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*kicks Pete in the balls*

fart

Caesar: So, what is your name, jew?
Brian: I'm not a jew, I'm a Roman.
Caesar: A Wohman.
Brian: No, a Roman.
Caesar: Stwike him Centurian, vewy Roughly.
Brian: I am a Roman, my father was in the Jerusalem garrison.
Caesar: Weally? What was his name.
Brain: Naughtius Maximus.
Centurian: Hahaha.
Caesar: Centurian, do we have anyone of that name?
Centurian: No sir.
Caesar: Well you seem vewy sure, have you checked?
Centurian: Why no sir. You see it's a joke name, like Sillius Oddus or Biggus Dickus.
Caesar: What's so funny about Biggus Dickus? I have a vewy good friend in Wome called Biggus Dickus.
*nearby guard giggles*
Caesar: Silence! You will soon be fighting wabid wions within a week with wotten behaviour like that. I will not have my friends widiculed by the common soldiery. Wait 'till Biggus Dickus hears of this.
*Guard burst into laughter*
Caesar: Wight! Centurian, take him away!
Centurian: Oh, but sir, he...
Caesar: No no, I want him fighting wabid wions.
Centurian: All right, come on you.
*Centurian escorts laughing guard away*
*Caesar turns to other guard*
Caesar: Anyone else feel like a little giggle when I mention the name Biggus...Dickus?
*guard shakes head trying very hard not to laugh. Caesar turns to another guard*
What about you. Do you find it risable when I say the name...Biggus....DICKUS?
*Guard tries desperately not to laugh*
Caesar: He has a wife you know. Do you know what she's called? Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.
*Uproarous laughter from guards*

Roflwaffles. " Do you find it wisable when I say the name...Biggus....DICKUS? " High-larious.

One of the best comedy scenes ever!

Both Life of Brian, The Meaning of Life and The quest for the holy grail are completely fucking brilliant.

Monty Python = gods.

Life of Brian is brilliant indeed.. many funny jokes:


Brian:
... You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves. You're all individuals!

Followers:
Yes, we're all individuals!

Brian:
You're all different!

Followers:
Yes, we are all different!

A guy in the crowd:
I'm not.




my favourite

EDIT: no... i actually think the scene where the blasphemer is supposed to be stoned to death is my favourite

This was used as the outro tape one time i saw Iron Maiden in Helsinki. It was pretty awesome to hear the whole crowd whistling the melody while leaving the hall.

And oh yeah, Monty Python rules.

I saw Life of Brian for the first time today. I agree, it was hilarious.

Brian:Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg:Oh, fuck off!
Brian:What?
Reg:We are the People's Front of Judea!

I swear I almost had an aneurysm the first time I saw that bit.

MP ist krieg, have all the movies and Flying Circus on dvd. teh pwn!

I love Monty Python... I think Graham Chapman ("the dead one") is best.

Detective: Now then. The facts are these. You received an order for 48,000,000 kilts from a blancmange from the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda ... you'd just shown your wife an entry form for Wimbledon, which you'd filled in... when you turned round and saw her legs disappearing into a blancmange. Is that correct?
Angus: Yes, sir.
Detective: Are you mad?
Angus: No, sir.
Detective: Well that's a relief. Because if you were, your story would be less plausible.


Arthur: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
Dennis' Mother: No one lives there.
Arthur: Then who is your lord?
Dennis' Mother: We don't have a lord.
Arthur: What?!
Dennis: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as sort of supreme executive officer for the week.
Arthur: Yes.
Dennis: But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting...
Arthur: Yes, I see.
Dennis:...by a simple majority. In the case of purely internal affairs...
Arthur: Be quiet.
Dennis:...require two thirds majority. In the case of old ladys...
Arthur: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
Dennis' Mother: Order, eh? Who does he think he is?
Arthur: I am your king!
Dennis' Mother: Well, I didn't vote for you.
Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Dennis' Mother: Well, how'd you become King, then?
Arthur: The Lady of the Lake,... [Angel chorus begins singing in background] her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [Angel chorus ends] That is why I am your king!
Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: But you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Arthur: Shut up!
Dennis: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Arthur: Shut up, will you? Shut up! [Grabs Dennis and shakes him]
Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Arthur: Shut up!
Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Arthur: Bloody peasant!

Same here! Teh english pwn!

(Well, Flying Circus is kind of...destroyed lets say....unpwn)

So, so krieg.

*blows load*