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 Post subject: Poor feline.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:32 pm 
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A friend of mine just sent me this.
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A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds.
"How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
Silence took over...then everyone turned to the masochist and asked:"So, what's it gonna be?"
To which he replies, "Meow."


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 Post subject: Re: Poor feline.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:33 pm 
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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
A friend of mine just sent me this.
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A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds.
"How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
Silence took over...then everyone turned to the masochist and asked:"So, what's it gonna be?"
To which he replies, "Meow."


Want to swap friends?


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:45 pm 
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I'd totally do the Pussycat Dolls.


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I'd totally do the Pussycat Dolls.

Only after I killed them and cut a few custom orifices.


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Radagast wrote:
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I'd totally do the Pussycat Dolls.

Only after I killed them and cut a few custom orifices.


And you wonder why you attract weirdos.


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 Post subject: Re: Poor feline.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:23 pm 
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Zad wrote:
Want to swap friends?

Swap my lovely MoHos for your weird friends who can't spell "refrigerator" correctly? No, thank you.


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 Post subject: Re: Poor feline.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:24 pm 
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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Zad wrote:
Want to swap friends?

Swap my lovely MoHos for your weird friends who can't spell "refrigerator" correctly? No, thank you.


:(

I hope your car gets attacked by brick-wielding tards, you cruel woman.


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 Post subject: Re: Poor feline.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:26 pm 
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Zad wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Zad wrote:
Want to swap friends?

Swap my lovely MoHos for your weird friends who can't spell "refrigerator" correctly? No, thank you.


:(

I hope your car gets attacked by brick-wielding tards, you cruel woman.

Get a sex change and enroll in Mount Holyoke, and you can be friends with everyone I know as well.


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 Post subject: Re: Poor feline.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:28 pm 
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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Get a sex change and enroll in Mount Holyoke, and you can be friends with everyone I know as well.


You make it sound so easy...

Bastards'd probably refuse my green card.


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 Post subject: Re: Poor feline.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:37 pm 
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Zad wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Get a sex change and enroll in Mount Holyoke, and you can be friends with everyone I know as well.


You make it sound so easy...

Bastards'd probably refuse my green card.

Get a student visa. We at Mount Holyoke take such pride in our international diversity. You'd just have to put up with being told that, as a white person, you have a personal responsibility to solve the race crisis and that everything bad that has ever happened in the world is your fault.

Though upon viewing your picture again, you might pass as non-white. Lucky bastard.


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 Post subject: Re: Poor feline.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:40 pm 
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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Get a student visa. We at Mount Holyoke take such pride in our international diversity. You'd just have to put up with being told that, as a white person, you have a personal responsibility to solve the race crisis and that everything bad that has ever happened in the world is your fault.

Though upon viewing your picture again, you might pass as non-white. Lucky bastard.


I could live with that. I'll book the operation tomorrow.

I do get suspicious looks sometimes. I could pass as a Muslim...


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 Post subject: Re: Poor feline.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:19 pm 
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Zad wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Get a student visa. We at Mount Holyoke take such pride in our international diversity. You'd just have to put up with being told that, as a white person, you have a personal responsibility to solve the race crisis and that everything bad that has ever happened in the world is your fault.

Though upon viewing your picture again, you might pass as non-white. Lucky bastard.


I could live with that. I'll book the operation tomorrow.

I do get suspicious looks sometimes. I could pass as a Muslim...


I thought you weren't white, so long as that doesn't cause any offense.


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 Post subject: Re: Poor feline.
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

I thought you weren't white, so long as that doesn't cause any offense.


:lol:

Where did you think I was from?


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 Post subject: Re: Poor feline.
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Zad wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

I thought you weren't white, so long as that doesn't cause any offense.


:lol:

Where did you think I was from?


I have no idea, I don't even think I was thinking of your picture when I wrote that, for some reason I was imagining a small, clearly asian guy-I took another look at your pic though and I was being a bit of a dumbass, hehe.


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 Post subject: Re: Poor feline.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:33 pm 
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

I have no idea, I don't even think I was thinking of your picture when I wrote that, for some reason I was imagining a small, clearly asian guy-I took another look at your pic though and I was being a bit of a dumbass, hehe.


In daylight, there's no way anyone could mistake me for anything other than a honky. A small asian guy, eh? :lol:

That made me laugh.


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 Post subject: Re: Poor feline.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:34 pm 
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Zad wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

I have no idea, I don't even think I was thinking of your picture when I wrote that, for some reason I was imagining a small, clearly asian guy-I took another look at your pic though and I was being a bit of a dumbass, hehe.


In daylight, there's no way anyone could mistake me for anything other than a honky. A small asian guy, eh? :lol:

That made me laugh.


Hehe. I just had a good old larf when I actually looked at your picture. I might aswell be a small asian guy.


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 Post subject: Re: Poor feline.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:35 pm 
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Hehe. I just had a good old larf when I actually looked at your picture. I might aswell be a small asian guy.


I'm going to have to get a better one up, it makes me look so miserable and evil...which I'm not, honest. :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Poor feline.
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Zad wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Hehe. I just had a good old larf when I actually looked at your picture. I might aswell be a small asian guy.


I'm going to have to get a better one up, it makes me look so miserable and evil...which I'm not, honest. :roll:


I doubt I will, no idea where the camera is-my one isn't the most flattering, but I don't care. Mwuahahahahaha./


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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Zad wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Hehe. I just had a good old larf when I actually looked at your picture. I might aswell be a small asian guy.


I'm going to have to get a better one up, it makes me look so miserable and evil...which I'm not, honest. :roll:


I doubt I will, no idea where the camera is-my one isn't the most flattering, but I don't care. Mwuahahahahaha./


Those glasses are the bane of my existence, I hate the damn things. Only wear them with computers, films etc and when reading.

Can I touch it when you do?


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Zad wrote:
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Zad wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Hehe. I just had a good old larf when I actually looked at your picture. I might aswell be a small asian guy.


I'm going to have to get a better one up, it makes me look so miserable and evil...which I'm not, honest. :roll:


I doubt I will, no idea where the camera is-my one isn't the most flattering, but I don't care. Mwuahahahahaha./


Those glasses are the bane of my existence, I hate the damn things. Only wear them with computers, films etc and when reading.

Can I touch it when you do?


I wear contacts, glasses are an indoor thing, or if I don't have time for the contacts. If you wish.


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