Metal Reviews

I am currently experiencing the itchiest balls I have ever had. I'm suffering while typing this because I cannot reach in and scratch them. Anyone else get like this, where their testes just scream out in need of a good 10 minute scratching?

lol, you have Crabs!

Dude I woke up this morning covered in so much sweat I was convinced my balls had melted and become part of my legs. I had to instantly jump into the shower and hose down the lower half of my body.

Plus I've been sitting in work all day with my ballsack attached to my leg like those little beasties that gang onto the bottom of sharks to steal food. Blasted heatwave.

I had an overwhelming need to play with my balls today because I took my dog to see my hottie Spanish vet. Man if I wasn't married I'd be humping her leg right now (plus she has expressed the same desire :twisted: :( ).

don't you live in Miami where "your balls drown in their own sweat"??

wear shorts (or, even better, a kilt) and go commando, i say!

I always scratch my balls when i go to bed, i cant help it.

I used to have that feeling constantly a while back. I had crabs. My advice is not to scratch them constantly because that only makes the burning and itching worse.

OMFg you should just stop scratching it goes away if you dont think of it.

I hear Gold Bond powder gets rid of itchy balls.

Take a shower, you pig.

No no, no crabs. They just do that every so often. I slept it off.

What are these balls everyone speaks of?

I don't know, but Kayla apparently has some. :?

....of steel!

*delivers a sudden kick in Kyla's crotch*

Yup. They're stronger than mine.

*gets extremely depressed*

I was sitting in my GCSE english exam, everybody near enough had finished and then I think "ooof, that needs scratching" and you hear something which sounds like a kitchen scourer being used at speed, loads of people look at me and I've got my hand inside my pants very clearly on balls. Ho, thatw asn't nice.