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Eyesore
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PostPosted: Mon May 29, 2006 11:05 pm 
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
deathkvlt wrote:
OMG it's like the 785,868,989th time this is posted...

Quite funny, though.

Your avatar is too small. I can't see your boobs.

Sucks to be-ith you Eyesore.

Before I carry on with my sexual comments, how old are you? I can't feel good about myself if I'm making sexual jokes with a 15 year old. :lol:

Rofl, how considerate of you.

19 in august.

Sweet! Come on over.
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MetalStorm
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Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
deathkvlt wrote:
OMG it's like the 785,868,989th time this is posted...

Quite funny, though.

Your avatar is too small. I can't see your boobs.

Sucks to be-ith you Eyesore.

Before I carry on with my sexual comments, how old are you? I can't feel good about myself if I'm making sexual jokes with a 15 year old. :lol:

Rofl, how considerate of you.

19 in august.

Sweet! Come on over.


I think he/she meant 9 on August 19th.
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OnlyThisMoment
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MetalStorm wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
deathkvlt wrote:
OMG it's like the 785,868,989th time this is posted...

Quite funny, though.

Your avatar is too small. I can't see your boobs.

Sucks to be-ith you Eyesore.

Before I carry on with my sexual comments, how old are you? I can't feel good about myself if I'm making sexual jokes with a 15 year old. :lol:

Rofl, how considerate of you.

19 in august.

Sweet! Come on over.


I think he/she meant 9 on August 19th.


roflmao was that an attempt at humor? ROFLMAOOOO
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Metalhead_Bastard
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OnlyThisMoment wrote:
MetalStorm wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
deathkvlt wrote:
OMG it's like the 785,868,989th time this is posted...

Quite funny, though.

Your avatar is too small. I can't see your boobs.

Sucks to be-ith you Eyesore.

Before I carry on with my sexual comments, how old are you? I can't feel good about myself if I'm making sexual jokes with a 15 year old. :lol:

Rofl, how considerate of you.

19 in august.

Sweet! Come on over.


I think he/she meant 9 on August 19th.


roflmao was that an attempt at humor? ROFLMAOOOO


WWWTTTFFFF LAMMMOOOSSSJJJJJCHHAAAAAA
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OnlyThisMoment
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
MetalStorm wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
deathkvlt wrote:
OMG it's like the 785,868,989th time this is posted...

Quite funny, though.

Your avatar is too small. I can't see your boobs.

Sucks to be-ith you Eyesore.

Before I carry on with my sexual comments, how old are you? I can't feel good about myself if I'm making sexual jokes with a 15 year old. :lol:

Rofl, how considerate of you.

19 in august.

Sweet! Come on over.


I think he/she meant 9 on August 19th.


roflmao was that an attempt at humor? ROFLMAOOOO


WWWTTTFFFF LAMMMOOOSSSJJJJJCHHAAAAAA


liek totalleh
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MetalStorm
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OnlyThisMoment wrote:
MetalStorm wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
deathkvlt wrote:
OMG it's like the 785,868,989th time this is posted...

Quite funny, though.

Your avatar is too small. I can't see your boobs.

Sucks to be-ith you Eyesore.

Before I carry on with my sexual comments, how old are you? I can't feel good about myself if I'm making sexual jokes with a 15 year old. :lol:

Rofl, how considerate of you.

19 in august.

Sweet! Come on over.


I think he/she meant 9 on August 19th.


roflmao was that an attempt at humor? ROFLMAOOOO


Well yeah ROTFLMFAOOTWTOBYBY :D
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OnlyThisMoment
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MetalStorm wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
MetalStorm wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
deathkvlt wrote:
OMG it's like the 785,868,989th time this is posted...

Quite funny, though.

Your avatar is too small. I can't see your boobs.

Sucks to be-ith you Eyesore.

Before I carry on with my sexual comments, how old are you? I can't feel good about myself if I'm making sexual jokes with a 15 year old. :lol:

Rofl, how considerate of you.

19 in august.

Sweet! Come on over.


I think he/she meant 9 on August 19th.


roflmao was that an attempt at humor? ROFLMAOOOO


Well yeah ROTFLMFAOOTWTOBYBY :D


awwwz that was cute 8)
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Eyesore
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PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:11 am 
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
MetalStorm wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
MetalStorm wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
deathkvlt wrote:
OMG it's like the 785,868,989th time this is posted...

Quite funny, though.

Your avatar is too small. I can't see your boobs.

Sucks to be-ith you Eyesore.

Before I carry on with my sexual comments, how old are you? I can't feel good about myself if I'm making sexual jokes with a 15 year old. :lol:

Rofl, how considerate of you.

19 in august.

Sweet! Come on over.


I think he/she meant 9 on August 19th.


roflmao was that an attempt at humor? ROFLMAOOOO


Well yeah ROTFLMFAOOTWTOBYBY :D


awwwz that was cute 8)

ROTFLURNIPPLZ!
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OnlyThisMoment
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Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
MetalStorm wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
MetalStorm wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
deathkvlt wrote:
OMG it's like the 785,868,989th time this is posted...

Quite funny, though.

Your avatar is too small. I can't see your boobs.

Sucks to be-ith you Eyesore.

Before I carry on with my sexual comments, how old are you? I can't feel good about myself if I'm making sexual jokes with a 15 year old. :lol:

Rofl, how considerate of you.

19 in august.

Sweet! Come on over.


I think he/she meant 9 on August 19th.


roflmao was that an attempt at humor? ROFLMAOOOO


Well yeah ROTFLMFAOOTWTOBYBY :D


awwwz that was cute 8)

NIPPLZ!
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Eyesore
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PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:28 am 
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NIPPLZ!

Where? :shock:
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OnlyThisMoment
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Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
NIPPLZ!

Where? :shock:


Misha has three. :|
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Eyesore
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PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:30 am 
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
NIPPLZ!

Where? :shock:

Misha has three. :|

:shock:

Disgusting. Misha of the Triple Nipple? Crazy.
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OnlyThisMoment
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Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
NIPPLZ!

Where? :shock:

Misha has three. :|

:shock:

Disgusting. Misha of the Triple Nipple? Crazy.

Its a holy trinity.
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MetalStorm
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Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
MetalStorm wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
MetalStorm wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
OnlyThisMoment wrote:
deathkvlt wrote:
OMG it's like the 785,868,989th time this is posted...

Quite funny, though.

Your avatar is too small. I can't see your boobs.

Sucks to be-ith you Eyesore.

Before I carry on with my sexual comments, how old are you? I can't feel good about myself if I'm making sexual jokes with a 15 year old. :lol:

Rofl, how considerate of you.

19 in august.

Sweet! Come on over.


I think he/she meant 9 on August 19th.


roflmao was that an attempt at humor? ROFLMAOOOO


Well yeah ROTFLMFAOOTWTOBYBY :D


awwwz that was cute 8)

ROTFLURNIPPLZ!


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Eyesore
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PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:41 am 
Pffft! If I were trying to impress her I'd post a pic of someone else's big penis and say it's mine.
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MetalStorm
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Eyesore wrote:
Pffft! If I were trying to impress her I'd post a pic of someone else's big penis and say it's mine.


Trying to go from 3" to 9" eh :D
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Carnifex Umbris
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MetalStorm wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Pffft! If I were trying to impress her I'd post a pic of someone else's big penis and say it's mine.


Trying to go from 3" to 9" eh :D

I can't speak for my entire gender, but most women I know don't want nine inches. The one guy I know who's around 10 or so has issues getting girlfriends because of it.
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Eyesore
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PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2006 3:22 am 
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
MetalStorm wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Pffft! If I were trying to impress her I'd post a pic of someone else's big penis and say it's mine.


Trying to go from 3" to 9" eh :D

I can't speak for my entire gender, but most women I know don't want nine inches. The one guy I know who's around 10 or so has issues getting girlfriends because of it.

10 inches? Damn. Every time I masturbate I feel like a pedophile. :(

EDIT: I think I outdid myself, that's kind of gross. :lol:
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Sifl
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The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as well


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MetalStorm
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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
MetalStorm wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Pffft! If I were trying to impress her I'd post a pic of someone else's big penis and say it's mine.


Trying to go from 3" to 9" eh :D

I can't speak for my entire gender, but most women I know don't want nine inches


I don't seem to have problems getting women :D
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