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Here's some more MySpace nonsense. Like I mentioned before, I've actually been contacted by a few people I haven't heard from in a long time through that page, but there have also been a ton of people whom I dislike that have contacted me. It's kind of weird. Plus people put shit out there that just baffles me.

For instance, this is a Valentine's Day blog from a girl that I used to work with in high school, I didn't know her much, so why does she send a friend request? This is HER by the way. Hideous...still. Hahaha, God, that's kind of mean, isn't it?

So let me re cap my valentine's ...gerbera daisies...godiva chocolates and choc raspberry truffles(all faves) ...candlelit dinner for 2...boston...common..public garden..iced over pond...standing on a bridge in the moonlight trying to keep warm..the t...chris issac and his "wicked game" and being with u that night.....priceless....

What the fuck? Here's the response from the NERD that apparently made her feel this way:

Oh Corrina, the night was so wonderful. The whole night, beginning to end. I'm not sure what to say that I haven't said before... I'm a little speechless here... Thank you. For everything.

You're bringing out a side of me, something that has been missing so long, that I didn't even know it was there anymore. I am so profoundly happy that I know you that I don't know what else to say.

This shit is fucking public! Anyone can read it. It gets worse, this guy is pathetic:

My god...

What a wonderful Valentines Day. She made everything perfect, just... perfect. I can still remember standing on that bridge over the frozen lake with crystal clarity, picture every detail of that moment. And riding on the T, with my arm around her, and her head on my shoulder was a small slice of heaven. I was so happy yesterday, happy like I haven't felt in years. I can't really find the words to convey... how good the day was. I'm not sure what I've done in my past to deserve meeting someone like her, but I feel blessed that I have.

Her response on his blog:

thank you..i don't know what else to say to this..i'm glad i met you matt..and u made my night very special as well right down to the personal details...kissing u on the bridge was..magic...and along with everything else..well..i don't think anyone has ever made me feel that amazing or beautiful before..like i was the only one who existed..truelly bliss

This is also weird: WHAT IS THIS NERD? SOME SORT OF NERD MODEL? :?

Seriously, what are these people going to do when MySpace shuts down?

Ugh...I just looked and I missed something new she posted:

i just had the most amazing weekend..spent all my time (except for a few work hours with matt)..started thurs..(providence...cuban revolution...his house... fat truffles...lol..cherry ummm...cough syrup..hehehehe...hrs of ummm photographs??kissing in the snow..the beach...bridge records..and just laying in his arms).and i gotta say...every moment i spend with him is bliss...he brings out a side of me i thought was long buried...and i am thankful for a simple twist of chance that led me to him...he is simply ..to sum it up..amazing

What is wrong with people? How could anyone put this out there on a public forum?

I suppose you've never stumbled upon the brilliance that is LiveJournal?

pros: -The Canvas Solaris drummer posted a crapload of awesome bands that he listens to on his blog

- laughing at people that take their picture in a mirror and comb their hair over half their face

Cons: ...

Heard of it, but never checked it out. I couldn't be bothered to read random nonsense from strangers. Maybe if these people were comedians and the shit was funny, or insightful, but I can't get down with someone whining about the traffic on the way home, or how they overcooked their noodles and their dog peed on their smurf slippers.

Good one!

I'm doing a metalreviews myspace page, was searching for pages and saw this quote. Found it pretty funny considering...
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Con: All i get is ppl i think are adding me, but are really just porn sites spamming on myspace.

And st00pid rappers and emo bands and shit trying to be my friends. Fuck off!

strangely enough i get added by black fat chicks who are 'in luvvv with skaters' :shock:

^ ROFL

SHUDDUP

she cut her hair, i swear >_<

Hehehe. I'd hit it.

edit: Hey Dago!!

I thought I had seen it somewhere else and that you had stolen it. It just ends up it's a really old thread I had read here a while back.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... 2919db9140

friend of yours??



WARNING WARNING WARNING - IT BURNS!!!!
just to be on the safe side - potentially NFSW!!

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
My eyes are melting!

omg give us a warning

it burns

I heard MR.com has a myspace...is this true? :|

That's...uh...special.

That picture makes me think of a certain quote having to do with rubbing lotion into its skin.....

Or else it gets the hose again...

*trundles off to look for something*