The Ultimate Fate of Noodles

Orion · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 1:00 am

noodles wrote:

it's just what i do, i pretty much always need a soulmate to give attention and love to. i like to think that its because i'm a loving person but its probably more than i'm just very dependant and can't function very well on my own. before i met alyn, my first girlfriend, i basically just drank and smoked a lot of weed, which i imagine is what i'd do if kelsey dumped me...

oh yeah and played tons of video games

Dude, girlfriends aren't soulmates unless it becomes a lifetime relationship. Take it easy.

Etherhunter · **Joined:** Wed Sep 21, 2005 4:46 pm **Posts:** 81

noodles wrote:

before i met alyn, my first girlfriend, i basically just drank and smoked a lot of weed, which i imagine is what i'd do if kelsey dumped me...

oh yeah and played tons of video games

And how is that not awesome?

Ness · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:21 am

Etherhunter wrote:

noodles wrote:

before i met alyn, my first girlfriend, i basically just drank and smoked a lot of weed, which i imagine is what i'd do if kelsey dumped me...

oh yeah and played tons of video games

And how is that not awesome?

Rhys · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:54 am

Etherhunter wrote:

noodles wrote:

before i met alyn, my first girlfriend, i basically just drank and smoked a lot of weed, which i imagine is what i'd do if kelsey dumped me...

oh yeah and played tons of video games

And how is that not awesome?

Exactly!

Goat · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 12:48 pm

Noodles, here's what you do:

1. Make holes in all your condoms with a needle.
2. Get her pregnant.
3. Refuse to pay for an abortion, because you've seen the light, and become Catholic/Jewish/Muslim/whatever.

She'll have no choice but to stay with you forever, plus you'll have a baby (or 2+, if you've been putting fertility drugs in her hot chocolate) that can be sold to keep the two of you in eyeliner! Result!

grandbazaar · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:24 pm

Zad wrote:

Noodles, here's what you do:

1. Make holes in all your condoms with a needle.
2. Get her pregnant.
3. Refuse to pay for an abortion, because you've seen the light, and become Catholic/Jewish/Muslim/whatever.

She'll have no choice but to stay with you forever, plus you'll have a baby (or 2+, if you've been putting fertility drugs in her hot chocolate) that can be sold to keep the two of you in eyeliner! Result!

I'm pretty sure this is a joke. LOL
but to those who think he's serious , relationships that are forced to continue because it resulted in a child almost never last.

Goat · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:29 pm

grandbazaar wrote:

Zad wrote:

Noodles, here's what you do:

1. Make holes in all your condoms with a needle.
2. Get her pregnant.
3. Refuse to pay for an abortion, because you've seen the light, and become Catholic/Jewish/Muslim/whatever.

She'll have no choice but to stay with you forever, plus you'll have a baby (or 2+, if you've been putting fertility drugs in her hot chocolate) that can be sold to keep the two of you in eyeliner! Result!

I'm pretty sure this is a joke. LOL
but to those who think he's serious , relationships that are forced to continue because it resulted in a child almost never last.

Lies. Children are the bedrock of marriage. Why do you think the divorce rate is so high? Because people are having less children. In fact, it's due to this that religious fundamentalists will outnumber normal people in a few generations, because they breed like rats on viagra.

grandbazaar · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:34 pm

Zad wrote:

grandbazaar wrote:

Zad wrote:

Noodles, here's what you do:

1. Make holes in all your condoms with a needle.
2. Get her pregnant.
3. Refuse to pay for an abortion, because you've seen the light, and become Catholic/Jewish/Muslim/whatever.

She'll have no choice but to stay with you forever, plus you'll have a baby (or 2+, if you've been putting fertility drugs in her hot chocolate) that can be sold to keep the two of you in eyeliner! Result!

I'm pretty sure this is a joke. LOL
but to those who think he's serious , relationships that are forced to continue because it resulted in a child almost never last.

Lies. Children are the bedrock of marriage. Why do you think the divorce rate is so high? Because people are having less children. In fact, it's due to this that religious fundamentalists will outnumber normal people in a few generations, because they breed like rats on viagra.

I'm not saying children doesn't solidify relationships if your're already in solid relationship. I'm saying forced relationships don't last. making your girlfriend pregnant so that she stays with you is forcing the relationship to another level, Also, having children for the soul purpose of solidifying a so so relationship will only delay the inevitable, eventually problems will surface again.
and eventually it will show it's effects.

Goat · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:35 pm

grandbazaar wrote:

I'm not saying children doesn't solidify relationships. I'm saying forced relationships don't last. making your girlfriend pregnant so that she stays with you is forcing the relationship to another level,
and eventually it will show it's effects.

Only if she finds out, and then what is she going to do, give up on her meal ticket with a kid in tow? Of course not, she'll stick to the money, as all of the whores always do. Love comes with time.

grandbazaar · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:39 pm

Zad wrote:

grandbazaar wrote:

I'm not saying children doesn't solidify relationships. I'm saying forced relationships don't last. making your girlfriend pregnant so that she stays with you is forcing the relationship to another level,
and eventually it will show it's effects.

Only if she finds out, and then what is she going to do, give up on her meal ticket with a kid in tow? Of course not, she'll stick to the money, as all of the whores always do. Love comes with time.

Oh come stop fucking with me, you can't be serious about this.
Why do you think couples that have been together 15-20 years divorce. Curiously this happens when the children leave the family home.

Even if she doesn't find out, some one who does something that dishonnest will eventually show his true colors again.
"Love comes with time" that statement is crap. Their has to be some love at the start some sparkles, the only thing time might do is solidify this love or destroy it depending on the people.

Goat · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:41 pm

grandbazaar wrote:

Zad wrote:

grandbazaar wrote:

I'm not saying children doesn't solidify relationships. I'm saying forced relationships don't last. making your girlfriend pregnant so that she stays with you is forcing the relationship to another level,
and eventually it will show it's effects.

Only if she finds out, and then what is she going to do, give up on her meal ticket with a kid in tow? Of course not, she'll stick to the money, as all of the whores always do. Love comes with time.

Oh come stop fucking with me, you can't be serious about this.
Why do you think couples that have been together 15-20 years divorce. Curiously this happens when the children leave the family home.

Exactly - with the child gone, the family atmosphere that holds them together goes too. Either then they should have another kid, otherwise why stay together?

grandbazaar · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:44 pm

Zad wrote:

grandbazaar wrote:

Zad wrote:

grandbazaar wrote:

I'm not saying children doesn't solidify relationships. I'm saying forced relationships don't last. making your girlfriend pregnant so that she stays with you is forcing the relationship to another level,
and eventually it will show it's effects.

Only if she finds out, and then what is she going to do, give up on her meal ticket with a kid in tow? Of course not, she'll stick to the money, as all of the whores always do. Love comes with time.

Oh come stop fucking with me, you can't be serious about this.
Why do you think couples that have been together 15-20 years divorce. Curiously this happens when the children leave the family home.

Exactly - with the child gone, the family atmosphere that holds them together goes too. Either then they should have another kid, otherwise why stay together?

They might as well break-up, because the relationship was crap from the start, if the only thing holding them together after 20 years is the children. They have been living an unhappy lie

Goat · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:46 pm

grandbazaar wrote:

Zad wrote:

grandbazaar wrote:

Zad wrote:

grandbazaar wrote:

I'm not saying children doesn't solidify relationships. I'm saying forced relationships don't last. making your girlfriend pregnant so that she stays with you is forcing the relationship to another level,
and eventually it will show it's effects.

Only if she finds out, and then what is she going to do, give up on her meal ticket with a kid in tow? Of course not, she'll stick to the money, as all of the whores always do. Love comes with time.

Oh come stop fucking with me, you can't be serious about this.
Why do you think couples that have been together 15-20 years divorce. Curiously this happens when the children leave the family home.

Exactly - with the child gone, the family atmosphere that holds them together goes too. Either then they should have another kid, otherwise why stay together?

They might as well break-up, because the relationship was crap, from the start if the only thing holding them together after 20 years is the children. They have been living an unhappy lie

But another generation of humans is free to go out and rape the planet. Which is what it's all about, really - survival of the species.

grandbazaar · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:49 pm

grandbazaar wrote:

Zad wrote:

grandbazaar wrote:

Zad wrote:

grandbazaar wrote:

I'm not saying children doesn't solidify relationships. I'm saying forced relationships don't last. making your girlfriend pregnant so that she stays with you is forcing the relationship to another level,
and eventually it will show it's effects.

Only if she finds out, and then what is she going to do, give up on her meal ticket with a kid in tow? Of course not, she'll stick to the money, as all of the whores always do. Love comes with time.

Oh come stop fucking with me, you can't be serious about this.
Why do you think couples that have been together 15-20 years divorce. Curiously this happens when the children leave the family home.

Exactly - with the child gone, the family atmosphere that holds them together goes too. Either then they should have another kid, otherwise why stay together?

They might as well break-up, because the relationship was crap from the start, if the only thing holding them together after 20 years is the children. They have been living an unhappy lie

ah those selfish humans.... LOL

Goat · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:52 pm

Quote:

Even if she doesn't find out, some one who does something that dishonnest will eventually show his true colors again.
"Love comes with time" that statement is crap. Their has to be some love at the start some sparkles, the only thing time might do is solidify this love or destroy it depending on the people.

It's called 'lust', that first sparkle. An evolutionary feature to get the most attractive couples mating so that the strongest possible offspring are produced. And hey, if the guy's happy, and if she's happy, what difference does it make? He's got the girl and stud status amongst his homies, she has the money and status of motherhood.

grandbazaar · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:55 pm

Zad wrote:

Quote:

Even if she doesn't find out, some one who does something that dishonnest will eventually show his true colors again.
"Love comes with time" that statement is crap. Their has to be some love at the start some sparkles, the only thing time might do is solidify this love or destroy it depending on the people.

It's called 'lust', that first sparkle. An evolutionary feature to get the most attractive couples mating so that the strongest possible offspring are produced. And hey, if the guy's happy, and if she's happy, what difference does it make? He's got the girl and stud status amongst his homies, she has the money and status of motherhood.

You said it...if BOTH are happy, which I doubt very much....given the initial situation. Dishonnesty is never a good basis for a relationship.

Goat · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:58 pm

grandbazaar wrote:

Zad wrote:

Quote:

Even if she doesn't find out, some one who does something that dishonnest will eventually show his true colors again.
"Love comes with time" that statement is crap. Their has to be some love at the start some sparkles, the only thing time might do is solidify this love or destroy it depending on the people.

It's called 'lust', that first sparkle. An evolutionary feature to get the most attractive couples mating so that the strongest possible offspring are produced. And hey, if the guy's happy, and if she's happy, what difference does it make? He's got the girl and stud status amongst his homies, she has the money and status of motherhood.

You said it...if BOTH are happy, which I doubt very much....given the initial situation. Dishonnesty is never a good basis for a relationship.

Why would they not be happy? He has the lady, and the child, so his biological needs are fufilled. She has a child to look after, plus a partner who gives her money and attention.

If honesty will harm them, what's the point of it?

Radagast · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:05 pm

This thread was better when Kathy and I were being gay.

Goat · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:07 pm

Radagast wrote:

This thread was better when Kathy and I were being gay.

What do you mean, 'were'?

grandbazaar · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:10 pm

Zad wrote:

grandbazaar wrote:

Zad wrote:

Quote:

Even if she doesn't find out, some one who does something that dishonnest will eventually show his true colors again.
"Love comes with time" that statement is crap. Their has to be some love at the start some sparkles, the only thing time might do is solidify this love or destroy it depending on the people.

It's called 'lust', that first sparkle. An evolutionary feature to get the most attractive couples mating so that the strongest possible offspring are produced. And hey, if the guy's happy, and if she's happy, what difference does it make? He's got the girl and stud status amongst his homies, she has the money and status of motherhood.

You said it...if BOTH are happy, which I doubt very much....given the initial situation. Dishonnesty is never a good basis for a relationship.

Why would they not be happy? He has the lady, and the child, so his biological needs are fufilled. She has a child to look after, plus a partner who gives her money and attention.

If honesty will harm them, what's the point of it?

your twisting my thoughts here, I said that dishonesty will harm them, not honesty. Also, you know very well money is never a good reason to stay in a relationship. There are so many things you say that are soo wrong I won't even try to argue them out anymore.

But in general someone who will do anything(including getting her woman pregnant without her consent) is a dishonest person, who can't live by himself and is willing to do anything to satisfy his needs. So basically you can shove him in the selfish category.The relationship is built on false pretences and problems will surface eventually. Is the guy happy is the gal happy ? maybe but the girl is clueless about the real situation, and that is purely dishonest.
One of the persons in this fake relationship is being used by some selfish, dishonest person who will only end up hurting the other person implicated. When this charade ends She'll only realize how badly she has wasted her life.

If you can't see how wrong this is, I rest my case..i'm not going to waste my time explaining myself, since clearly you'll never understand.

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