Metal Reviews

Noodles is the MR version of Icarus - the young man who glued feathers to himself. Well, you know what I'm getting at. So...when this young romantic finds one day that his beloved has decided that she enjoys things beyond what he can provide, such as being double-teamed by two Jamaicans, how will he cope?

I went with Kill Himself but any option is fine because this is THE BEST THREAD IN MR HISTORY.

There's no hot topics where I live =\

i didn't vote because thers no all "all of the above", kill myself is probably closest because without her i'd be nothing :(

who makes a sig about his girlfriend? :?

that was from another forum i go to, i made it to make fun of another sig someone had

just akward...to me.

well original the "KLC" wasnt there and it was just noodles <3 boobies, but then she saw it and got mad :?

Don't lie to yourself noodles. We all know you love me. KLC? Come on. It's obvious that it means [K]athaarian [L]ife [C]ode. It won't be returned, get over it. My heart belongs to Craig.

KLC clearly stands for Kathariaan Loves Craig, right petal?

You know it does.

Change your name to Krieg. Your name has the potential to be Krieg.

Best thread ever.

That's the 2nd vote for best thread ever.

Well i'm probably not the first one to break it to you, but you should try to find another solution that doesn't involved you getting killed, because it's almost a certainty that you won't be together forever especially when you're of young age like you are(if I recall correctly).

for sure, face facts now, life will be easier when you hit puberty if you realize that every chick you date or fuck will end up hating you, you hating her or just growing bored to the point it is all just senseless and jacking off to porn has more rewards. Sorry bro, someone has to tell you the truth.

Actually the one other relationship i've had ended with us being friends... so... so...

yeah.

I don't know what a hot topic is but i'm asumming its American for 'bar', I voted for that one.

hot topic is a goth kid/fake hXc/fag store.

oh... that sounds shit.

Noodles when you finish with this one, don't be an idiot, go to a bar.

When you're under 20 all relationships end that way. Trust me dude, relying that heavily on a relationship is putting waaay to much pressure on the relationship. Don't depend on a relationship to get you through life.

it's just what i do, i pretty much always need a soulmate to give attention and love to. i like to think that its because i'm a loving person but its probably more than i'm just very dependant and can't function very well on my own. before i met alyn, my first girlfriend, i basically just drank and smoked a lot of weed, which i imagine is what i'd do if kelsey dumped me...

oh yeah and played tons of video games