Metal Reviews

that made me laugh harder than I have in a loooong time!!!

"The Pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain."

That was hilarious.

The Egyptians built the Pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular cube.

OMFGLMFAO!!!!!!111one



Another important invention was the circulation of blood

hahahahahahahahahahha!





The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many people died and many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this


Bwahahahah!




The colonists won the War and no longer had to pay for taxis.

hee hee





Franklin had gone to Boston carrying all his clothes in his pocket and a loaf of bread under each arm. He invented electricity by rubbing cats backwards and declared "a horse divided against itself cannot stand." Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead

Ahhahahahahahahahahaha!





Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick Raper, which did the work of a hundred men.

Oh my God im in tears I <3 you wanksy, i really do.

although the level of idiocy in some schools must be pretty high if this is what the students are writing.

A myth is a female moth.

The victims of the Black Death grew boobs on their necks. Holy shit that's the best thing I've seen in ages. Actually when I was in Spain on a student exchange last year, the guy I lived with had a fucking book like that. I remember quotes like "The first living beings on Earth were the primates" and "[insert name here] invented tourism and became very, very rich"

Milton wrote "Paradise Lost." Then his wife died and he wrote "Paradise Regained."

My favourite