Metal Reviews

I can join the virgins club (and the never had a girlfriend club)...

And i have short hair, almost never wear band shirts, and only wear black 30% of the time. I dont do drugs, and spend my days playing with my cute little puppy Ron. Also im an FF nerd, and rpg nerd in general. When Sniper Wolf died in Metal Gear Solid, i cried (yep, im a pussy, and i dont think i have ever been in a real fight ever.) I also adore Star Wars. And i did well at school.

So basically im a lonely nerd that uses metal to escape his harsh reality

I love how people keep saying "I'm a virginal nerd" on a list of unmetal things.

Aren't those among the biggest metalhead stereotypes?

I used to feel self-conscious when wearing my loincloth and carrying my broadsword to casual social gatherings, so I stopped. I guess that's pretty unmetal.

Jesus, kill someone. I mean...God, damn.

And what part of that doesn't apply to you, exactly?

What? I'm not critisizing, the last line just evoked a response. And pretty much none of it applies to me, but I am a virgin.

That line made me think he needed to kill someone.

There's nothing cool or fun about killing people, Pete! I know you young 'uns think the world is bright and shiny, but when you get close up, it's actually smeared with week-old shit. At 14, the world's at your feet, in a few years you'll see the truth of life. It is an angry woman, who is fed up with the toilet seat being left up, and is ready to take harsh revenge with her sharp nails on the poor unsuspecting male torso. And will he recieve treatment, or not? No, probably not.

So leave the poor guy alone. I know exactly how he feels...

I say, get all misogynist and kick the shit out of the bitch!

Why does everyone asscociate "virgin" with "nerd". Sex is hard to get by any means and really not all it's cracked up to be when you get it. As the mighty Bruce says, "Your time will come."

lol, me too then I got laid and felt better.

Umm, sex is the greatest thing on earth if done right. People that say it isn't that big of deal either don't get it, or get it shitty.....lol

That ranks right up with "sex isn't important in a relationship" as the biggest lies of all time or guys saying they don't like porn.

Man, you guys have got to stop saying "Negroes", that is just so 1950's. It freaks me out too. lol

Koreans still Hate Japanese like crazy for shit done long ago. Chinese still freak over Japanese text books. Hate goes on and on and on.

Wow, you're fucking gay. Congrats.

*Repeats what I said to Pete*

*Affirms the fact that whilst he may act like a child, Peter is actually 16 in two days and a childish thread will be made*

I'm sorry, but you have to admit..what he said was kinda gay.

Kinda. Especially the 'crying whilst playing Metal Gear Solid' bit. :roll:

If a video game's gonna make you cry, it might as well be Metal Gear Solid.

By the way, I'm also a virgin and never had a girlfriend, although that depends on who you ask. I've never done any drugs and never drank a drop of alcohol, except one time when it was given to me when I was like 2 or 3 (or so I've been told). And I'm an Eagle Scout. But I was in a small troop and like half of us were into metal, so we tended to blast it in the middle of the woods, so that part's not really that unmetal.

This coming from the 40 year old virgin. :roll: