Metal Reviews

the wigger attitude is annoying, i agree, but still...

as for ability, he still does twice as many moves as the big show, kane, viscera, etc. ....

and come on, most don't do more than a handful of moves in one match.

Yeah on Ringtalk they said Pac got seriously shook up in the 3rd but after that he owned Larrios and P. Fernandez as saying it really could have been stopped in the 11th.

I did watch the Shobox next generation stuff. Hears Jr fight was excitnig, the rest......ugh. Chaz Whiterspoon as zero power, reminds me of Larry Donald a lot.

I missed all of those fights. :(

Hey bro, who you have for Spinks vs the Karmazin (sp?) guy? I think Spinks is going to get fucking destroyed. What do you think?

Cena was great when he was in Smackdown.His rap putdowns of Smackdown heels were classic but when he moved to Raw his whole persona changed.

They need to let him have his old Smackdown rap persona back on Raw and I think that is why most hate him now.

Don't compare him to the lumbering oaf big men. I do more moves than those guys rolling out of bed in the morning.

Most don't do more than a handful of moves, yes. But, they can mix it up when called upon. Cena can't.

Plus, his matches always follow the "Cena gets whacked ofr majority fo match, followed by five-knuckle gayness, STFU, match over" formula. It's the same match every damn week, no variations. It's Hogan levels of bad.

hm, to each his own i guess.

just saw the ECW ONE NIGHT STAND!! HOLY SHIT, IT RULED!!

Jerry Lawler vs Tazz:
- good thing it was short, i hate watching old people fight (i.e. jerry lawler)

Super Crazy and Tajiri vs FBI
- SUPER CRAZY FUCKING RULES!!!! i wanted to see him do another spanish fly like he did to Brian Kendrick the other day, though. of course, he was still awesome.
- Tajiri also ruled, i love that handspring elbow he does.
- the fbi were cool, i had never seen Mameluke fight before. Nunzio/Little Guido was cool.
the result didn't turn out the way i wanted, but hey.
- Big Show was kinda unnecessary, but it was nice to know that after all he does do more than 2 moves.

Kurt Angle vs Randy Orton
- You gotta agree that Kurt Angle is the fucking man. OH, IT'S TRUE!
- Liked Orton's neck breaker
- it was nice to see that someone agrees with me that the choke moves are fucking boring. when Orton put angle in the read choke, everyone started screaming BOOOOOORING, BOOOOOOOOORING

Terry Funk and Tommy Dreamer vs Mick Foley and Edge
- Terry Funk is 61 years old?! :shock:
- what kind of a name is "Beulah McGillicut" (or something)?

Balls Mahoney vs Tanaka
I didn't know either of them, but it was a nice match. brutal chair shot at the end.

Rey Mysterio vs Sabu
- nice match, loved the DDT through the table! shame it ended earlier, i wouldn't mind seeing Mysterio win this time.
- Sabu is fucking insane!

All in all, a damn fine show. my favourites were the Super Crazy and Kurt Angle matches.

I agree, and I think we will finally be rid of his overrated ass. Did you see his fight against Mayorga? What a pussy. I hope he gets thrashed.

Yeah, Mayorga is a punk but I thought he deserved the W for that cause Spinks was so lame. I did think Spinks beat Judah though the first time.

Sabu indeed does rule the ruins. That guy is insane. To bad they are all getting old. His matches with RVD from back when are the shit legends are made of. That one where he got his neck broken is fucking sick. What was that Jerry guy with the long hair who use to be on ECW and wrestle Van Dam all the time.

Funk is still around? Shit.......crazy, the dude has no knees, he must be leaving on roids and cocaine these days.

I watched Al Snow job to Test and get counted on in like 1 minute, that sucked.

You talking about Jerry Lynn.

Yeah, him and fucking RVD could put on a hell of a match. You know if you saw any of those 3 (Sabu, RVD, Jerry Lynn) and throw in Benoit in their prime (and maybe E. Guerro when he was on) there was no need to see any other wrestler, those dudes all make them look like jobbers.

Too bad they are all old and getting slow now. Where the fuck is Jerry Lynn at now?

Can Sabu still go?

Last time I checked Lynn was in TNA don't know if he's there anymore.

yeah, Jerry Lynn is still in TNA. He's a full-time talent scout, part time wrestler. He wrestled on the Slammiversary PPV last month, if I'm not mistaken.

Yeah I watched a TNA PPV on Star World tonight. The main was Christian against Abyss in one of those belt hanging matches, Some pretty good sick spots but they held off. Christian fucked up a ladder fall pretty bad and twisted the shit out of his leg in the ropes, but wasn't hurt. I always liked that dude.

I like the old school vibe TNA is going for with the NWA belt and shit but their production is still lacking some.

What's up with RVD getting jobbed? I didn't get to watch it, but I heard it was pretty bad.

On another subject, anybody think Ken Shamrock will live through the beating he receives on Saturday?

TNA probably doesn't have the anywhere near the money WWE has behind them...

RVD and Sabu were pulled over by the Ohio Highway Patrol last week, and got busted for Marijuana(small amount), various non-prescribed painkillers, and a pipe. Naturally, doing this while being the WWe Champion didn't sit well with the stockholders(makes the company look bad) and so RVD had to give up both belts and recieved a 30 day suspension. Sabu recieved a $10,000 fine, but no suspension. As a result, Edge is your new WWe Champion, and The Big Show is your new ECW Champion. RVD was quoted as saying "Dude."

EDIT: And I hope Tito Ortiz beats Shamrock within an inch of his life.

Yep.If you ask me RVD did something really stupid by doing that.I don't blame WWE for stripping him of both belts I mean do you want a drug user as a rep and champion for your company.

RVD screwed himself with this one.Don't know if he's going to get pushed again because of this incident.I remember him crying about not getting pushed in WWE,threating to leave and such.He finally gets pushed and what happens he does this crap.

I don't know for sure where RVD's career is going to head.If the WWE is still going to push him like they were.

I hate fucking Ortriz, I hope Shamrock can pull something out of his old ass and whip up on Ortiz who isn't that great anyways.

I'm torn. I think Ortiz is a dick sometimes, and then I think he's OK. I never had a problem with Shamrock until The Ultimate Fighter, he was a such a goddamn shitty trainer it baffled me! I mean, he just didn't give a fuck at all. He was a selfish, delusional ass. I mean, every time one of his lost—which was all but once, right?—he'd sit there and go, "[his guy] was winning the fight, up until the [insert KO, arm bar, knee, whatever here]!" I mean, what the hell?

So, basically I'd like them both to lose. Double KO, Rocky style.