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 Post subject: Selling Crap on Guild Wars
PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2006 3:46 am 
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Mostly Candy Cane Weapons.

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BUY FROM ME NOW!!


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PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2006 6:55 am 
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I haven't played anything online since the Ultima times. *sigh* I'm getting old.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:06 pm 
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Heh, Ultima Online was my first online gaming experience. I had a friend who already played it so he got me to meet him online, I did this and he started trying to explain game mechanics and somesuch to me. I got bored, stripped naked and started running around the city badgering people, next thing this high level guy who had transformed himself into a massive demon walks up to me and just says 'what the hell are you doing?' I said nothing, just pointed my character at him and started dancing. Next thing, the guy dumps down more gold than my friend had earned in his entire 3 months of playing right in front of me and says 'buy some clothes' then walks off. Score.

Moral of the story, If you want to succeed in online RPG's act like a degenerate psychopath who's forgotten to take their Ridalin until people give you stuff.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:15 pm 
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Good tip.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:54 pm 
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Can you buy an AT-AT in Guild Wars? That would be ace.

Overweight Player: "You are so dead. Taste my Crystal Blade of Zartor, bane of Klyyyart and horror of the Dark Halflings of Draynor."

Me in an AT-AT: PEW PEW

Overweight Player: "Arrrrghghggh! I'm experiencing rectal trauma!"


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:22 pm 
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Sir Wanksalot wrote:
Can you buy an AT-AT in Guild Wars? That would be ace.

Overweight Player: "You are so dead. Taste my Crystal Blade of Zartor, bane of Klyyyart and horror of the Dark Halflings of Draynor."

Me in an AT-AT: PEW PEW

Overweight Player: "Arrrrghghggh! I'm experiencing rectal trauma!"


You my friend should be in game design. ALL games should include AT-ATs...by law.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:07 am 
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What the fuck is an AT AT?


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:10 am 
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Arthur wrote:
What the fuck is an AT AT?


Those massive walky things from the Empire Strikes Back


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:12 am 
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Well I'll be damned.


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