All you ever wanted to know about metal genres!!!

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Tue May 30, 2006 7:03 am

Carnifex Umbris wrote:

MetalStorm wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

Pffft! If I were trying to impress her I'd post a pic of someone else's big penis and say it's mine.

Trying to go from 3" to 9" eh

I can't speak for my entire gender, but most women I know don't want nine inches. The one guy I know who's around 10 or so has issues getting girlfriends because of it.

This is so dissapointing. So girls do talk about penis size, why do the girls I know act like nuns when I'm around?

I imagine a world. So beautiful and full of kittens... So beautiful that I can go to a girl and say "I'm totally 6 inches baby" and then turn around to my friend and say "Wuzzaaaahh" and high five him.

Is that too much to ask? :cry:

Eyesore · **Posted:** Tue May 30, 2006 8:59 am

Kathaarian wrote:

Carnifex Umbris wrote:

MetalStorm wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

Pffft! If I were trying to impress her I'd post a pic of someone else's big penis and say it's mine.

Trying to go from 3" to 9" eh

I can't speak for my entire gender, but most women I know don't want nine inches. The one guy I know who's around 10 or so has issues getting girlfriends because of it.

This is so dissapointing. So girls do talk about penis size, why do the girls I know act like nuns when I'm around?

I imagine a world. So beautiful and full of kittens... So beautiful that I can go to a girl and say "I'm totally 6 inches baby" and then turn around to my friend and say "Wuzzaaaahh" and high five him.

Is that too much to ask? :cry:

Chicks totally talk about that shit! Many of them act like they want that 10-incher, but at the end of the day the female genitalia is built in a way that you don't need that much. Any woman talking about "bigger is better" is all ego.

Think about this, you ever stick a finger up in a chick and she didn't dig it? Who has a penis smaller than a finger? Fuck that. Any chick ever diggin' on the finger can't say shit about the cock!

Astaroth · **Posted:** Tue May 30, 2006 9:05 am

Eyesore wrote:

Kathaarian wrote:

Carnifex Umbris wrote:

MetalStorm wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

Pffft! If I were trying to impress her I'd post a pic of someone else's big penis and say it's mine.

Trying to go from 3" to 9" eh

I can't speak for my entire gender, but most women I know don't want nine inches. The one guy I know who's around 10 or so has issues getting girlfriends because of it.

This is so dissapointing. So girls do talk about penis size, why do the girls I know act like nuns when I'm around?

I imagine a world. So beautiful and full of kittens... So beautiful that I can go to a girl and say "I'm totally 6 inches baby" and then turn around to my friend and say "Wuzzaaaahh" and high five him.

Is that too much to ask? :cry:

Chicks totally talk about that shit! Many of them act like they want that 10-incher, but at the end of the day the female genitalia is built in a way that you don't need that much. Any woman talking about "bigger is better" is all ego.

Think about this, you ever stick a finger up in a chick and she didn't dig it? Who has a penis smaller than a finger? Fuck that. Any chick ever diggin' on the finger can't say shit about the cock!

okay... hmm... are you sure she was legal to fuck anyway? :? :wink:

Radagast · **Posted:** Tue May 30, 2006 12:28 pm

Carnifex Umbris wrote:

MetalStorm wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

Pffft! If I were trying to impress her I'd post a pic of someone else's big penis and say it's mine.

Trying to go from 3" to 9" eh

I can't speak for my entire gender, but most women I know don't want nine inches. The one guy I know who's around 10 or so has issues getting girlfriends because of it.

Awesome! Damn misleading pornography...

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Tue May 30, 2006 1:13 pm

Radagast wrote:

Carnifex Umbris wrote:

MetalStorm wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

Pffft! If I were trying to impress her I'd post a pic of someone else's big penis and say it's mine.

Trying to go from 3" to 9" eh

I can't speak for my entire gender, but most women I know don't want nine inches. The one guy I know who's around 10 or so has issues getting girlfriends because of it.

Awesome! Damn misleading pornography...

Goodbye innocence... :(

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Tue May 30, 2006 1:16 pm

Eyesore wrote:

Kathaarian wrote:

Carnifex Umbris wrote:

MetalStorm wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

Pffft! If I were trying to impress her I'd post a pic of someone else's big penis and say it's mine.

Trying to go from 3" to 9" eh

I can't speak for my entire gender, but most women I know don't want nine inches. The one guy I know who's around 10 or so has issues getting girlfriends because of it.

This is so dissapointing. So girls do talk about penis size, why do the girls I know act like nuns when I'm around?

I imagine a world. So beautiful and full of kittens... So beautiful that I can go to a girl and say "I'm totally 6 inches baby" and then turn around to my friend and say "Wuzzaaaahh" and high five him.

Is that too much to ask? :cry:

Chicks totally talk about that shit! Many of them act like they want that 10-incher, but at the end of the day the female genitalia is built in a way that you don't need that much. Any woman talking about "bigger is better" is all ego.

Think about this, you ever stick a finger up in a chick and she didn't dig it? Who has a penis smaller than a finger? Fuck that. Any chick ever diggin' on the finger can't say shit about the cock!

Hey I never thought that way. You're right. Chicks enjoy that finger thing. So it's settled then, it's not the size, but the performance that matters.

Walk proudly my friends!

Skartasis · **Posted:** Tue May 30, 2006 1:31 pm

Woaw, from all you need to know about metal genres to fingering in 3 pages.

Tlaloc · **Posted:** Tue May 30, 2006 1:38 pm

This is why there aren't many girls on this forum.

MetalStorm · **Posted:** Tue May 30, 2006 3:24 pm

Skartasis wrote:

Woaw, from all you need to know about metal genres to fingering in 3 pages.

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