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PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:07 pm 
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I just think the gag is a bit facile is all.


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I just think the gag is a bit facile is all.


It is probably fake and a setup anyways, they always do fake cum shit and stuff in Japan just to make sensitive Fem-Males whine about sexism. lol


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I just think the gag is a bit facile is all.


It is probably fake and a setup anyways, they always do fake cum shit and stuff in Japan just to make sensitive Fem-Males whine about sexism. lol

And to amuse the juvenile pigs? :roll:


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You know guys, that "I am a sesitive man" bullshit only works when you are young. Women, once they get past about 22 or 23, they know you are just spouting bullshit to make them feel good and think you are a liar if you give them bullshit lines like "That is sexist" or "I don't like porn becaue it demeans women" or similiar crap you guys are spewing. Either that or they will think you are pussy. Trust me on that, let go, don't let Oprah dictate your life and embrace your roots, you will do bettr off in the long run.

This is a Metal site, isn't their like Emo or Avenged Sevefold chat rooms you all can go and puss yourselves to women at?

"Should I accompany this rant with a smile so I am not assaulted by 17 year old Virgins?"


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You know guys, that "I am a sesitive man" bullshit only works when you are young. Women, once they get past about 22 or 23, they know you are just spouting bullshit to make them feel good and think you are a liar if you give them bullshit lines like "That is sexist" or "I don't like porn becaue it demeans women" or similiar crap you guys are spewing. Either that or they will think you are pussy. Trust me on that, let go, don't let Oprah dictate your life and embrace your roots, you will do bettr off in the long run.

This is a Metal site, isn't their like Emo or Avenged Sevefold chat rooms you all can go and puss yourselves to women at?

"Should I accompany this rant with a smile so I am not assaulted by 17 year old Virgins?"


:lol: :lol:


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leee wrote:
You know guys, that "I am a sesitive man" bullshit only works when you are young. Women, once they get past about 22 or 23, they know you are just spouting bullshit to make them feel good and think you are a liar if you give them bullshit lines like "That is sexist" or "I don't like porn becaue it demeans women" or similiar crap you guys are spewing. Either that or they will think you are pussy. Trust me on that, let go, don't let Oprah dictate your life and embrace your roots, you will do bettr off in the long run.

This is a Metal site, isn't their like Emo or Avenged Sevefold chat rooms you all can go and puss yourselves to women at?

"Should I accompany this rant with a smile so I am not assaulted by 17 year old Virgins?"


Actually I don't like it because I know a lot of girls both friends and family who have been raped or sexually assaulted in some way. The girl in the video doesn't look like she minds because it hasn't sunk in what has happened yet. It's only sad people like you who think that only wimps respect other people, and that pulling yourself off into the hair of a stranger is troo metal.


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leee wrote:
You know guys, that "I am a sesitive man" bullshit only works when you are young. Women, once they get past about 22 or 23, they know you are just spouting bullshit to make them feel good and think you are a liar if you give them bullshit lines like "That is sexist" or "I don't like porn becaue it demeans women" or similiar crap you guys are spewing. Either that or they will think you are pussy. Trust me on that, let go, don't let Oprah dictate your life and embrace your roots, you will do bettr off in the long run.

This is a Metal site, isn't their like Emo or Avenged Sevefold chat rooms you all can go and puss yourselves to women at?

"Should I accompany this rant with a smile so I am not assaulted by 17 year old Virgins?"


I have no problem with porn because those women CHOOSE to be in that pornography. This is unconsented and mean--this is sexual assault.


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leee wrote:
You know guys, that "I am a sesitive man" bullshit only works when you are young. Women, once they get past about 22 or 23, they know you are just spouting bullshit to make them feel good and think you are a liar if you give them bullshit lines like "That is sexist" or "I don't like porn becaue it demeans women" or similiar crap you guys are spewing. Either that or they will think you are pussy. Trust me on that, let go, don't let Oprah dictate your life and embrace your roots, you will do bettr off in the long run.

This is a Metal site, isn't their like Emo or Avenged Sevefold chat rooms you all can go and puss yourselves to women at?

"Should I accompany this rant with a smile so I am not assaulted by 17 year old Virgins?"

I bow to your expertise on women. Truly, you have shattered all my silly, mistaken notions about the female gender. Oh, how wrong I was, to assume that the woman in the video only reacted in the way she did because of her cultural programming. No, it's obviously because women enjoy being sexually assaulted. My mistake.

Just to make sure we're 100% crystal clear on how very much sarcasm that contained, I will say that if anyone did that to me, I would rip his balls off and kick him in the face. Repeatedly. Until he died.


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you say that now, but i doubt if there are that many people who could catch up with a running guy, just after they got ejaculated on, i mean..it's quite the shocker no?


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rio wrote:
I just think the gag is a bit facile is all.

she caught it in teh facile lol


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Everyone who finds it funny wouldn't have the guts to do something like that themselves. Now THAT'S hilarious.


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Everyone who finds it funny wouldn't have the guts to do something like that themselves. Now THAT'S hilarious.

I prefer the term 'inclination.' Oh wait, that's a completely different reason... :roll:


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Everyone who finds it funny wouldn't have the guts to do something like that themselves. Now THAT'S hilarious.

I prefer the term 'inclination.' Oh wait, that's a completely different reason... :roll:


Your collected psyches would give Freud a seizure.


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Yeah, throw in a Freud reference to show your contempt. Cause some dead pervert's ramblings are really going to make think about what i'm laughing at.

See Eternal Idol's post.


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Radagast wrote:
Yeah, throw in a Freud reference to show your contempt. Cause some dead pervert's ramblings are really going to make think about what i'm laughing at.

See Eternal Idol's post.


Yeah. I suppose it's like me laughing at the holocaust? :roll:


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Yeah, throw in a Freud reference to show your contempt. Cause some dead pervert's ramblings are really going to make think about what i'm laughing at.

See Eternal Idol's post.


Yeah. I suppose it's like me laughing at the holocaust? :roll:

Uhhh....no, not really. Laughing at the randomness and unexpectedness of the event, the comedy voiceover and the unfortunate girl's reaction is a bit different to laughing at an event with no inherent comedic value, wouldn't you say?

As I said, it wasn't really that funny, but I still laughed at it. And no amount of "oh you sad little boys" is going to make me feel guilty, I'm afraid.


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Uhhh....no, not really. Laughing at the randomness and unexpectedness of the event, the comedy voiceover and the unfortunate girl's reaction is a bit different to laughing at an event with no inherent comedic value, wouldn't you say?

As I said, it wasn't really that funny, but I still laughed at it. And no amount of "oh you sad little boys" is going to make me feel guilty, I'm afraid.


Comedy is relative.


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Uhhh....no, not really. Laughing at the randomness and unexpectedness of the event, the comedy voiceover and the unfortunate girl's reaction is a bit different to laughing at an event with no inherent comedic value, wouldn't you say?

As I said, it wasn't really that funny, but I still laughed at it. And no amount of "oh you sad little boys" is going to make me feel guilty, I'm afraid.


Comedy is relative.

Oh.


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Radagast wrote:
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Radagast wrote:
Uhhh....no, not really. Laughing at the randomness and unexpectedness of the event, the comedy voiceover and the unfortunate girl's reaction is a bit different to laughing at an event with no inherent comedic value, wouldn't you say?

As I said, it wasn't really that funny, but I still laughed at it. And no amount of "oh you sad little boys" is going to make me feel guilty, I'm afraid.


Comedy is relative.

Oh.


I remember you finding certain anti-semetic cartoons made by Iran in response to the Danish ones funny. What's the difference, T-rex?


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