What's the most un-metal thing about you?

Eyesore · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:33 am

I don't like porn! Fuck you, leee! Haha. Seriously. Not a fan of porn. Sure, if it's on I'll watch it, and I do have some video on my PC for those days when the old imagination fails me. But I don't think about ever watching porn, I don't ever watch it for longer than...you know...necessary. Hahaha. Porn is kind of lame, if you ask me.

Give me real titties any day of the week.

noodles · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:45 am

Porn is icky, its just like ugly blondes faking orgasms while being fucked by ugly guys who look like they're going to explode from the amount of steroids they've taken.

ElTipo · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 6:08 am

Wow, I'm not as bad off as I thought. I have an extremely beautiful girlfriend and I'm not that much of a nerd (I still play Oblivion when I can, but I hate MMORPG's). Lately I've been playing FIFA (in the mood with the Mundial and all). Anyway, I'll get back to listening to The Garden of Unearthly Delights. Love this album.

Fingon · **Joined:** Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:11 pm **Posts:** 3207

noodles wrote:

Porn is icky, its just like ugly blondes faking orgasms while being fucked by ugly guys who look like they're going to explode from the amount of steroids they've taken.

you're very new to the whole concept of porn, aren't you? :lol:

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:10 pm

Fingon wrote:

noodles wrote:

Porn is icky, its just like ugly blondes faking orgasms while being fucked by ugly guys who look like they're going to explode from the amount of steroids they've taken.

you're very new to the whole concept of porn, aren't you? :lol:

Hahahaha.

Cú Chulainn · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:22 pm

no dope, no booze, no sex (yet), pacifism and the Beatles.

ganeshaRules · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:39 pm

All... not long hair, married with children, listening to music outside the metal world, no corpsepaint or similar...

The only real metal thing about me is the music I listen to a lot of time.

noodles · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:43 pm

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Fingon wrote:

noodles wrote:

Porn is icky, its just like ugly blondes faking orgasms while being fucked by ugly guys who look like they're going to explode from the amount of steroids they've taken.

you're very new to the whole concept of porn, aren't you? :lol:

Hahahaha.

idon't get it :(

Goat · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:47 pm

noodles wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Fingon wrote:

noodles wrote:

Porn is icky, its just like ugly blondes faking orgasms while being fucked by ugly guys who look like they're going to explode from the amount of steroids they've taken.

you're very new to the whole concept of porn, aren't you? :lol:

Hahahaha.

idon't get it :(

There's more to porn than what you said.

For example... NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Astaroth · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:49 pm

Zad wrote:

noodles wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Fingon wrote:

noodles wrote:

Porn is icky, its just like ugly blondes faking orgasms while being fucked by ugly guys who look like they're going to explode from the amount of steroids they've taken.

you're very new to the whole concept of porn, aren't you? :lol:

Hahahaha.

idon't get it :(

There's more to porn than what you said.

For example... NOT SAFE FOR WORK

c0000l

... *gaaaaah*

Goat · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:51 pm

Astaroth wrote:

Zad wrote:

noodles wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Fingon wrote:

noodles wrote:

Porn is icky, its just like ugly blondes faking orgasms while being fucked by ugly guys who look like they're going to explode from the amount of steroids they've taken.

you're very new to the whole concept of porn, aren't you? :lol:

Hahahaha.

idon't get it :(

There's more to porn than what you said.

For example... NOT SAFE FOR WORK

c0000l

... *gaaaaah*

Not mine, alas.

leee · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:54 pm

Fingon wrote:

noodles wrote:

Porn is icky, its just like ugly blondes faking orgasms while being fucked by ugly guys who look like they're going to explode from the amount of steroids they've taken.

you're very new to the whole concept of porn, aren't you? :lol:

lol, my thoughts exactly. What you really need to do is have the real girl and the porn, now that is fun.

I heart porn. Especially Japanese stuff.

OnlyThisMoment · **Joined:** Sat May 20, 2006 12:29 am **Posts:** 152

leee wrote:

Fingon wrote:

noodles wrote:

Porn is icky, its just like ugly blondes faking orgasms while being fucked by ugly guys who look like they're going to explode from the amount of steroids they've taken.

you're very new to the whole concept of porn, aren't you? :lol:

lol, my thoughts exactly. What you really need to do is have the real girl and the porn, now that is fun.

I heart porn. Especially Japanese stuff.

ewww Bukaki Boy

leee · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:07 pm

metalNESS wrote:

leee wrote:

Sir Wanksalot wrote:

Why does everyone asscociate "virgin" with "nerd". Sex is hard to get by any means and really not all it's cracked up to be when you get it. As the mighty Bruce says, "Your time will come."

Umm, sex is the greatest thing on earth if done right. People that say it isn't that big of deal either don't get it, or get it shitty.....lol

That ranks right up with "sex isn't important in a relationship" as the biggest lies of all time or guys saying they don't like porn.

This coming from the 40 year old virgin. :roll:

What ever you think man....

Rhys · **Posted:** Sat Jun 17, 2006 8:17 am

Husker wrote:

following the reaper wrote:

I can join the virgins club (and the never had a girlfriend club)...

And i have short hair, almost never wear band shirts, and only wear black 30% of the time. I dont do drugs, and spend my days playing with my cute little puppy Ron. Also im an FF nerd, and rpg nerd in general. When Sniper Wolf died in Metal Gear Solid, i cried (yep, im a pussy, and i dont think i have ever been in a real fight ever.) I also adore Star Wars. And i did well at school.

So basically im a lonely nerd that uses metal to escape his harsh reality

Wow, you're fucking gay. Congrats.

Yeah but your not my type so im not going to fuck you..... :roll: Sorry fag.

Also, i was 10 at the time MGS came out.

*sigh* I cant even be accepted on the internet.......

JÃ¼rgen · **Posted:** Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:31 am

leee wrote:

I heart porn. Especially Japanese stuff.

What he said.

otakon · **Posted:** Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:55 am

Jürgen wrote:

leee wrote:

I heart porn. Especially Japanese stuff.

What he said.

Yup <3 <3

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