckin' man on my buddies weddn' day

That took like 10 seconds 8)

Fo shizzle.

Tlaloc · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 3:53 pm

Do the Piranha rap featuring 50 Cent.

Ness · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 4:46 pm

I'm rappin' today like I'm Fitty
and I'm down for this weddin' fo' really
You know I is yo' best nigga fo' life
so now lemme fuck yo wife

HOLLA at cha boy!!

Tlaloc · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 5:02 pm

Yo yo yo lissen up
I'm da baddest bitch in da whole fuckin church
I fucked yo wife cuz I got da urge
Cuz I'm a playa not a staya and I grab da mike
To bust rhymes so phat I dun bust yo eye
Happy wedding to ma boy
Now suck my mutherfuckin dick
Peace out

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 5:03 pm

metalness is da P.I.M.P. 4 life yo.

Azrael · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 9:09 pm

ok, i have a quesiton here reguarding shaving. yes.

i just shaved, and it sucked. it was nice and felt really macho the first 5 times i did it but now it's just a hassle. does anyone here use one of them electric shaving machines? do they dot he job well??

(i use a gilette mach 3)

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 9:42 pm

I usually use an electric one. It's really not a substitute for the awesomely smooth feeling after shaving with a razor, but still does the job. Saves you a lot of time and a lot of blood, but I use a razor whenever I can.

Tlaloc · **Posted:** Sat May 27, 2006 4:19 am

Azrael wrote:

ok, i have a quesiton here reguarding shaving. yes.

i just shaved, and it sucked. it was nice and felt really macho the first 5 times i did it but now it's just a hassle. does anyone here use one of them electric shaving machines? do they dot he job well??

(i use a gilette mach 3)

I always shave in the shower with a small hand mirror. It keeps your beard soft and prevents nasty nasty shaving rash. And I also use the Mach 3 since a good quality razor is essential.

Colonel Kurtz · **Posted:** Sat May 27, 2006 4:25 am

I'd say electric ones can be a bit more convienient or managable in that sense. Yet razors, I think, are more reliable, and are what I use whenever I shave.

I am in a generally sufficient, yet lonely and slightly(or more) angry disposition; the latter not a result of the former. I'm just in the kind of mood to personally point out to everyone I see the bullshit, ignorance, and hypocrisy they and everyone they ever loved are filled with. But I won't, because it is half past 10:00 in the evening and I know it won't actually make a difference. And I'm not that conceded. I wouldn't say I feel shitty, just tired in a similiar manner.

Azrael · **Posted:** Sat May 27, 2006 10:59 am

so you have both kinds? i asked around and was told that the electric one is more convenient and all, but it'd still be better for your skin (i can't believe i just said that :lol:

) if i used the razor more often, witht he electric one only when you're in a hurry.

do you agree?

Radagast · **Posted:** Sat May 27, 2006 1:58 pm

I always use an electric because I don't give a toss about looking completely clean shaven. The electric reduces the stuff on my face from hairs to stubble whenever its convenient to me, so I do that every couple of days.

The Silent Man · **Posted:** Sun May 28, 2006 3:37 am

Someone ordered 12 (!!) footlong subs today at work and left no tip. Fucking dick.

Anyone who eats or has eaten at Subway is my enemy and hear this douchebags, The Crotch of Bunkrostunts will come for you!!

Other than that, I feel like crap. I want to murder a man, I think that would cheer me up quite abit or one of NESS's poop jokes, come on NESS, where are you!? Poooooooooop!

Goat · **Posted:** Sun May 28, 2006 5:13 pm

Like a fucking idiot. I just went to another forum and discovered the big twist in X-3. Is there any point in living?

Yes, Zad, it's just a stupid film. But DARN!!!!!!!!! :x

Tlaloc · **Posted:** Mon May 29, 2006 2:42 pm

FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

I just deleted my assignment!

EisenFaust · **Posted:** Mon May 29, 2006 2:58 pm

I use one of them oldschool razorblades. Like these:

It costs a few liters of blood to get to know it, but once you learn to wield this blade it gives the best shave in the world.

Fingon · **Joined:** Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:11 pm **Posts:** 3207

EisenFaust wrote:

I use one of them oldschool razorblades. Like these:

It costs a few liters of blood to get to know it, but once you learn to wield this blade it gives the best shave in the world.

same here, my dad has never shaved with something else, and gave me one when i turned 12, first year i had more cuts on my face than on the rest of my body(referring to the wild years of my youth :roll: )

Azrael · **Posted:** Mon May 29, 2006 6:11 pm

but it's probably not convenient.

my problem is the process of putting on the cream and wiping your face when it's done. the electic shaver eliminates the process, but at what cost?

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IT'S FUCKING HOT HERE. 34ºC YESTERDAY AND 30 SOMETHING TODAY. IT'S FULL OF FUCKING BUGS.

... so now i have them bites on my feet. it kinda sucks since i have to walk quite a bit every day. stupid fucking bugs.

on the other hand my sister baked a (rather tasty) cake and hated it, which means there's more for me.

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