Metal Reviews

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

hahahhahaaaa!


that's why beer-drinkers are pussies! vodka rules!

hahahahaha!! Thats fucking funny.

so what if you drink bitch beer aka cider?

If you drink bitch beer, women ruggers will laugh at you.

Ha ha ha, clever.

And I will punch you in the ear numerous times


Now Drinking - 1554 - Belgian Beer, a very very dark beer with a smooth taste, good stuff.

I just had some beer called "La Fin Du Monde", horrible taste but is 9% and comes in 750ml bottles lol

haha, nice post!!

i tried 3 nice beers here - Stella Artois, Blue Moon and 312. shame i'll never find any of that back home :/

EDIT -

VODKA is such a bitch drink. Switch to scotch dude!

Blue Moon is a good one. I've never had the other two. When do you go back by the way?

My current favourite:

I have a buddy who loves that stuff. I need to try it.

You dawgs don't get Stella? Unlucky.

Its a lager, a reasonably strong one at just over 5% And very nice it is too.

In fact, I'm going to get me some Stella tonight for Snakes on a Plane.

Vodka Snakebite! The real students drink!!

Edit- wow, my sister just told me that shit is still illegal, i knew you had to get a shot of vodka seperate and pour it in but i didn't think it was actually against the law to drink it!!

Jack Daniels and White Beer =

i return on the 26th or 28th, can't remember.

312 is a Chicago beer, one of them microbreweries i think.

recommend some beer, so i can try some and stuff. i heard sam adams is nice, tr00 or falz?

EDIT - oh yeah, the absinthe is really nice too, but if i'm not mistaken it's illegal here (because of the wormwood i think). if can get your hands on it you have to try it, it warms the soul.

Beer makes me do this;
BLEEEEEAARGH

hehe, That beer comes from Quebec and indeed it's pretty awful but serves it's purpose for those who want to get drunk quick and cheap. lol