Metal Reviews

Right I'm one of those arsewanks that bans people for not sharing files. I also have a cute little message that says "If you do no share files I will come to your house and I will cut you" before you can get to my music.

SO

I band this KARTOFFELxSUPPE guy and get this:

(13:36) [KARTOFFELxSUPPE] If you won't unban me, i'll come to YOUR home and cut your throat.
[c_white] OH NOES!
[c_white] i'm literally terrified
(13:37) [KARTOFFELxSUPPE] Shut up.
[c_white] what? ha ha ha! you started this you areshole!
(13:38) [KARTOFFELxSUPPE] Like callin'me ashole. Shut the fuck up you fool whore.
[c_white] ha ha ha
[c_white] you're hilarious
[c_white] want to threaten me again?
[c_white] ooooh anonymous internet threats!
[c_white] i'll sleep with my eyes open tonight
(13:39) [KARTOFFELxSUPPE] You want to know my adres?
[c_white] erm no why would i want to know that?
[c_white] are you coming on to me?
[c_white] thats sickening
(13:39) [KARTOFFELxSUPPE] You shure.
(13:39) [KARTOFFELxSUPPE] Why would I?
[c_white] i dunno you're the one offering your address to strangers over the net
(13:40) [KARTOFFELxSUPPE] Like I don't have tot do something else than that.
[c_white] seriously, thats not normal
(13:40) [KARTOFFELxSUPPE] You you are..
(13:40) [KARTOFFELxSUPPE] Like you aye.
[c_white] what? that doesn't even make sense!
[c_white] you are rubbish, mate
(13:41) [KARTOFFELxSUPPE] Right, i guess.
[c_white] you about done then?
(13:41) [KARTOFFELxSUPPE] Are you?
[c_white] can i click ignore now safe in the knowledge you have no more hilarity to offer?
(13:42) [KARTOFFELxSUPPE] No mate, YOU are hilarious.
[c_white] wow! what a zinger!
[c_white] i have been super-pwned
(13:42) [KARTOFFELxSUPPE] 'course i own
(13:43) [KARTOFFELxSUPPE] more than you,
[c_white] really? you own more than me? have you been counting my stuff?
[c_white] you are unusual!
[c_white] stop counting other people's stuff
(13:44) [KARTOFFELxSUPPE] How would you like to go fuck yourself and leave this senseless conversation?
[c_white] well, to go fuck myself would sure be a challenge
[c_white] to end this conversation? a little easier
[c_white] but hey, you started this little chat, let me know when you're done
(13:45) [KARTOFFELxSUPPE] Maybe by putting you dick in your ass?
[c_white] well, not all of us have the erectile disfunction neccessary to manage that
(13:46) [KARTOFFELxSUPPE] anal seks seems to be realy 'hot'
[c_white] what are seks?
[c_white] stop inventing words!
(13:52) [KARTOFFELxSUPPE] I'm not inventing anythin, if you're to stupid to build a rational vocabulary than that's YOUR problem.
[c_white] i guess so....damn, looks like you have bested me
[c_white] i may die never knowing what a 'sek' is
(13:53) [KARTOFFELxSUPPE] too bad,
[c_white] yeah, its a shame i never learned to speak moron
[c_white] its a prevalent language these days
(13:55) [KARTOFFELxSUPPE] "course it is.

and then, without skipping a beat (look at the times!) he gives me this:

(13:58) [KARTOFFELxSUPPE] Did you know Epica was a Dutch band?
[c_white] yes i did
(13:58) [KARTOFFELxSUPPE] I'm going to see them next week.
[c_white] oh ok


Seriously, what the Hell? "So, now that we're all buddy-buddy, do you like Epica?"

that's fucking weird dude.

c_white on slsk? I'll add you.

That's great. Soulseek always offers hilarity.

C_white? You fucking nazi

lawl

Or.....my surname?

You'd be surprised how often I get that.

Soulseek is a wonderful thing. I haven't been messaged by a crazy man who speaks almost no english in much, much too long...

Really? hahaha. You white powder biatch.

And the weird thing is, my surname is Ozkan, in Turkish it means pure blood. Literally and seriously. How crazy is that?

Holy shit, no wonder you called my mum a chinky! :shock:

Oh no, I can't get to ur door because there is a chocolate man in tha way.