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 Post subject: Hahaha! Those MySpace Kiddies Are Silly!
PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:56 am 
So, on myspace they have these birthday notification thingies and I thought it would be nice of us to wish people happy birthday when it's their special day. Well, there's this little Chinese kid who seems to either be mental or has problems with his English. He keeps posting comments or sending e-mails that make little sense, his first was simply this:

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Thx for the add.
I love your website, great zine!!
666 hails from China.

Not strange at all. Then he posted something about Ben being the only troglodyte at this site because of his reviews on a certain band, which were good reviews. I told him to be nice and he deleted it, but it was weird. Then I wished him a happy birthday with this:

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:roll: :lol:

He replied in the comment block:

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Thank you so much.
I have a simple but great birthday.
United we stand with Metal!!

Goofy, but not strange. But at the same time I get this message in the inbox:

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Thank you for your shit.
That fuck freak is no good.
Metal is no fuck freak. Is a shit you shit.
Metal!!

What the fuck? :shock: I don't get it. :lol:


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:55 am 
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Lawlocaust. :lol:

Whoever that kid is wins at Engrish.


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why u take his item?

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WHat the Fucki?


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:25 am 
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Ahh, some good old Engrish always makes for a good laugh.


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You arent confusing mr china man with the dude who complained about the deathspell omega review and dared you to review devildriver are you?

Either way engrish is funny thing ever.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:45 pm 
following the reaper wrote:
You arent confusing mr china man with the dude who complained about the deathspell omega review and dared you to review devildriver are you?

Either way engrish is funny thing ever.

Same guy, right? Is that you? :lol:


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Eyesore wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
You arent confusing mr china man with the dude who complained about the deathspell omega review and dared you to review devildriver are you?

Either way engrish is funny thing ever.

Same guy, right? Is that you? :lol:


No, im Starscream on myspace. I think its two different dudes, both weirdos.


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:50 pm 
following the reaper wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
You arent confusing mr china man with the dude who complained about the deathspell omega review and dared you to review devildriver are you?

Either way engrish is funny thing ever.

Same guy, right? Is that you? :lol:

No, im Starscream on myspace. I think its two different dudes, both weirdos.

Maybe. There's too many "friends" already. I've lost track. Haha.


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:15 am 
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Eyesore wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
You arent confusing mr china man with the dude who complained about the deathspell omega review and dared you to review devildriver are you?

Either way engrish is funny thing ever.

Same guy, right? Is that you? :lol:

No, im Starscream on myspace. I think its two different dudes, both weirdos.

Maybe. There's too many "friends" already. I've lost track. Haha.


And why dont forumites get to be near the front??? Me and Zad and Afeigel are like page 5 last time i checked. Why dont you love us kenny? :wink:


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following the reaper wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
You arent confusing mr china man with the dude who complained about the deathspell omega review and dared you to review devildriver are you?

Either way engrish is funny thing ever.

Same guy, right? Is that you? :lol:

No, im Starscream on myspace. I think its two different dudes, both weirdos.

Maybe. There's too many "friends" already. I've lost track. Haha.


And why dont forumites get to be near the front??? Me and Zad and Afeigel are like page 5 last time i checked. Why dont you love us kenny? :wink:


Adam's got a MySpace? Friend me up, man.


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:57 am 
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Zad wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
You arent confusing mr china man with the dude who complained about the deathspell omega review and dared you to review devildriver are you?

Either way engrish is funny thing ever.

Same guy, right? Is that you? :lol:

No, im Starscream on myspace. I think its two different dudes, both weirdos.

Maybe. There's too many "friends" already. I've lost track. Haha.


And why dont forumites get to be near the front??? Me and Zad and Afeigel are like page 5 last time i checked. Why dont you love us kenny? :wink:


Adam's got a MySpace? Friend me up, man.


So does sfridgey. Adams pic is the one of him drunk he posted on here.


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following the reaper wrote:
Zad wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
You arent confusing mr china man with the dude who complained about the deathspell omega review and dared you to review devildriver are you?

Either way engrish is funny thing ever.

Same guy, right? Is that you? :lol:

No, im Starscream on myspace. I think its two different dudes, both weirdos.

Maybe. There's too many "friends" already. I've lost track. Haha.


And why dont forumites get to be near the front??? Me and Zad and Afeigel are like page 5 last time i checked. Why dont you love us kenny? :wink:


Adam's got a MySpace? Friend me up, man.


So does sfridgey. Adams pic is the one of him drunk he posted on here.


I discovered Fridge's earlier.


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You're all sellouts.


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Kathaarian wrote:
You're all sellouts.


Stop being an antisocial loner and join the party! :P


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 12:03 pm 
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i never go on my myspace. well, almost

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Kathaarian wrote:
You're all sellouts.


www.myspace.com/kath


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