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Goat
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/germany/artic ... 20,00.html
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This guy is the greatest sex god since Gengis Khan
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Jürgen?

you dog, you!

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Ummm...read it again, you sex-obsessed teenagers. :wink:
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i read it. i never said anything about a sex god.

but he's still a dog, jurgen.

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Superpapa! Holy shit! I'm only calling Jurgen Superpapa from now on!
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Eyesore, please change Jurgen's screem name to SUPERPAPA!!

that'd be just grand :lol:

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so he adopted them? he didn't spawn them?

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FrigidSymphony wrote:
so he adopted them? he didn't spawn them?


Yes.
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so he adopted them? he didn't spawn them?


Yes.


wimp! he's a bloody german! aren't they like sex machines? "Kraftsex macht frei!"

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FrigidSymphony wrote:
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so he adopted them? he didn't spawn them?


Yes.


wimp! he's a bloody german! aren't they like sex machines? "Kraftsex macht frei!"


Jesus H. Macy, try reading about WHY he adopted them. I despiar of you people!
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Cú Chulainn
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he adopted them so that they could have all the german legal benefits, right?

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So this guy didn't fuck anybody?
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So this guy didn't fuck anybody?


Aside from the German Government, no.
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So this guy didn't fuck anybody?


Aside from the German Government, no.


Bah. The dissapointment. I guess we're gonna have to declare someone else as god. I suggest me.
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Kathaarian wrote:
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So this guy didn't fuck anybody?


Aside from the German Government, no.


Bah. The dissapointment. I guess we're gonna have to declare someone else as god. I suggest me.


I second that. Kathy as God!

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I promise I'll be a cool god. Free sex and booze for everyone!
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KATHY FOR GOD 2008! GO FOR THE LESSER EVIL!
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