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Do you?
I Respect And Fear Thee 33%  33%  [ 5 ]
My nuts are green 40%  40%  [ 6 ]
Big 8 Soda is on sale 27%  27%  [ 4 ]
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The Silent Man
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...for I am this months Employee of the month at Subway, mutha fuckaaaasss!
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Eyesore
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WHOOHOO!!
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noodles
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I worked at subway for 3 months. I gave away free subs to any hot girls who came in, took a really long time to serve ugly ones, threw pickles at the other people working there and overall was a terrible employee, but I actually didn't get fired...

I love where I live, theres a ton of tourists and no teenagers to fill minimum wage jobs so unless you dont show up repeatedly then you wont get fired.
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rio
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Take that, inanimate carbon rod!
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Radagast
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Take that, inanimate carbon rod!

But can Silent Man save a downed space shuttle?
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Ness
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O' how I wish Big 8 soda was on sale!! WHHHHYYY!!!???

Much respek be to my mans with the sammiches title of the month.
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Radagast
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The Silent Man
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Radagast wrote:
rio wrote:
Take that, inanimate carbon rod!

But can Silent Man save a downed space shuttle?
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I have, not once, but THRICE!!
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The_Voice
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Way to go Dude!, youre one step closer to world domination.
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Orion
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That's cool and all but let's be honest, you're no Jared.
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The Silent Man
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Orion wrote:
That's cool and all but let's be honest, you're no Jared.


Jared has aides.
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Orion
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The Silent Man wrote:
Orion wrote:
That's cool and all but let's be honest, you're no Jared.


Jared has aides.


:shock:

Jared's had sex?
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The Silent Man
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Orion wrote:
The Silent Man wrote:
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That's cool and all but let's be honest, you're no Jared.


Jared has aides.


:shock:

Jared's had sex?


Its a joke from South Park.

The joke is that Jared had 2 trainers help him lose weight and he starts yelling to the world "Because of my aids I have lost weight, not all was Subway!" and everyone is grossed out, they attack, people realise mistake, laughs had by all.
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Orion
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The Silent Man wrote:
Orion wrote:
The Silent Man wrote:
Orion wrote:
That's cool and all but let's be honest, you're no Jared.


Jared has aides.


:shock:

Jared's had sex?


Its a joke from South Park.

The joke is that Jared had 2 trainers help him lose weight and he starts yelling to the world "Because of my aids I have lost weight, not all was Subway!" and everyone is grossed out, they attack, people realise mistake, laughs had by all.



Oh. Haha.
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Carnifex Umbris
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Mmm, sammiches.
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MetalStorm
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MMMMMMMM open face club sand wedge!!!!!
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noodles
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I once killed a man.
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Colonel Kurtz
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I having the serfs gather the materials for your throne.

Congratulations, man.
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Kathaarian
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My nuts are blue.
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Cú Chulainn
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soda's on sale! now get me a turkey sandwich, suckah!

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