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I just saw Superman Returns... I liked it.


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YaY! More wussy Peter parker heartfelt conversations!

Those movies fucking suck. Parker was a GEEK in the comic books, not a fucking lame-ass who got some sand in his vagina. They give you no reason to even like the guy, much less root for him.

And Topher Grace as Venom is a fucking travesty. I'd be ripping some Sony studio executive's heads off if I was Stan Lee. How they can get X-Men right, and totally fuck up Spider Man is beyond me.


You like it don't lie :lol:


I really, really wanted to. I have a lot of Spidy comics. But those movies get it all wrong. The characters(all of them) are so way off base it's downright maddening. They pulled the same shit with the Fantastic Four movie.


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Eternal Idol wrote:
MetalStorm wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
YaY! More wussy Peter parker heartfelt conversations!

Those movies fucking suck. Parker was a GEEK in the comic books, not a fucking lame-ass who got some sand in his vagina. They give you no reason to even like the guy, much less root for him.

And Topher Grace as Venom is a fucking travesty. I'd be ripping some Sony studio executive's heads off if I was Stan Lee. How they can get X-Men right, and totally fuck up Spider Man is beyond me.


You like it don't lie :lol:


I really, really wanted to. I have a lot of Spidy comics. But those movies get it all wrong. The characters(all of them) are so way off base it's downright maddening. They pulled the same shit with the Fantastic Four movie.


Oh!!! I didnt even dare to watch FF. I like the comic (not the horrible Ultimate version btw...) somewhat, but somethink seems horribly wrong about that movie.


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Eternal Idol wrote:
MetalStorm wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
YaY! More wussy Peter parker heartfelt conversations!

Those movies fucking suck. Parker was a GEEK in the comic books, not a fucking lame-ass who got some sand in his vagina. They give you no reason to even like the guy, much less root for him.

And Topher Grace as Venom is a fucking travesty. I'd be ripping some Sony studio executive's heads off if I was Stan Lee. How they can get X-Men right, and totally fuck up Spider Man is beyond me.


You like it don't lie :lol:


I really, really wanted to. I have a lot of Spidy comics. But those movies get it all wrong. The characters(all of them) are so way off base it's downright maddening. They pulled the same shit with the Fantastic Four movie.


Oh!!! I didnt even dare to watch FF. I like the comic (not the horrible Ultimate version btw...) somewhat, but somethink seems horribly wrong about that movie.


Don't waste your time. The whole thing sucked, and had a paper thin plot. They never explained WHY they needed to fight Dr. Doom at the climax, or why he was their enemy. They just fought him because the movie couldn't end until they did. Mr Fantastic might as well have been a cardboard cut-out, Jessica Alba just isn't Sue Storm, and all The Thing did was cry about being a rock. Oh, and the Human Torch snowboarding sequence was nauseating. Just listen to some Black Metal for two hours, it will be a far better use of your time.


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The special effects were good but the plot was wtfgay. Superman Returns was enjoyable. Once again the effects were great, but the plot was kind of sketchy.


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Umm..okay. Just as I expected, another disgrace. Well, I'm off to watch Dog Soldiers.


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the problem with FF is that Jessica Alba as the invisible woman was simply never a good idea.

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